老爸有招
Man with a Plan
第三季
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老爸有招
Man with a Plan S03E05
Part 3
April 11, 2020, 12:19 p.m.
Yeah, we raised her right.
是啊 她是我们最没用心教的那个
Yeah. She's the one we raised the least.
是啊
That's true.
我们几乎没教育艾米 反而教得最成功
We did the best job with Emme by barely doing the job at all.
我们就应该这样对凯蒂
That's what we should be doing with Katie.
放手不管 让生活给她点教训尝尝
Back off and let life teach her some lessons.
我喜欢这个主意 我可以真正地支持
Oh, I like it. I can really get behind that,
不像之前你的招数 我都是假装支持你
instead of fake getting behind what you were doing before.
当然可以 我现在已经想通了
Yes, you can, because I re-figured this out.
我以为我是老派作风 但我其实是新派作风
I thought I was old school, but I was really new school.
我现在需要回到原始派作风
Now I need to go old old school.
你聊这件事的时间
You already talked more about this
已经超过这么多年我提起你的时间了
than I've talked about you in your entire life.
我一直想找个机会离开
I keep looking for a way to leave,
-但他说个不停 -是啊
- but he just won't stop. u202d- Yeah.
我决定了
You know what?
电♥话♥留给你吧 人生苦短
Keep the phone. Life's too short.
我和你妈决定了
Your mother and I have decided to go
给你换个新惩罚
with a different punishment.
从今往后 我们会给你更多自♥由♥
From now on, we're gonna give you more freedom.
你对此有何看法
How do you feel about that?
我 很喜欢
I... like it?
你不会喜欢多久的
Well, you won't for long,
因为在现实生活中 一切决定都有后果
because in real life, there's consequences.
没错 你觉得我们很凶吗
Yeah, you think we're tough?
生活才是真正的混♥蛋♥
Life's a real son of a gun.
是的 所以祝你自己管理生活一切顺利
Yes, it is, so good luck running your own life.
好 我周四晚上要去参加一场演唱会
Cool. I'm going to a concert Thursday night.
-什么 -安迪 那是她的决定
- What? u202d- Andi, that's her decision.
是啊 但第二天还要上学
Yeah, but that's a school night.
这是你第一个决定
You know, for your first choice,
我本来以为你会做一个小点的
I was expecting... ...something small, like, you know,
比如饭后立刻游泳之类的
swimming right after you eat.
-但我还是可以去 对吧 -当然
- But I can still go, right? - Absolutely.
等到了周五早上
And on Friday morning,
你就会累得完全没有力气学东西
when you're too tired to learn anything at school,
然后考不上大学
and you don't get into college,
最后变成双眼浑浊的流浪汉 到时候就怪你
and you end up a milky-eyed drifter, that's on you.
祝你在棚车里睡得开心
Enjoy sleeping in a boxcar.
搞什么
Come on!
这家伙就是在玩儿童攀爬架
This guy's climbing a jungle gym.
他根本配不上"忍♥者战士"的称号♥
He does not deserve the title of "Ninja warrior."
亚当 我有不详的预感
Adam, I don't like this.
凯蒂明天要上学 她今天晚上还去看了演唱会
I mean, Kate is at a concert on a school night.
她在那里干什么呢 是不是在跳舞
I mean, what's she doing? Is she dancing?
她在抽电子烟吗 电子烟是什么 我...
Is she vaping? What's vaping? I...
坚持住
Stay strong.
记得艾米吗
Remember Emme?
记得我们不记得艾米时发生了什么吗
I mean, remember how we didn't remember Emme?
嘎嘎小姐会说 她是"生来如此"[歌♥名]Lady Gaga would say she was just born that way.
我不在乎嘎嘎的小姐怎么说
I don't care what the Lady of Gaga says.
我是匹兹堡的亚当 我主张我们不插手
I am Adam of Pittsburgh, and I say we need to back off
让凯蒂了解一下什么叫后果
and let Katie learn about consequences.
好吧
Okay.
要不我上网查一下这个乐队
But maybe I'll just google the band to see
看看有没有演唱会现场的报道
if there's any news stories from the venue.
-你请便 我不想参与 -好吧
- You do what you need to do. I want no part of it. u202d- Okay.
等等 那个乐队的名字叫什么来着
Oh, hey, what was the name of that band again?
好像是一堆字母和数字
It was a bunch of letters and numbers.
我可以做到 我应该去报名
I could do this. I should try out for this.
艾米 亲爱的 你记不记得
Emme, honey, do you remember the name
凯蒂喜欢的乐队叫什么
of that band that Kate likes?
记得 叫A554U
Yeah, it's A55-4U.
