摩登原始人（1960）

The Flintstones S03E03

Part 2 April 27, 2021, 2:48 p.m.

but I'd better see the doctor.
等一下
Wait,
我知道一种对顽固打嗝绝对有效的疗法
I know a sure-fire cure in stubborn cases.
闭上眼
Close your eyes.
-怎么样弗雷德 -不错别偷看
- How's that, Fred? - Good. Now don't peek.
据说受到点惊吓
I read that hiccups disappear
打嗝就会停止
if the patient gets a sudden scare
而巴尼很害怕锋利的斧子
and Barney is timid about sharp hatchets.
巴尼可以睁眼了
Hey, Barney, you can open your eyes now.
比之前更严重了
He's worse than ever.
也许喝一口412号♥能好一些
Maybe a drink of 412-up will help.
拿着巴尼给喝掉它
Hold it, Barney. Here. Drink this.
真难喝
That tastes awful.
有点儿意思弗雷德
I feel kind of funny, Fred.
有意思是什么意思
What do you mean, "Funny"?
巴尼怎么回事
Barney, what's the matter?
天啊巴尼你去哪儿了
Oh, boy! Barney, where are you?
就在你面前你需要戴眼镜了
I'm right in front of you. You must need glasses.
那个饮料有用弗雷德
That drink did the trick, Fred.
打嗝的症状完全消失了
The hiccups have completely disappeared.
你和你的嗝一起消失了你隐形了
And you with them! You're invisible!
隐形真荒唐
Invisible? That's ridiculous.
我要是隐形了
If I was invisible,
就没法从镜子里看到自己
I wouldn't be able to see myself in this mirror.
我不见了我隐形了我看不到我了
I'm gone! I am invisible. I can't see myself!
我也看不见
Neither can I!
给带上帽子让我知道你在哪里
Here. Put on this cap so I know where you are.
好的
Okay.
现在怎么办弗雷德你得帮帮我
Now what, Fred? You got to help me.
帮过了啊我不是治好了你打嗝吗
I did help you. I cured your hiccups, didn't I?
就是我忘了谢谢
Yeah. I forgot. Thanks.
你怎么让我变回正常
How are you going to make me visible again?
我怎么知道
How should I know?
为什么每次你一出现就给我找麻烦
Why is it every time you show up, you make trouble for me?
给你找麻烦我才是那个遇到麻烦的人吧
Trouble for you? Seems like I'm the one who's in trouble.
想想吧如果你告诉薇玛和贝蒂
You think of the fix I'm gonna be in
我把你变隐形了
when you blab to Wilma and Betty
我麻烦就大了
that I made you invisible.
我不会说的弗雷德
I won't tell, Fred,
但是如果让贝蒂看见帽子在屋里飞
but it's gonna be kind of hard to keep it from Betty
就难以对她保密了
when she sees this hat floating around the room.
正视现实吧她肯定会问的
Let's face it. She's going to ask questions.
是啊太太们遇到这种事肯定要八卦了
Yeah. Wives are kind of nosy about something like that.
让我喘口气巴尼
Give me a break, Barney.
你告诉她之前我试试能不能把你变回来
Before you tell her, let me try to cure you.
好吧弗雷德
Okay, Fred.
这个应该有用喝点海藻饮料
Maybe this will work. Here. Try some seaweed juice.
听你的开始了
If you say so. Here goes.
-没用 -没关系这里还有一堆东西
- Nothing. - That's okay. There's plenty of stuff here.
弗雷德午餐好了
Fred! Fred! Lunch is ready!
车♥库♥门关着他听不见
Oh, dear. The garage door is closed. He can't hear me.
弗雷德和他的神秘小发明
Boy! Fred and his hush-hush inventions.
给试试这个别停
Here, try this. You can't stop now.
不要弗雷德我不想再喝了
No more, Fred. I don't want any more.
奇怪巴尼不是去看医生了吗
That's funny. Barney was supposed to see the doctor.
应该还没回来呢
He couldn't be back yet.
别挣扎这是为你好
Stop squirming! It's for your own good!
不要
No more! No more!
来吧喝了它这个可能有用
Come on! Drink it! This one might work.
我不想再喝了
I don't want any more!
你吓到我了
You startled me.
弗雷德·燧石族发生什么事了
Fred Flintstone, what's going on in here?
我正在做个实验就这样
I'm conducting an experiment. That's what's going on.
