生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S05E14

Part 3 Oct. 4, 2019, 2:26 p.m.

(香奈儿创始人)
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黑壳永远不会错
you can never go wrong with a little black case?
Siri 放点抒情爵士
Siri,play some smooth jazz.
正在播放抒情爵士
Playing smooth jazz.
哦亲娘啊肯尼基! (萨克斯演奏大♥师♥)
Oh,my God,Kenny G?!
这女人深知我心啊
This woman can read me like a book.
难以置信我在格兰岱尔购物中心买♥♥到了自己的灵魂伴侣
I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
我不想在这儿待了
I don't know if I want to stay.
太赞了
This is amazing.
你怎么想到要来这儿的?
How did you even get this idea?
我给你♥爸♥打电♥话♥了
I called your dad.
我问他你小时候喜欢干啥
I asked him what things you liked to do when you were a kid.
这比找头奶牛让你推要容易点
This seemed easier than getting a cow out here so you could tip it.
(一种趁牛睡觉时推倒它的游戏)
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你太棒了
Okay,you're kind of really great.
你在夸一个按♥摩♥脖子的手艺就像只老鹰要把你叼走的人吗?
You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?
行漏洞报告
Okay,bug report.
我夸奖你了你应该接受并且闭嘴
I just complimented you.You should take it and shut up.
对不好意思我错了
Right.Sorry,sorry.
还有停止无休无止的道歉
And stop apologizing all the time.
对我错了
Right.Sorry.
好了开始射点啥吧
All right,let's shoot stuff.
要我教你怎么用不?
You want me to show you what to do?
我经常玩侠盗飞车
I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto.
我大概知道怎么搞定"喷子"
I think I know how to handle a gat.
你说黑话时超萌
You are cute when you get all gangsta.
好吧我中枪了
So,I've got a gunshot wound.
很牛逼的样子
That's pretty bad-ass.
不是你的鞋中枪了你的小脚丫只是擦了一下
No,you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinkie toe.
喂他们都给我创可贴了
Hello?They gave me a Band-Aid.
除非医学上有必要医院是不会用创可贴的
Hospitals do not issue Band-Aids unless it is medically necessary.
这是法律规定的
That is the law.
谢谢你很棒的夜晚
Well,thank you for a really cool evening.
谢谢你在急诊室把我的星战袜子藏起来了
Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks at the emergency room.
是时候评价下这次公测看看发展趋势了吗?
Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test and see where we stand?
看上去不错
Things are looking good.
我们还是慢慢来?
So,are we still taking things slow?
今天枪伤上周在厨房♥抽屉撞伤了大拇指
Because a gunshot wound today,and last week,I slammed my thumb in the kitchen drawer.
不知道我还能撑多久
We don't know how much time I have.
亲爱的晚安
Good night,you.
愿Youtube的各位今天愉快(德语)
Guten Tag,das YouTube.
我是巴伐利亚人(德语)
Ich bin ein Bavarian.
我是椒盐脆饼(德语)
Und ich bin eine pretzel!
这里是谢耳朵讲坛之...
Und dis isSheldon Cooper Presents:
旗乐融融
Fun... Mit... Flags.
左边第一间
First door on the left.
多谢
Thank you.
Siri办公室
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Dave 我在你附近找到了六家吸尘器修理店
Dave,I found six vacuum cleaner repair shops in your area.
其中四家离你比较近
Four are fairly close to you.
嗨帅哥
Hello,sexy.
能为你做什么吗?
What can I help you with?
你要是想上我就告诉我
If you'd like to make love to me,just tell me.
对不起
I'm sorry.
我不明白...
I don't understand...
不!
No!