艾米太厉害了
God, Emme's great.
A55送你
A55-4U.
这是啥意思啊
What does that even mean?
我们小的时候 乐队名字是有意义的
You know, when we were kids, bands had names that made sense.
比如 无帽男子乐队
Like... Men Without Hats.
知道他们是什么人 而且也知道问题在哪里
You knew what they were, and you knew what their problem was.
等等 你看
Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
我打出来之后 两个5看起来像s
When I typed it out, the two fives look like S's.
"A55送你"其实是"屁♥股♥送你"
"A55-4U" is really... "Ass-For-You."
下一场战争我们输定了
Oh, we're gonna lose the next war.
好吧 目前今晚的"屁♥股♥送你"演唱会
Okay, well, there's no bad news from tonight's
还没出什么事 地点在欧博迈亚大学吗
Ass-For-You concert at... Obermeyer College?
什么 演唱会在大学举办的
What? The concert's at a college?
周围全是大学男生
Where college boys are?
是啊 还有大学男生的床
Yeah, and-and their college-boy beds.
大学男生就是这个问题 他们有床
That's the thing about college boys-- they have beds!
-是啊 -不管了 我要给她打电♥话♥
- Yeah. u202d- The hell with this. I'm calling her.
你没把电♥话♥还给她吗
You didn't give her back her phone?
你没提醒我要把电♥话♥还给她
You didn't remind me to give her back her phone!
你没让我提醒你把电♥话♥还给她
You didn't tell me to remind you to give her back her phone!
这个后果...
This consequen--
这个后果似乎是落到我们身上了
This consequences thing is happening to us!
生活果然是个混♥蛋♥
Life is a son of a gun!
我们得去接她
We-we have to go get her.
好 等等 等等
Yeah, okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
要是我们去了
If we go down there,
她就会知道我们也不擅长老牌教育
she'll know we couldn't old-school her, either.
好吧
u202dOkay.
要不我们派个人去看看她
What if we send someone else down there to go check on her?
你真会找逻辑漏洞 宝贝
Way to find a loophole, baby!
但是我们并不认识什么成年怪咖
But what kind of weirdo grown-ups do we know
会想要抛下一切去看"屁♥股♥送你"演唱会
that would drop everything to go to an Ass-For-You concert?
谢谢你给我的门票 亚当
Thanks for the tickets, Adam.
我健身时最喜欢听"屁♥股♥送你"
Ass-For-You is my workout jam.
洛厄尔 你看到凯蒂了吗
Lowell, have you seen Katie?
还没有
Not yet.
让大唐接电♥话♥
Put Don on the phone.
好主意 他肯定能看到
Oh, good idea. He'll spot her.
他太高了 什么都看得见
He's so tall, he can see everything.
他就像谷歌♥地球
He's like Google Earth.
大唐来了
Go for Don.
你看到凯蒂了吗
Any sign of Katie?
没有 我还去女厕所门口等了
No dice. I even stood outside the girl's bathroom
站了半小时 后来安保让我走开
for a half hour until security told me to move along.
我们得找到凯蒂
We need to find Katie!
别担心 弟弟
Don't worry, brother.
你派来完成这项任务的两个人很优秀
You got the right two guys on this mission.
洛厄尔
Lowell?!
这样吧
I-I'll tell you what.
我先找到洛厄尔 然后再找凯蒂
I'll find Lowell first, and then I'll find Katie.
亚当 我很担心
Adam, I'm worried.
我很爱你 所以我必须告诉你
And I love you enough to tell you
如果她出了什么事 媒体肯定会怪你
that if anything happens to her, the media is gonna blame you,
我作为妻子不会帮你说话的
and I am not gonna be that wife that sticks up for you.
去他的 我们接女儿去
Screw it. Let's go get our girl.
好
Oh, yeah.
我们如此现代地教育了她
And after all that modern parenting,
-凯蒂没办法独自生活的 -是啊
- Kate can't survive on her own. u202d- Yeah.
她就像被圈养的猴子
She's like a monkey raised in captivity.
是啊 现在没办法给她自♥由♥
Yeah, we can't set her free now.
她自己肯定找不到香蕉吃
She'll never find her own bananas!
我们的猴子安全了
Our monkey's safe!
你回家来了 我真为你感到骄傲
Oh, you came home. I'm so proud of you.
-真的吗 -当然
- You are? u202d- Yeah.
你意识到了 明天上学
Yeah, you realized that going to a concert
今天晚上去参加演唱会是不明智的
on a school night was not smart.
老派教育成功了
Old school works.
不 我是很想去参加演唱会
No, I still wanted to go to the concert,
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