实验
An experiment?
看起来更像是你发明了一种新的舞步
Looked more like you were inventing a new dance step.
巴尼怎么了
And what happened to Barney?
-巴尼 -是的巴尼
- Barney? - Yes. Barney.
我肯定我听见巴尼·粗石族的声音了
I distinctly heard Barney Rubble's voice in here.
是吗你四下看看巴尼在吗
Well, look around. Do you see Barney?
我没看见但是我确定我听到他的声音了
No, I don't, but I was sure I heard his voice.
别管他了午餐好了
Okay, come on. Lunch is ready.
这顶帽子应该是挂在墙上的
And this cap should be hanging up.
弗雷德你怎么做到的
Fred, how did you do that?
请勿提问这是顶级机密
No questions, please. It's top-secret.
我可不是在开玩笑
And I ain't kidding.
我还是觉得那个帽子戏法是靠镜子的效果
I still think that cap trick was done with mirrors.
它是不可能自己动的
It couldn't possibly get there by itself.
亲腌雷龙黑麦面包三明治
Oh, boy! Corned brontosaurus on rye!
等你发现我是怎么做的我会来个新花样
While you figure out how I done it, sweetie, I'll dig in.
巴尼停下
Barney, cut that out.
别淘气巴尼
Lxnay, Barney. Lxnay.
停下来巴尼
Now cut that out, Barney!
巴尼什么意思
Barney? What do you mean?
巴尼去看医生了弗雷德
Barney is at the doctor, Fred.
是啊医生对不好意思
Yeah, the doctor, yeah. Sorry.
-你感觉怎样弗雷德 -很好
- You feel all right, Fred? - Yeah, sure.
你去到医生那里看看巴尼怎样了好吗
Why don't you drop by the doctor and see how Barney is?
好主意我现在就去
Good idea. I'll leave right now.
可恶的巴尼害我没吃上午饭
Doggone that Barney. He made me miss my lunch.
巴尼你在吗
Barney. You out here?
你在哪巴尼
Where are you, Barney?
不迪诺别过来
No, Dino! Not you!
我没喊你停下来乖
No, I'm not calling you! Down, boy!
停下
Cut it out! Dino!
快站起来
Heel, boy.
迪诺停下
Dino, cut that out.
放开弗雷德迪诺
Leave Fred alone, Dino.
看他跑了
Look at him go!
他听见你说话却看不见你真好玩
He heard you but he couldn't see you! That's real funny.
我可不觉得好玩弗雷德
Not to me, Fred.
弗雷德你和谁说话呢
Fred, who are you talking to?
没人薇玛我正在练习腹语
Nobody, Wilma. I was practicing a little ventriloquism.
别傻了赶紧去吧
Stop acting silly and get going.
好的薇玛
Yeah, okay, Wilma.
我很担心弗雷德他怪怪的
I'm worried about Fred. He's been acting so strange.
希望他到那之后医生能检查一下他
I better have the doctor check him while he's at the office.
她觉得我会在医生那见到你巴尼
I'm supposed to see you at the doctor's, Barney.
开你的车好吗我的一个轮胎没气了
Can I use your car? Mine has a flat.
好的弗雷德
Sure, Fred...
不过你知道我不喜欢别人开我的车
only, you know I don't like anybody to drive my car.
我自己开车去
I'll take you there myself.
是的石英族大夫他正在去的路上
Yes, Dr. Quartz, he's on his way to your office now.
我很担心他的行为不太正常
I'm really worried. He keeps acting so peculiar.
我什么意思
What do I mean?
他自言自语还...
He keeps talking to himself, and...
现在他在用邻居的车
Right now, he's using our neighbor's car,
没人开车
but nobody's driving!
无人驾驶
No driver?
每次吃洋葱翼手龙都会有幻觉
Those onion-pterodactyl sandwiches will do it every time!
到保龄球馆停一下
Pull into the bowling alley, Barney.
保龄球馆为什么
Bowling alley? Why?
在我想出怎么治好你的同时
We can watch a few games
我们可以看几场比赛
while I figure out what to do with you.
好吧
Okay.
你看弗雷德
Look, Fred.
二号♥道上的吹大哈·砂岩族
There's Blowhard Sandstone bowling on Alley 2.
我看见了
Yeah, I see him.
这个馆里你打球仅次于他
You're the best bowler here except for him.
他肯定对我施了什么巫术
He's got a hex on me or something.
我就是打不过那个野蛮人
I just can't beat that loudmouth.
他看见你了弗雷德他正盯着你看呢