生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S08E09

Part 4 Oct. 5, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

我喜欢你太娇贵不肯在厨房♥水槽尿尿的态度
I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink.
我喜欢你有完全不过脑子
I love that you have the confidence to speak,
就高谈阔论的那种自信
even without giving it an ounce of thought.
我喜欢你头发全都沾在香皂上
And I love how your hair is always on the soap.
搞得我像捏着只仓鼠洗澡一样
It's like washing myself with a hamster.
两位抱歉我来晚了
Hey, guys. Sorry I am so late.
我刚才跟我妈通电♥话♥呢
I was on the phone with my mother.
她怎么样了
Oh, how is she?
还不错
Pretty good.
她买♥♥了本《饭·祷·爱》
She bought the book Eat, Pray, Love
然后用它把我爸的奔驰烧了
and used it to set my father's Mercedes on fire.
你们俩在干嘛呢
So, what's up with you guys?
我们在聊喜欢对方的哪些地方
We're just saying all the things we love about each other.
哇我俩在伴侣心理治疗时也做过
Oh, like you and I did at couples therapy.
你买♥♥了什么啊
Ooh, what'd you get?
我在你手术前订的
Oh, I ordered it before your surgery.
是准备安置你的骨灰坛
It's the urn I was going to put you in.
这太变♥态♥了
Okay, that's morbid.
把它退回去
Send it back.
这不能退货我字都刻好了
I can't send it back-- I had it engraved.
"莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德长眠于此
"Here lie the ashes of Leonard Hofstadter.
他自以为是却不及室友睿智"
He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better."
这个好笑
That's funny.
老天我会想念这些让人嗨的止痛药
Boy, I'm gonna miss these painkillers.
你干嘛买♥♥两个
Hey, why did you get two?
-"我旁边那货是笨蛋" -那个是我的
- "I'm with stupid." - Oh, that one's mine.