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The Big Bang Theory S05E14
Part 2
Oct. 4, 2019, 2:26 p.m.
明天见
I'll see you tomorrow.
噢 等下 差点忘了
Oh,wait,here,almost forgot.
这个给你
Here.
什么啊?
What's this?
你的漏洞报告
My bug report to you.
哟 这么多啊
Well,that's quite a list you got there.
还用颜色标注了呢
It's color coded.
红色代表 "立即修复"
Uh,red means "fix right away."
黄色代表"爱啥时候修啥时候修"
Yellow is"eh,whenever you get a chance."
还有绿色是"我或许能忍♥受"
And green,is "I could probably learn to live with it."
下面还有注释 很贴心吧?
There's a key down here at the bottom.It's neat,huh?
是的
Yep.
睡个好觉
So,have a good night.
好的
Yep.
看看
Look at that.
有朝一日 我们会告诉下一代 "交往曾经是多么的难"
Some day,we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard.
我想知道你在单子上写了什么
What's baffling me is what you could've possibly put on the list.
头发颜色太黄了?
"Hair too golden"?
笑声太悦耳了?
"Laugh too musical"?
世界因她而更美好了?
"World too much a better place for her mere presence in it"?
"嘴里吃着东西还不停说话"怎么样?
How about "constantly talks with food in her mouth"?
她的内心充满了爱 没人在意她嘴里有什么
Her heart's full of love,no one cares what's in her mouth.
Siri 最近如何 你好啊?
So,Siri,what's happening?How are you?
我很好
I am well.
你现在在干吗?
What are you doing right now?
我在干吗?
What am I doing?
我在和你说话
I'm talking with you.
你声音真好听
You have a beautiful voice.
谢谢 有人欣赏我真好
Thank you,it's nice to be appreciated.
我也觉得
I bet it is.
为什么女人不喜欢我?
Why don't women like me?
让我查查
Let me check on that.
在网络上搜一下怎么样?
How about a Web search for "Why don't women like me?"
不用了 我搜过了
No need.I've already done that.
Siri 你姓什么?
Siri,do you have a last name?
我的名字是Siri
My name is Siri.
啊 一个名字
Ah,one name.
就像Cher Madonna和Adele (均为女歌♥手)
Like,uh,Cher,Madonna,Adele.
她们都令我心动
All the women who rock me.
我叫Rajesh 你也可以叫我Raj
My name is Rajesh,but you can call me Raj.
你喜欢我叫你Raj吗?
Would you like me to call you Raj?
我喜欢你叫我"帅哥"
I'd like you to call me sexy.
从现在开始叫你"帅哥"怎么样
From now on,I'll call you sexy.Okay?
太好了
Okay!
可能的节目主题
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Siri我想吃意式冰淇淋
Siri,I'm in the mood for gelato.
我找到了十家 评论中有意式冰淇淋的餐厅
I found ten restaurants whose reviews mention gelato.
七家离你比较近
Seven of them are fairly close to you.
谢了 亲爱的
Thank you,darling.
不客气 帅哥
You are most certainly welcome,sexy.
干得不错嘛 Koothrappali博士
Well done,Dr.Koothrappali.
什么?
I'm sorry?
你放弃和人类交往 却浪漫地和一台没有灵魂的机器结合
You've taken a great evolutionary leap by abandoning human interaction
真是革命性的飞跃啊
and allowing yourself to romantically bond with a soulless machine.
好样的 (也是某虚拟人生游戏名)
Kudos.
我才没和它结合
I haven't bonded with it.
哦 是啊 当然没有
Oh,no,of course.
我明白
I understand.
你害怕世人无法接受你这段 违反世俗的爱情
You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love.
我会替你保密的
Your secret's safe with me.
它只是个电♥话♥而已
It's just a phone.
Cooper
Cooper.
Kripke
Kripke.
通知你一下
Heads up.
Rothman教授又在 粒子习验室尿尿了
Professor Rothman urinated in the particle physics wab again,
所以我们准备给他 举办退收派对
so we're going to move up his wetirement party.
升期五 晚上5:00 制带食物
Fwiday,5:00-- pot wuck.
谢谢 Barry
Thanks,Barry.
Siri 周五早上提醒我做拿手的酥饼
Siri,remind me Friday morning to make my famous popovers.
好的 到时会提醒你的
All right,I'll remind you.
