生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S06E04

Part 2 Oct. 6, 2019, 7:39 p.m.

I am spoon-feeding this to you.
我不知道
I don't know, uh...
喝醉了的鬼马小精灵
Casper the alcoholic ghost?
行了戏看够了
All right, that's enough.
手
Uh, hand.
-指甲...指甲油 -答对了
- Uh, nail... polish? - Yep!
不对等一下
Wait, no, no!
那个词是"波兰的"
The word is "Polish."
看波兰的大香肠
See, look. Polish sausage.
由尼古拉·哥白尼提出的太阳系学说
And the-the model of the solar system developed
他是波兰裔的天文学家
by Nicolaus Copernicus, a Polish astronomer.
最后
And then, finally,
如果还不够充分虽然那是不可能的
if that wasn't enough-- which it should've been--
这是被她所发现的镭的辐射
This is Madame Curie killing herself
害死的居里夫人
by discovering Radium, who,
尽管她后来加入了法国籍
although she was a naturalized French citizen,
可她出生时是波兰的人
was Polish by birth!
不好意思那个词明明是指甲油
Excuse me, the word is "polish."
看到没是小写的p
See? Small "p."
还真的是小写
So it is.
这道题我俩各打五十大板吧
I guess we both share blame on this one.
妮妮你还好吧
Bernie, you okay?
我马上就出来
Yeah, I'll be right there.
我不在的时候你新养了一头海狮吗
Did you get a sea lion while I was gone?
我有点过敏而已
It's just allergies.
那就好
Okay.
吃点抗过敏药就没事了
Took some benadryl. I'll be fine.
好了
So...
你想我吗
Did you miss me?
你觉得呢每一分钟我都
Are you kidding? Every minute of every...
抱歉哦
Excuse me.
亲爱的我们不用急着干这事
Sweetie, we don't have to do this now.
当然要啦
Yes, we do.
我们刚结婚你就出发了
You left right after we got married.
这算是我俩的蜜月呢
This is like our honeymoon.
现在
Now,
你给我坐稳了
hold on to your hat.
你没事吧
You okay?
有点头晕
A little dizzy.
一定是过敏药的关系
Must be the benadryl.
咱们换个体♥位♥吧
Switch places with me.
好的
Okay.
现在
Now...
快亲我
...Kiss me!
伯纳黛特
Bernadette?
妮妮妮妮
Bernie? Bernie?
刚才真是爽爆了
That was amazing.
你让我高♥潮♥迭...
You made me feel things I never...
又快完事又有点小恶心啊
Well, that was quick and a little gross.
现在我了解她过去的感受了
Now, I know how she feels.
谢尔顿你不是知道
Hey, Sheldon, you're always
很多小趣闻吗
full of fun little facts.
"虐得你屁滚尿流"这句话
Where did the expression
语源是从哪来的啊
"got your ass handed to you" come from?
我不知道
Don't know.
我猜这一定是古罗马的谚语
I wonder if it's from, like, ancient Rome
他们会把输家的屁♥股♥切下来
where they'd actually chop somebody's ass off
让输家看着屁♥股♥在地上滚
and then go, "here."
你懂得也算是给"失败者之神"的献礼
You know, to appease Loseroneous, the god of losers.
我不是失败者
I am not a loser.
"你画我猜"根本就比不出人的智商和能力
Pictionary is not a true test of any real intelligence or skill.
公平地说
Mmm, in all fairness,
"你画我猜"包含了词汇量和绘图能力
Pictionary has verbal skills, visual skills.
算是很全面的游戏了
It's a pretty well-rounded game.
巧克力豆饼干都画不好的人
Lot of big talk from a man
还敢在此大放厥词
who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie.
算了你再选一个游戏吧
All right, fine, pick another game.
艾米和我照样虐得你一败涂地
Amy and I will beat you at anything.
好啊
All right.
那我们玩
Let's play...
"西班牙物理嘉年华"
Physics Fiesta.
拜托那是什么
Oh, come on, what is that?
我刚发明的游戏
It's a game that I just invented,
玩家得用西班牙语回答物理问题
in which the participants answer physics questions in remedial Spanish.
希格斯玻色子在哪里[西语]
Donde esta el boson de higgs?
在粒子加速器里[西语]
En el acelerador de particulares.
干得好我的朋友[西语]
Bueno, mi amigo.
不我们才不玩现编出来的蠢游戏
No, no, we're not playing some dumb made-up game.
哪个游戏不是编出来的
All games are made up.
那又不是大自然的产物
They're not found in nature.
当年又不是在地上挖洞时碰巧找到的
You don't just dig in the ground, come across
拳击机械人♥大♥战系列玩具
a rich vein of rock'em sock'em robots.
换个游戏吧
Just pick another game.
我们可以玩点体育类游戏
Why don't we do something athletic
比如去大学的泳池玩水球
like go over to the university pool and play water polo?
不行谢尔顿下水就沉
No good-- Sheldon doesn't float.
确实如此
That is true.
我的体密度比平常人高
I have a higher than normal body density.
泡澡的水放太多我都可能会淹死
If I run too deep a bath, I drown.
那就玩点简单的吧
All right, let's keep it simple.
飞镖怎么样
How about darts?
不行这个也不公平
Oh, that's not fair either.
怎么不行
Why not?
飞镖是酒吧里的游戏
Darts is a bar game.
你一到法律年龄就天天在那儿混了
You've been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age.
是啊她到那年纪"才开始"
Yeah, that's when it started.
总之对于一切酒吧游戏
Well, regardless, she has a distinct advantage
她都有很大优势
in all tavern- based competitions.
台球啤酒乒乓湿衣比赛
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt contests--
这些都不行
they're all out.
由男士来评判哪位身材最佳
好吧
Okay.
不过我得声明一下
Just for the record,
我从来没参加过湿衣比赛
I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest.
我赢过但是因为我醉时喝酒洒了一身
I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk,
所以
So...
我们可以去加州大学的尸体实验室
We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA
玩真人版手术游戏
and play real-life operation.
-不 -不要
- No. - I don't think so.
确定吗虽然鼻子不会发亮
Are you sure? I mean, the nose doesn't light up,
犯错时病人鼻子会发红光并全身震动
但如果尸体足够新鲜
but if the corpse is fresh enough,
偶尔还是能让他腿抽抽呢
sometimes you can get the leg to jerk.
妈小星星亮晶晶
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
你的小星儿回家啦
your little star is home!
妈解一下门链子
Ma, the chain's on the door!
霍华德
Howard?
我还以为要明天才能见到你呢
I thought I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow!
小妮妮身体不太舒服
Yeah, well, Bernie's not feeling well,
所以我就来看看你嘛
so I thought I'd stop by,
给你讲讲我人生中最棒的历险故事
tell you about the greatest adventure of my life,
听听你会怎么打击我
see if you can make me feel bad about it.
好的稍等我有点衣冠不整
Uh, uh, okay, hold on, I'm not decent!
好的
All right.
20年来都没解开过睡衣
Woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years.
我一不在她就衣冠不整啦
Suddenly she's not decent?
你想我躲在衣柜还是从后门开溜
You want me to hide in the closet or go out the back?!
嘘你得小点声
Shh, you need to whisper.
妈谁在里面呢
Ma, who is in there?
没人是电视的声音
Uh, nobody! The TV is on!
我只找到一只袜子
I only got one sock.
另一只跑哪去了