摩登原始人（1960）

The Flintstones S03E09

Part 2 April 27, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

是啊让我们赶紧把他处理掉
Yeah, let's get rid of him.
-什么情况 -等一下伙计们
- What's the idea? - Just a minute, fellas.
你们要是再敢这样
I'd like to see you try that again,
我就去起诉你们自作聪明的家伙们
wise guy. I ought to sue you.
我就是要这么做起诉你们
That's what I'll do. I'll sue you.
弗雷德弗雷德
Fred! Fred!
-怎么了巴尼 -快从我背上下来
- What's the matter, Barney? - Get off my back.
没用的巴尼我放弃了
It's no use, Barney. I give up.
我只好告诉特克斯叔叔真♥相♥了
I'll just have to tell Uncle Tex the truth.
根本就没有小特克斯
There is no Little Tex.
太糟了弗雷德我希望我能帮上忙
That's too bad, Fred. I wish there was something I could do.
你说什么巴尼
What did you say, Barney?
我说"我希望我能帮上忙"
I said, "I wish there was something I could do."
公共汽车站
我也是这么想的
That's what I thought.
来吧朋友你的确能帮上忙
Come on, pal, there is something you can do.
把我放下来弗雷德把我放下来
Put me down, Fred. Put me down.
这种找男人的方法不错嘛我也要试试
Not a bad way to catch a man. I'll have to try that.
戏服
这样就行了先生
This'll work fine, mister.
过几天我就还回来再见
I'll return it in a few days. So long.
没错这个方法一定会成功
Yes, sir, this is gonna work just fine.
弗雷德这太荒唐了
Fred, this is ridiculous.
你说了你希望可以帮到我不是吗
You said you wished you could help me, didn't you?
是的但这帮过头了我要从这里出去
Yeah but not this much. I'm getting outta here.
-不可以 -我要出去
- No, you don't. - Yes, I am.
你敢踢我回到婴儿车里去
Kick me, will you? Get back in the carriage.
不要挟我头啊
Not the headlock.
-把我放下来 -回到婴儿车里去
- Put me down. - Get back in that carriage.
好好待在里面
And stay in there.
虎毒还不食子你怎么这么狠
What kind of a father are you to treat a poor baby like that?
事情不是表面上那样女士
It ain't like it looks, lady.
我不是他爸爸
I'm not his father.
不是他的父亲胆大妄为接我一招
Not his father? Why of all the nerve. Take that...
再一招再一招
and that and this...
你个禽兽
You monster.
我要被岩石包打死了
Those rock purses are murder.
别打了
Take it easy.
本以为为了孩子两夫妻不至于厮杀呢
You'd think for the kid's sake, they'd try to get along.
我觉得我们甩掉她了巴尼
I think we lost her, Barney.
我要甩掉你了
And I'm gonna lose you.
天啊那个老太太真能跑
Boy, that old girl can sure run.
这经历太可怕了
What a terrifying experience.
-弗雷德 -小声点也许她就在附近呢
- Hey, Fred. - Quiet she might still be around.
弗雷德救命我停不下来了
Fred, help. I can't stop.
弗雷德快点救救我
Do something, Fred. Quick.
巴尼快回来
Barney, come back here.
你在搞什么
What do you think you're doing?
救命
Help.
我求求你了巴尼快停下
For crying out loud, Barney. Cut it out.
你在做什么要把我的一切都毁了吗
What are you trying to do, spoil everything for me?
高速公路入口
-快让婴儿车停下弗雷德 -不是吧
- Stop the carriage, Fred. - Oh, no.
他要上高速公路了坚持住巴尼我来了
He's going on the freeway. Hold on, Barney. I'm coming.
弗雷德快想个办法
Come on, Fred, think of something.
这很危险
This could be dangerous.
减速啊巴尼
Slow down, Barney. Slow down.
天啊看你出的好主意
Oh, boy. You and your great ideas.
出口匝道
他去哪儿了巴尼你在哪儿
Now where did he go? Barney, where are you?
弗雷德你不该把我拦下来的
Gee, Fred, you shouldn't have stopped me.
我正开始享受坐婴儿车的乐趣呢
I was starting to enjoy the ride.
巴尼你个胖子要压断我脆弱的背了
Barney, that is the camel that broke my straw back.
赶紧给我下来赶紧走
Now get off of me and get out of here.
但是弗雷德
But, Fred...
别跟我说"但是弗雷德"
Don't but-Fred me.
你跟我不再是朋友了我们现在是敌人
You and I are through as friends. We are now enemies.
没错就是敌人总算感觉好些了