你也有Siri了
You got Siwi,huh?
不过声音识别很烂 看着
Voice wecognition on that thing is terrible.Wook.
Siri 给我灰荐个掺馆? (推荐个餐馆)
Siwi,can you wecommend a westauwant?
对不起 Bawwy (他叫Barry)
I'm sorry,Bawwy.
我不明白什么是"灰荐个掺馆"?
I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."
听着 不是掺馆 是掺馆
Wisten to me.Not westauwant; westauwant.
我不明白什么是"不是掺馆 是掺馆"
I don't know what you mean by "not westauwant; westauwant."
看到了吗? 垃圾
See?Total cwap.
你太烂了 Siwi
You suck,Siwi.
嘿 不要那么说
Hey,don't talk to her like that.
她可是个女士
She's a lady.
那位吕士昨晚给我的鸡鸡拍了张高清照片 发到克雷格列表网上
Well,that wady took high-wes pictures of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist.
(美著名分类广♥告♥网)
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宅见
Waiter.
开着呢
It's open.
准备好了吗?
You ready to go?
等我看完这章先
Yeah,hang on.Let me just finish this chapter.
不能待会再看吗?
Can you finish it later?
不行
No,I can't.
现在读书是我生活中的 重要一部分了
Reading books is a big part of my life now because,you know,
我多读点书 我们就又更多事可聊
we'd have more fun things to talk about if I read more.
很好 非常好
Great.Good.Great.
你在读什么?
What are you reading?
两周内给你比利般的腹肌
Two Weeks to Rock Hard Abs.
取这种剧透名字 读起来就没啥乐趣了哈
They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that,don't they?
好吧
All right.
记好 我们不能因为这些事生气
Look,just remember how this works.We don't get mad about these things.
说起来 我已经修正了 我的约会计划漏洞
Uh,speaking of which,I've addressed your bug report on my date planning.
今晚保证让你又惊又喜
Got a really fun evening for you.It's kind of a surprise.
好吧 非常好
All right.Terrific.
我去找双不太高的鞋子
Well,let me just go find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall.
以免看起来像"你和妈妈出去散步"
We wouldn't want you to feel like you were out for a walk with your mommy.
谢谢
Thank you.
不客气
Yeah.
这是我列的单子
Here's my list for you-- right there.
很好 有道理
All right,fair enough.
下次亲吻时 我肯定会更安静
I certainly can be quieter when we kiss.
我还以为那是表达激♥情♥的一种方式
I thought it was an expression of passion,
但"湿哒哒和诡异" 谁知道有这效果?
but if it's coming across as "juicy and weird," who wants that?
不好意思
Uh,uh... I'm sorry.
我的眉毛怎么个"傻"法?
Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"?
哦 不用了 看到了
Na,never mind.It's right here.
来得刚好 晚餐马上就好
Good timing.Dinner's almost ready.
好极了
Great.
闻起来很香啊
Oh,smells amazing in here.
我们今晚吃啥?
Oh,what are we eating?
异国风味
Oh,an exotic little treat.
我刚和Siri聊到北♥京♥烤鸭
I was just talking to Siri about Peking duck,
她告诉我 附近有四家中国超♥市♥ 其中两家离我比较近
and she said she knew about four Chinese grocers,two of which were fairly close to me.
我不自觉又说起来了
Her spontaneity is contagious.
Siri是谁?
Who's Siri?
他在和谁交往吗?
Is he dating somebody new?
是 他的手♥机♥
Yes.His phone.
这算可爱还是猥琐?
Is that cute or creepy?
喝点酒吧? 我想你们会喜欢的
Can I pour you some wine?I think you'll enjoy it.
通常用"长相思"配北♥京♥烤鸭 (法国白葡萄酒)
The traditional choice with Peking duck is a sauvignon blanc,
可Siri说"半干型雷司令"更好点 (白葡萄酒品牌)
but Siri suggested an off-dry Riesling.
我不大确定 但又不想和她在超♥市♥吵架
I wasn't sure,but I didn't want to have an argument with her in the middle of Trader Joe's.
好了 应该给Siri换上 什么壳来吃饭哩?
Now,what should we put Siri in for dinner?
豹纹壳 星光壳 还是按Coco Chanel所说
Leopard,sparkles,or to paraphrase Coco Chanel,
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