生活点滴（2015）

Life in Pieces S01E11

Part 3 Oct. 12, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

I-I knew it was wrong,but I couldn't stop myself.
我知道这样做不好可是我就是没办法控制自己
It feels so good to give.
我觉得给予真的感觉太好
You're the one that opened up all the presents, Dad.
爸原来就是你把所有礼物都打开了吗
I gave myself the gift of joy.
我给了自己礼物那份礼物就是快乐
That's what Christmas is all about.
这也是圣诞节的意义
I know how special it is
我知道对你们来说
to see your children's faces on Christmas morning.
在圣诞节早上看到自己孩子的脸庞是那么地重要
I never meant to take that away from you.
我们从未想过剥夺你这一权利
Go home.
回家吧
Enjoy your baby's first Christmas.
好好享受你孩子的第一个圣诞节
I'm sorry.
对不起
Wow. Your mom just apologized to me.
哇你妈刚刚向我道歉了
Yeah.
对的
That's a Christmas miracle.
那可真是圣诞奇迹
I follow a couple of Sam's friends
我在INS上关注了几个
on Instagram, because I think it's important
萨姆的朋友是因为我因为我觉得要
to be an informed parent, even though I have to sift through
成为一个关注自己孩子的家长很重要即使这意味着我
an awful lot of makeup tutorials.
我要从一堆的化妆教程里找出有用信息
Oh, five days of this?
噢五天了
Can we just unground her so we can make it stop?
我们能不能直接把她禁足取消然后让这事就这么过去了吧
No, we have to be firm.
不要我们要坚定点
She lied to us, Tim.
她对我们撒谎蒂姆
So what? Kids lie about stupid stuff all the time.
那又怎样小孩子一向对愚蠢的事撒谎
I used to lie and tell everybody
我以前也撒谎了还告诉所有人
I wrote that song "It's Raining Men."
“雨人”那首歌♥是我写的
Until I realized what it was about.
直到我意识到那是关于啥的
And then I just said I wrote the music.
我又说只说我谱的曲
We have to stand firm and set a precedent.
我们立场必须要坚定点以此树立先例
Otherwise, we'll never be able to trust her.
否则我们以后都不能相信她了
How can you not know what that song was about?
你怎么会不知道那首歌♥是关于啥的
I was in the meteorology club. None of us knew.
我是气象社团的没人知道那是啥
Can I go to the library?
我可以去图书馆么
Uh, no, you're still grounded.
噢不可以你还在禁足期
It's for school. It's not like I'm going there for fun.
那是学校图书馆我又不是去那玩
It's a good point. The library is not fun.
说得好图书馆不是玩的地方
It's just a place where homeless people go
无家可归的人才会去那里带呆着
to wash their genitals.
去给自己洗下♥体♥
You can go,
你可以去
but don't talk to anybody.
但是别跟别人讲话
I have to be at the library in two hours, or my mom will freak.
我只能在图书馆呆两个小时不然我老妈就要爆发了
You should check out some books, just to be safe.
安全起见你需要借一些书
I did. I got the first ones I saw.
我知道我拿了我一进去就看到的书
So I guess I'm doing my report on J. Edgar Hoover
所以我猜我要开始写个关于约翰·埃德加·胡佛
and the evolution of ground meat.
和碎肉的进化的报告了
Oh, my God.
噢天啊
We have to do that.
我们也要那样
He looks gross.
他看着真恶心
Duh. That's not the real Santa.
切那不是真的圣诞老人
It's just one of his helpers.
只是它其中的一个助手
All right. Ho, ho, ho. Who's next?
对的呦呦呦下个是谁
Hey, can you...?
嗨你可以...
You're welcome.
不用谢
Lexie's mom just called.
莱克茜妈妈刚刚打来电♥话♥
Turns out all your friends
发现你朋友都从商场圣诞老人胡须那
got lice from the mall Santa's beard.
惹上了虱子
What?
什么
I know you wouldn't thank me for grounding you,
我知道不会谢谢我限制你外出
but you probably should be thanking me for grounding you.
但你可能应该谢谢我限制你外出
If you got it, with all that hair,
如果你也长虱子了又那么多的头发
we'd probably have to shave your head, so...
可能我们就不得不要给你剃光头了所以
What a relief.
真叫人安心
You're welcome.
不用谢
Oh, no, no, no, no.
噢不不不不
"Cover the hair entirely.
“头发要全部涂满
"If any area's left uncovered,
“如果有地方被漏掉
the lice will not be fully suffocated."
