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The Big Bang Theory S06E09

Part 4 Oct. 6, 2019, 7:39 p.m.

I'd like to propose a toast...
让我们都忘了不开心的事
To burying the hatchet.
忘了不开心的事
To burying the hatchet.
其实这样闹了一出我还挺开心的
You know, I'm kind of glad this happened.
我也是
Me, too.
虽然很诡异但我觉得我们更亲近了
In some weird way, I kind of feel like it brought us closer.
每个人都很开心太棒啦
Yeah, everybody's happy. great!
有什么我能帮你的吗
Can I help you?
根据我从大众点评网
Yes. According to information
收集来的信息
I gleaned from yelp,
当一个名叫santeriasuzy37的人
You had great success when a santeriasuzy37
带给你一条带着鸡血渍的宽松皮裤时
Brought you a pair of leather slacks
你成功地打响了你的名号♥
Stained with chicken blood.
我觉得我也遇到了这样的问题
I believe I may have a similar problem.
这个坐垫被"复仇裸裸扭扭"摧残了
This cushion experienced a nude revenge wiggle.
啥米啥米
A what?
曾有一个裸男坐在它上面
A naked man sat on it.
我正在忧虑的是此男爱吃肥肉中的肥肉
Here's my concern. His diet is rich in fatty deli meats.
你可以做什么测试来探测到脂质残留?
What test do you have to detect lipid residue?
脂质啥米?
Lipid what?
脂质残留
Lipid residue.
肛♥门♥遗留物的扫描图谱
An anal autograph.
或者是结肠渗出物的特征检测
A colon calling card, if you will.
周二来取怎么样
Tuesday okay?
不用这么急
Don't rush it.
你可能正在和分子结构程度上的
We may be dealing with befoulment
邪恶力量做斗争呢
On a molecular level.
让我给你开张票
Let me write you a ticket.
这是你儿子吗?
Is that your son?
恩
Uh-huh.
看起来这台手提电脑已经不太好用了
Looks like that laptop's seen better days.
如果你有兴趣就卖♥♥给你
If you're interested, I'm selling this.
只用了两年哦
It's only two years old,
16G的随机存储器
16 gigabytes of ram,
英特尔内核 i7处理器
Intel core, i7 processor,
而且我可以保证
And I can personally guarantee
它已经在一个宇航员的小♥弟♥弟♥上
It has spent less than 20 minutes resting on
呆了不止二十分钟了
An astronaut's penis.