生活大爆炸
The Big Bang Theory S05E14
Part 1
Oct. 4, 2019, 2:26 p.m.
大家好 我是Sheldon Cooper博士
Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
欢迎收看第一集 谢耳朵讲坛之旗乐融融
and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags.
接下来52周 我将带您探索旗帜学的奥秘
Over the next 52 weeks,you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.
博士稍等 旗帜学是什么意思
Hang on,Dr. C. What's vexillology?
旗帜学是研究旗帜的学问
Vexillology is the study of flags.
哇噻
Cool.
好渊博啊 学到了
I think I just learned something.
- 学习有乐趣吗 - 必须的
- Did you have fun doing it? - I'll say.
本播客视频 集♥合♥科普与趣味
Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast,
不像俄勒冈州的旗帜图案
not unlike the only two-sided state flag--
分列两面
Oregon.
瞧啊
Oh,look.
你好 海狸先生
Hello,Mr.Beaver.
未来几集中 我们将回答许多热点问题
In future episodes,we'll answer some burning questions:
唯一的非长方旗是什么?
What's the only non-rectangular flag?
旗帜中最常出现什么动物?
What animal appears most often on flags?
第二常出现什么动物?
What animal appears second most often on flags?
以及等等
And more.
太棒了
Sweet!
你为什么挥舞白旗?
Why are you waving a white flag?
我被欢乐降服了
I'm surrendering... to fun.
本集"旗乐融融"并没啥乐趣 但很重要
Now,today's episode of Fun with Flags is not fun,but it is important.
本集名称"旗帜要会挥会叠"
"Flags: you gotta know how to hold 'em,you gotta know how to fold 'em."
我们先来认识旗帜的各个部分
Let's start by identifying the parts of our flag.
这边是吊孔 用来...
This edge is the hoist,and it's used to...
不好意思 借过了哈
Excuse me,sorry,excuse me.
卡
Cut.
没看到我们在拍摄吗?
Did you not see we are rolling?
对不起 我要跟Penny吃饭
Sorry.I'm having dinner with Penny.
得着急走了
I have to get out of here.
我还着急传播旗帜学问呢
And I have flag knowledge that I have to get out of here!
你没事吧
You okay?
我有点恼火
No,I'm a little rattled.
但我如同萨姆特堡旗帜 依旧飘扬ing
But like the flag over Fort Sumter,I'm still here.
(南北战争开始的地方)
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好了 第二次
And... take two.
大家好 我是Sheldon Cooper博士
Hello.I'm Dr.Sheldon Cooper,
欢迎收看第一集 谢耳朵讲坛之旗乐融融
and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents:Fun with Flags.
接下来52周 我将带您探索旗帜学的奥秘
Over the next 52 weeks,you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.
Cooper博士 稍等
Hang on,Dr. Cooper.
旗帜学是什么意思
What's vexillology?
旗帜学是...你旗子上咋画个脸蛋
Vexillology is... why is there a face on that flag?
这是大头儿子旗
It's Ferdinand T. Flag.
这能帮助吸引小朋友收看
I thought he might help bring in some younger viewers.
我了个去 这主意不错
Confound it!You're right,it's brilliant.
我们重新录吧
Let's take it from the top.
这顿饭真不错
That was a really nice dinner.
谢谢你又约我出来
I'm glad you asked me out again.
我也是 我想你嘛
Me,too; I missed you.
你整天见我呀
You see me all the time.
你是不是想念嘿♥咻♥了
You sure you just don't miss the sex?
跟你嘿♥咻♥挺爽的 你没试过吗?
Well,yeah,sex with you is pretty great.Have you ever tried it?
试过 你没说错呢
I have.You are not wrong.
我感觉如果咱俩打算再交往的话 这次慢慢来
I just think if we're gonna try dating again,we should take things slow.
我可以慢慢来的
Oh,I can take it slow.
跟你说过我第一任女友吗 高中同学Karen Berberick
Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school,Karen Berberick?
至今她都不知道我们交往过
To this day she doesn't know we were going out.
这样倒是方便分手
Made it easier on her when I broke things off.
好嘛 不用那么慢啦
Okay,well,maybe not that slow.
这样吧 你熟悉电脑软件的开♥发♥过程吗?
How about this,are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?
为了让你显摆下 就算我不知道吧
You know,just for fun,let's say I'm not.
软件发行前 要先进行测试
Before an application is released,they give it a trial run.
咱可以试试
W-We could do that.