Yes, we are. And I feel better already.
-再见敌人 -再见弗雷德
- Goodbye, enemy. - Goodbye, Fred.
我是说 "敌人" 我无所谓
I mean, "Enemy." No hard feelings.
替我问候你的特克斯叔叔好吗
Say hello to your Uncle Tex for me, will you?
我的天啊特克斯叔叔
Oh, my gosh. Uncle Tex!
巴尼等一下老朋友
Barney, wait a minute. Old pal.
巴尼求求你了求你答应了吧
Look, Barney, I'm begging you. Say you'll do it.
-不行 -求你了朋友
- No. - Please, pal.
-穿三角裤太蠢了 -天啊
- I feel silly in these three-corner shorts. - Oh, boy.
我还一直以为你是我的朋友
And I always thought of you as my pal.
我的伙伴我的知己呢
My buddy. My bosom friend.
但当你有机会去证明这件事的时候
But when you have a chance to prove it,
你却背弃了我
you turn your back on me.
别说了弗雷德你的话让我心碎
Stop it, Fred. You're breaking my heart.
这么说你答应了你同意假扮小特克斯
You mean you'll do it? You'll be Little Tex?
我有一个条件
On one condition.
等你继承了遗产
When you get your inheritance.
你会把欠我的那10美元还我吗
Will you pay me the $10 you owe me?
我保证巴尼一言为定
It's a promise, Barney. Put her there, son.
嗨薇玛你能休息5分钟吗
Hi, Wilma. Can you take five?
巴不得呢
It would be a pleasure.
我丈夫一下午都不见人影
That husband of mine has been gone all
让我一个人包揽打理草坪的活
afternoon and left all the yard work for me.
你觉得他能说服别人借他一个婴儿吗
Do you think he talked anyone into loaning him a baby?
你在开玩笑吗
Are you kidding?
-你好薇玛 -弗雷德
- Hi, Wilma. - Fred.
很抱歉我走了这么长时间
Sorry to be gone so long.
但这次我老弗又马到成功啦
But old Freddy boy did it again.
我们的麻烦解决了
Our troubles are over.
你说什么呢你从哪儿拿的那个婴儿车
What are you talking about? Where'd you get that carriage?
还有巴尼去哪儿了
And where's Barney?
女士们我想给你们看一下
Girls, I want you to meet
我们家的最新成员
the latest addition to our family.
小特克斯·燧石族
Little Tex Flintstone.
薇玛快醒醒亲爱的
Come on, Wilma. Open your eyes, sweetheart.
看是我呀弗雷德
See? It's me, Fred.
弗雷德是弗雷德
Fred. Oh, yeah, Fred.
贝蒂醒一醒快看是我啊
Betty, wake up. Wake up. Look, it's me.
贝蒂又晕过去了弗雷德
Betty's out again, Fred.
那个东西又出现了
There's that thing again.
巴尼你能闭上嘴回屋里去吗
Barney, will you shut up and go in the house,
这样我才能把她们叫起来
so I can get them on their feet.
薇玛我不想为难你们
I am not being unreasonable, Wilma.
但不会有妻子愿意丈夫穿成这样招摇过市
But no wife wants her husband to go around looking like that.
我承认巴尼看上去很傻但只要这几天就好
I admit Barney looks ridiculous. But it's only for a few days.
就在特克斯叔叔在这里的时候
Just while Uncle Tex is here.
贝蒂如果特克斯叔叔找不到小特克斯
Betty, Fred will be disinherited,
弗雷德就没办法继承财产了
if Uncle Tex don't find a Little Tex.
我就再也拿不回我的10块钱了
And I'll never get my $10 back.
好吧如果你想帮弗雷德我不介意
All right, if you want to help Fred, it's okay with me.
谢了贝蒂你真够朋友
Thanks, Betty. You're a real pal.
我来接
I'll get it.
喂
Hello?
-是薇玛吗 -是的你是
- Is this Wilma? - Yes. And who's this?
我是弗雷德的叔叔大特克斯
I'm Fred's Uncle, Big Tex.
电♥话♥亭
跟你说一声我在去你家的路上
I'm just a hoot and a holler down the road from you.
我迫不及待的想见你和小特克斯
I'm sure anxious to meet up with you and Little Tex.
一会儿见薇玛宝宝
See you in a few minutes, Wilma baby.
薇玛那是谁
Who was it, Wilma?
你的特克斯叔叔他马上就到了
It's your Uncle Tex. He'll be here in a few minutes.
-特克斯叔叔 -马上就到了
- Uncle Tex? - In a few minutes?
快巴尼快到婴儿车里去
Quick, Barney, in the carriage.
别忘了像婴儿一样说话
Don't forget to talk baby talk.
我不确定我是不是想这么干了弗雷德
I don't know if I want to go through with this, Fred.
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