风骚女子（2022）

Minx S01E01

Part 3 March 21, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

读起来有一种
When I'm reading it, I feel like
被班主任训斥的感觉
a fucking teacher is yelling at me.
谁在乎感觉啊
Well, who cares how it makes you feel?
重点是让大家思考
It's supposed to make people think.
你需要把药藏起来
You got to hide the medicine.
就像喂狗吃药时
It's like when you give a pill to a dog,
要把药在花生酱沾一沽
you dip it in peanut butter first.
那么问题来了我们的花生酱是什么
So my question is, what's our peanut butter?
抱歉你在等我回答 -是裸男
I'm sorry, are you waiting-- - It's nude men.
你刚说裸男
Did you say nude men?
不是那种肉♥欲♥横流的肌肉男
Not like a schvantz right in the face,
你知道的要优雅
you know, classy.
符合你们现代女性的审美
With your modern, you know, lady point of view.
你怕不是有什么大病
Are you mentally ill?
别怪我啊这是你最初的主意
You're the one who came up with the idea.
那就是一句客套话
No--that was a conversational bon mot.
你觉得我现在跟你坐在这里
Do you even understand
是想干什么
what it is I am trying to do here?
我当然知道你想要女权
Of course, I do--feminism.
为女孩子们争取平等
Making shit fair and equal for the chicks.
你倒是说说看男人有一打
So tell me this, how is it fair and equal
能看女人奶♥子♥的地方但女人一个看屌♥的地方找不到
that a guy has twelve places to go to see a pair of titties,
这算什么平等
but a gal has no place to go to see a dong?
女人不想看到屌♥
Gals do not want to see a dong.
不想吗你怎么知道
Oh, they don't? Now how do you know?
因为我就是女的 -嗯
Because I am one, so. - Mm.
好吧你想花钱证明吗
Well, would you like to put money on it?
你是说赌一赌吗 -不是的亲
What, you mean, like a bet? - No, honey.
我是说办杂♥志♥
Like a magazine.
他会为你提供办公室和一名员工
He wants to give you an office and a staff
并支持你发表前三♥期♥吗
and fund your first three issues?
你不是说这要花5万块吗
Didn't you tell me that cost, like, 50 grand?
也许吧 -乔西
Maybe. - Joycie!
这可是一大笔钱
That's a lot of money.
对但是有附加条件的
Yeah, but it comes with strings.
你知道的套路层层叠叠
You know, big ones wrapped around peckers.
也许藏在杂♥志♥背后的
Maybe it'll just be a single, tiny weenus
只是一个小小的套路
hidden in the back of the magazine.
你干嘛要劝我♥干♥这个
Why are you trying to talk me into this?
你是我的小妹
You're my baby sister.
我不想看你整天劳累奔波
I hate to see you spin your wheels.
你已经努力很久了
You've been at this for so Iong.
我知道这是个好机会
Look, I know it's a good opportunity.
算是一个机会吧 -唯一的机会
Well, an opportunity. - The only opportunity.
但为什么偏偏是这个人呢
－ Why does it have to come from this guy?
他错得太离谱
He's just so wrong.
你觉得莱尼具备我对
Do you think that Lenny had all of the qualities
一个丈夫的要求吗
I was looking for in a husband?
我想要的是一个喜欢到处旅行的人
You know I wanted someone who loved to travel,
而不是看一眼中餐都会拉肚子的人
not someone who gets diarrhea from looking at Chinese food.
但他对我很好他是个好爸爸
But he takes care of me. He's a great dad.
我虽然没得到期望中的一切
No, I didn't get everything I wanted, you know,
但我很知足
but I'm--I'm happy.
好吧就算我愿意
－ All right, even if I wanted to,
你觉得这东西会有人接受吗
do you think I could pull this off?
这种程度上的裸体
The--the nudity?
怎么不会
Why not?
因为我不是那种酷炫女生
'Cause I'm not some sexy, cool girl.
我上的是瓦萨学院 -对
I went to Vassar. - Yeah, and that's what
这家伙就是看中这一点想让七姐妹学院的人才