我们吵架时不要发火 就当作是遇到了程序漏洞
And if we hit a rough spot,instead of getting mad,just say,"Hey,we found a bug,"
及时报告 动手修正
and we report it so it can be fixed.
约会公测吗?
You mean like a beta test?
其实这算是内测
Well,technically,this would be an alpha test.
公测需要有外人参与进来...
A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli...
我懂"公测"这词 你都不懂表扬一下吗?
Seriously,do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
应该表扬哈
No,you should.
真的 怪我太较真了
Absolutely.That was me being pedantic.
这是咱的第一个漏洞
That's our first bug.
你汇报了
You reported it.
我可以修正 多好呀
I can fix that. See?This is good.
好吧 试试看呗
All right.Let's give it a shot.
很好
Great.
咱俩都列张表 找时间交换一下
You keep a list,I'll keep a list.At some point,we'll exchange.
- 好的 晚安啦 - 晚安
- Okay.Good night,Leonard. - Night.
干得好 Hofstadter
Attaboy,Hofstadter.
用软件开♥发♥做比喻 太特么性感了
Nothing gets the ladies hotter than software development analogies.
我回来啦
Hey,I'm back.
卡
Cut.
录第47次
Take 47.
这条旗帜的学问很有趣呢
Here's an interesting fact about flags.
我跟你赌
I will take that action.
列支敦士登和海地的国旗 碰巧是一样的
The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence,
这还是在1936年 两国同时参加奥♥运♥会才发现的
a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other at the 1936 Olympics.
还好法♥西♥斯♥的风头正盛 盖过了他们的囧境
And thankfully,their embarrassment was overshadowed by the rise of Fascism.
让咱瞧瞧新手♥机♥
Let's see the new phone.
我在上班路上买♥♥的
I stopped on the way to work.
要不你来帮我揭下塑料膜吧
Hey,do you want to peel the plastic off with me?
我可以吗?
Really?Me?
荣幸之至
That's,like,the best part.
从角上撕吧
Grab a corner.
别那么猴急 牛仔
Whoa,what's your hurry,cowboy?
慢慢享受
Savor the moment.
哦耶
Oh,yeah.
说到牛仔 你们知道 哪国国旗上有两头牛吗?
Speaking of cowboys,do you know what country has not one but two cows on its flag?
内陆小国安道尔
The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra.
哟哟 下集"谢耳朵讲坛之旗乐融融" 有素材了
Oh,the next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags is writing itself.
我来试试语♥音♥识别
Oh,let me try the voice recognition.
我只让你揭膜 别过分哦
Hey,I let you peel the plastic,don't get greedy.
- 你好 - 你好
- Hello? - Hello.
你叫什么
What's your name?
我叫Siri
My name?It's Siri.
瞧瞧 你终于有敢于对话的女性了
Look at that.There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
你单身吗?
Are you single?
如果你是问婚姻状况的话 我还没有结婚
I don't have a marital status,if that's what you're asking.
对了 这涉及到个人隐私 我们还不怎么熟悉
Yeah,you're right,that's too personal.We hardly know each other.
去喝杯咖啡吧?
How about a cup of coffee?
我找到了六家咖啡店
I've found six coffee shops.
三家离你比较近
Three of them are fairly close to you.
一会见 先生们
I will see you gentlemen later.
她会伤透他的心的
She is gonna break his heart.
对于一个可以使用时光机器 穿越时空的人来说
For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time and space,
神秘博士肯定对于 今天的伦敦情有独钟
Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern-day London.
你这样出言不逊 小心拿不到今年"神秘嘉年华"的门票
Careful,it's that kind of sass that can get a person uninvited to this year's Who Con.
呃...这不算约会吧
Uh,we're not counting this as a date,are we?
我不确定 但应该不算吧
Um,I'm not sure,but I think the right answer here is "no."
漏洞报告:当有异性约我
Bug report: When a guy asks me to spend time with him,
他应该策划一些比 在家看电视有趣点的活动
maybe he plans something a little more interesting than hanging out at home,watching TV.
看"神秘博士"也不行
Even Doctor Who?
不行
Even Doctor Who.
够了 "神秘嘉年华"没你的份了
All right,that's it.Who Con-- you're out.
好吧 接受漏洞报告
Okay,bug report taken.
下次咱们晚上在一起 我会有更好的计划
Next time I will have a better plan for our evening's activity.
谢谢
Well,thank you.
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