虱子就不能全部被闷死
They're breathing?
它们还呼吸
You got to breathe
如果你想要秒产千卵的话
if you're gonna lay thousands of eggs a minute.
你就必须得要呼吸
Leave me alone. You talking to me or them?
别来烦我你跟我讲话还是跟它们
You know, there is another way if you're interested.
你知道的如果你感兴趣的话还有别的办法去掉它们的
Sophia, I don't have time for this, okay? Too bad.
索菲亚我没时间跟你扯好么真遗憾
I do have some medicated shampoo left over from a pre-K scare.
我真有以前玩稻草人的时候染上了虱子用剩下的那种洗发水。。
Fine. What do you want?
好吧你开个价吧
20 bucks for the tube and five to keep my mouth shut.
20刀一罐还有五刀的封口费
I'm not giving you five dollars for that.
我不会给你五美元封口的
Make that ten. Sophia!
那就十刀好了索菲亚
Fifteen.
十五
We can do this all day.
我们可以这么耗上一天
Tim, honey, did you finish the mayonnaise?
蒂姆亲爱的你把蛋黄酱吃完了么
I swear we had some in here.
我发誓我们还剩点儿在这
I think there's some in the earthquake kit.
我想还有地震应急装备里还有些
Did you see this?
你看到这了么
She was at the mall.
她在商场
Where'd you get this?
你从哪找到这的
I follow a couple of Sam's friends on Instagram
我在INS上关注了萨姆的一些朋友
because I think it's important to be an informed parent,
是因为我因为我觉得要成为一个关注自己孩子的家长很重要
even though I have to sift through
即使这意味着我得从一堆的化妆教程中
an awful lot of makeup tutorials. I can't believe
找出有用的信息我简直不敢相信
she lied to us again. I-I don't know what to do with her.
她又对我们撒谎我我不知道拿她怎么办了
I don't know how to punish her anymore.
我不知道还要怎样惩罚她了
Knock, knock. Hey,
嗨
I'm gonna drop Sophia off at Julia's.
我打算带索菲亚去茱莉亚家
Do you mind if I wear this? No, you can't.
你介意我戴这帽子去么介意你不可以戴
Oh, come on. I let you wear my things. Uh,
噢得了吧我都让你戴我的东西额
I'll stop. We can both stop right now.
我不会了现在开始我们都可以别那样
Oh, don't be silly. We can share things. In fact,
噢别犯傻了事实上我们可以分享东西的
I'm gonna put this on my head right now. No.
我现在要戴头上了别这样
No. Mom. No. Stop. Uh, getting real close.
不要老妈别住手额快戴上了
It doesn't match your outfit. It's neutral. It's beige.
它跟你衣服不搭配是中性的而且是浅褐色的
It's really not your thing. And I have lice.
这真不是你的菜我头上有虱子
I'm sorry. What's that now? I have lice!
抱歉你刚才说啥我头上有虱子
I went to the mall with my friends.
我和朋友逛商场去了
I know.
我知道
You were testing me?
你是在套我话么
Yes. Because I wanted to see
没错因为我想看看
if you would come clean.
你会不会坦白
Listen,
听着
Sam, I know what it's like to be a teenage girl.
萨姆我知道一个十几岁女孩的心思是什么
You're not an adult, you're not a kid,
你不是成年人也不是小孩子
but everybody expects you to be both.
但大家都希望你能两者兼并
And I'm not the enemy, but if you treat me like I am,
我又不是敌人但如果你像我一样的对待我
it is going to be a very long couple of years for both of us.
这将对我们倆来说都是一个漫长的几年
I promise I've learned my lesson.
我保证我已经受到教训了
I'm sorry.
抱歉
Come here.
来这儿
I love you. I love you, too.
我爱你我也爱你
You're still grounded for a month.
你继续被禁足一个月
I still have lice.
我还有虱子
Well, well, well.
好吧好吧好吧
When it rains, it pours.
一下雨就是倾盆大雨
20 bucks.
一口价 20刀
Fun? The last time I went, your friend Gunnar punched me
开心个毛啊上次我去的时候你的小伙伴贡纳
in the ear when I told him I'd never seen a NASCAR race.
一拳打我耳朵上就因为我说我从来没看过全美汽车赛
How is that fun? Yeah, well, everybody laughed, huh?
开心毛线了大伙儿不是都乐了么
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
# 圣诞伊始爱人赠我 #
Is that tonight? A poster
是今晚么 # 高清无♥码♥ #
I'm afraid so. Of naked
估计是吧 # 性感熟♥女♥ #
Cheryl Tiegs
# 海报一幅 #
I'm singing my dirty Christmas carols.
人家在唱成人版圣诞颂歌♥呢