this guy wants from you, that Seven Sisters polish...
都来擦亮他的旋钮杂♥志♥
all over his magazine of knobs.
雪莉你说得太恶心了
Oh, Shelly. Don't be disgusting.
怎么了你是色情作家
What? You're the pornographer.
你得习惯这种谈话
You got to get used to this kind of talk.
我是女人听我咆哮吧
♪ I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers ♪
声音嘹亮不容忽视
♪ Too big to ignore - Too big to ignore ♪
再不会有人让我失望
♪ No one's ever gonna keep me down again ♪
对我很聪明
♪ Oh, yes, I am wise ♪
但这智慧建立在痛苦之上
♪ But it's wisdom born of pain ♪
我已经付出了代价
♪ Yes, I've paid the price ♪
但看一看
♪ But look how much ♪
我才得到多少
♪ I've gained ♪
不得已时
♪ If I have to ♪
我什么都可以做
♪ I can do anything ♪
我很坚强坚强
♪ I am strong, strong ♪
我不可战胜不可战胜
♪ I am invincible, invincible ♪
这里是罪恶之都吧
I'm in Gomorrah.
需要帮忙吗
You need something?
早上好你好
Good morning. Hello.
对我是来见道格·雷内蒂的
Um, yes, I'm here to see, um, Doug Renetti.
我叫乔伊斯 -乔伊斯·普里格尔是你吗
My name is Joyce-- - Joyce Prigger, is that you?
你好我是斑比
Hi! I'm Bambi.
嗨很高兴认识你
Hi-- - So good to meet you.
我是道格的模特
Hi. - I model for Doug.
最近登上了《大块头》杂♥志♥
Most recently in "Bodacious Butts."
我是五月六月和七月小姐
I was Miss May, June, and July.
是啊哇哦你这夏天够忙的
Oh--oh, wow. That's a busy summer.
对都忙不过来了
Yeah, it was almost too much.
其实挺累的
Oh. - I'm tired.
请允许我向你表达感谢
Um, can I just say,
非常感谢你给我这个机会
thank you so much for this opportunity?
能向你这样的人学习我真的
I mean, to learn from someone like you is just--
道格没告诉你吗
oh, Doug didn't tell you?
我为杂♥志♥社工作
I'm working for the magazine.
我是你的新插页协调员
I'm your new centerfold coordinator.
是吗 -带你参观下
Oh! - Okay, tour time.
什么是插页协调员
What is a centerfold coordinator?
不知道啦是我瞎编的听起来挺高大上的吧
I don't know, I made it up. Doesn't it sound fancy?
我们这里跟普通的
Okay, so it's basically just like
老办公室没什么不一样
any other regular old office.
有艺术部编辑部
We have Art Department, Editorial.
那边是运输部和会计部
That's Shipping, Accounting.
你不用担心格里
Ugh. Ignore Gerry.
他就是生气而已道格
He's just mad Doug pulled the plug
毙掉了他的杂♥志♥ 改做你的
on his magazine idea to do yours.
你们的会计都能创办杂♥志♥
Your accountant created a magazine?
道格这个人你了解
Yeah. You know Doug.
他觉得任何人都有价值连城的好点子
He thinks a zillion-dollar idea can come from anyone.
这边是照片编辑和
This is all our photo editing and--
他在给那个女人的乳♥房♥♥涂胭脂吗
Is he rouging that woman's breasts?
对的
Oh, yeah.
强光下看不出乳♥房♥♥的粉色
Um, nips don't read pink under hot lights,
我们必须
so we have to--huh.
里奇小鸡鸡也要化妆的吗
Richie, are we gonna have to put makeup on dicks?
但愿吧
Mm, one can only hope.
那人是里奇
That's Richie.
他是我们的化妆师
Oh. - He's our makeup artist,
也会是你的摄影师
but he's gonna be your photographer,
因为其他人都不想给鸡儿拍照
cause none of the other guys want to shoot wieners.
别担心我知道怎么拍好看
Don't worry, I know my way around a camera.
这么多年我一直在练习给我的伴侣拍照
I've been photographing my lovers throughout the years.
我喜欢你的套装
Oh. Ooh, I love this ensemble.
幸会
Oh. Enchante.
早啊
Morning.
道格
Doug.
看看谁来了
Hey, look who made it.
你看起来很累开了很久的车吧
You look beat. Long drive?
来一杯咖啡怎么样
How's a cup of coffee?
来杯茶就好
A cup of tea would be divine.
呃我不是秘书我只是黑人
Oh, I'm not the secretary. I'm just Black.