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威尔 你看色情片吧
Will, you look at porn, right?
这是我和我的 看啊
That's between me and my-- yes.
佛朗哥 我都不用问你了
Franco, I don't even need to ask.
男人的欲望是值得庆祝的
Male desire is celebrated.
甚至有一整个行业为其服务
There is an entire industry built on servicing it.
那为什么女性的欲望有所不同
Why should female desire be any different?
我们性器官的神经末梢比你们多
We got more nerve endings in our sex organs than you do.
不 绝对不许听
No. Absolutely not!
像你们这样的男人真的很擅长约束女人
Men like you are really good at limiting women's options.
现在也许 只是也许 你们在担心
Now maybe, just maybe, you guys are worried
我的杂♥志♥能为她们提供 你们无法提供的东西
that my magazine can offer them something that you can't.
不过有一件事我很确定 旺达·威尔克森
One thing I'm certain of is that Wanda Wilkerson
能在卧室得到满足
is satisfied in the bedroom department.
那你呢 -从来没有抱怨过
Are you, though? - Never had a single complaint.
我相信你们的婚姻
And I'm sure that your marriages
都建立在开放和沟通的基础上
are built on openness and communication.
其实我单身 -我还挺惊讶
Actually, I'm single. - Shocker.
但作为一个女人 让我告诉你一个小秘密
But as a woman, let me let you in on a little secret.
她告诉你的和实际情况
What she tells you and what's really happening
可能不是一回事
may not be the same thing.
我认识一个已婚16年的女人
I happen to know a woman who's been married
有三个孩子 完美的生活
for 16 years-- three kids, perfect life.
但她的丈夫一直没能给她
But her husband has never been able to give her
最完整的性♥爱♥体验
the fullest experience of lovemaking.
她从没一句怨言
She has never said a peep about it,
所以他一直瞎嚯嚯 以为自己让她爽到了
so he keeps flying blind thinking he's pleasuring her.
但我相信
But I'm sure that things
你和旺达之间是不同的
between you and Wanda are different.
休息后我们可以给她打个电♥话♥
We could give her a call after the break.
听听她对这个故事的看法
Hear her side of the story.
好主意 南希
Great idea, Nancy.
买♥♥一个白金的要多少钱
How much to get one of these in platinum?
到处都售罄了 -消息传得很快
We sold out everywhere. - Word travels fast.
迪克·卡维特的经纪人
Dick Cavett's talent booker told me
电♥话♥询问乔伊斯是否有空时告诉我的
when she called to check Joyce's availability.
不是吧 “迪克·卡维特秀”吗
No. "The Dick Cavett Show"?
纽约的那个吗
In New York fuckin' City?
你的消息怎么会比我的好
How is your news better than my news?
真烦人 我可是有好消息的
This is annoying. I had great news.
你会克服的
You'll get over it.
好吧 我需要听到你亲口说
All right, I need to hear it.
真的吗 -是啊 我可是个小人
Seriously? - Yeah, I'm a petty man.
我想听
I want to hear it.
好吧 我来给你铺垫下
All right, maybe I'll make it easier for you.
你说的也对
You were right too.
我不负责任 我太过自负
I was irresponsible, I was in over my head, I
我有点疯了
I went a little nuts.
然后我就走运了
And then I got lucky.
谢谢
Thank you.
还有呢
And?
你是对的
You were right.
阴♥茎♥和原始版本完全不成比例
The penis is completely out of proportion to the original.
是的 这是件大事 -是的 我们知道
Yeah, it was a whole thing. - Yes, we know.
我希望大家没别的地方去
I hope no one's got anywhere to be,
因为我刚挡了五个人的去路
because I just blocked in about five people.
现在他们有理由留下来了
Well, now they have a reason to stay.
各位 这是乔伊斯
Hey, everyone, this is Joyce.
《风♥骚♥♥女♥子》后的风♥骚♥♥女♥子
The minx behind "Minx."
上帝保佑丁丁女王
God save the queen of dicks.
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