生活点滴（2015）

Life in Pieces S01E08

Part 3 Oct. 12, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

Let's go, Senator Gobbles.
我们走吧参议院戈布斯
Come see your new room.
过来看看你的新房♥间
Come on.
来吧
There's a turkey in my house.
要有只火鸡在我们的房♥子里
I also got you a little turkey.
我也为你买♥♥了只小火鸡
That's a chicken.
这是只鸡
Pretty sure you're wrong about that.
很确定你搞错了
Come on.
来吧
Oh, boy.
哦我的天啊
Hey there. Samantha excited to go to the Harvest Festival?
嘿萨曼莎对去丰收节感到很激动吗
Well, she's not excited about anything right now...
她现在对任何事都激动不起来
that's not a 13-year-old boy named Aiden.
因为那没有一个叫做艾登的13岁小男孩
But... Mmhmm?
但是嗯哼
if you're looking for
如果你在找
a sulking, pouting 13-year-old,
一个生闷气噘着嘴的13岁小女孩
well, Sam's your girl.
萨曼就是你要找的
Hey, Pop-Pop.
嘿爷爷
Can't wait for the festival.
我等不及去参加节日了
Let's go. I already changed the radio to FM.
我们走吧我的收音机都为你换好台了
Mm.
恩
Seems fine to me.
她看起来不错啊
Maybe you're the problem.
也许是你的问题
Hey, keep an eye on her.
嘿盯着点她
Can we do the corn maze?
我们可以去玉米迷宫吗
Oh, I don't know about that.
哦我不确定该不该去
Um, you know, when I was a kid,
恩当我是小孩的时候
I had a bad experience in a corn maze.
我在玉米迷宫里有过不好的经历
You know what
你知道什么是
PTSD is? No.
PTSD吗不知道
Well, it's when your parents have so many kids,
好吧就是当你的父母有太多的孩子时
they forget they
他们可能会把
left one in the corn maze, and, uh,
其中一个忘在玉米迷宫里然后
it's getting dark, and you wet your dungarees.
天开始黑了然后你尿湿了你的工装裤
Dungarees? Pants.
工装裤就是裤子
Actually need to go to the bathroom. Okay.
实际上我需要去趟厕所好吧
What the... ?
搞什么鬼
Come on.
来吧
Oh, boy.
哦我的天啊
Excuse me. Uh, can I ask you a favor?
不好意思我能请你帮个忙吗
My granddaughter just went in there with a boy.
我的孙女刚刚和一个男孩进去了
Uh, will you go in there and make her come out right now?
恩你能进去让她现在出来吗
I mean, drag her out if you have to.
我的意思是如果有必要的话把她拖出来
Are you asking me if I will
你是问我能不能我接近一个白人小女孩
approach a little white girl
然后从玉米迷宫里
in a corn maze and drag her out?
把她拖出来吗
Because I can tell you right now that's a bad idea.
我现在就能告诉你这不是个好主意
Uh, yeah, that makes sense.
啊这说得有理
I love Thanksgiving.
我爱感恩节
Thanksgiving's like Halloween's girlfriend.
感恩节就像万圣节的女朋友
So you're like my Thanksgiving.
所以你就像是我的感恩节
It's just corn.
满地的玉米
I love corn.
我爱玉米
Corn is delicious.
玉米很好吃
Corn dogs, corn flakes.
玉米热狗玉米片
Corn bread.
玉米面包
Uh, oh, uh... candy corn?
嗯哦嗯要吃玉米糖吗
I won it by making a free throw.
我靠罚球赢得它的
That's good.
那很棒
I love vegetable candy.
我爱蔬菜糖
I could always make another free throw.
我总能羸罚球喔
Really? Yeah, if you're still hungry.
真的吗是的如果你还饿的话
Um, thanks.
嗯谢谢
You're looking for the end?
你在找出口吗
You're almost there.
你就快到了
But first beware... a few more... Shut up!
但得当心还有几个闭嘴
Did you see a little girl go by here with a dorky kid?
你有没有看到一个小女孩和一个臭小子路过这儿
All I see is birds and hay, come back and ask...
我只看到小鸟和干草回来问...
You're with me now! Ow! I'm not supposed to leave my zone!
你现在和我来快点哦我不应该离开我的地盘的
I'm losing my hay! You're helping me find my granddaughter.
我的草掉了你要帮我找我的孙女
This is really fun. I'm glad we got to...
这真有趣我很高兴我们...
Sam?
萨曼莎
Not cool.
真暴躁
Uh, y-you know,
额你你知道的
my mom's waiting for me in the parking lot. I...I got to go.
我妈妈在停车场等我我我得走了
Okay.
好吧
Well, I guess I know
好吧我猜我知道
why you wanted to go to the Harvest Festival, huh?
你为什么想去丰收节了嗯哼
I'm sorry, Pop-Pop.
我很抱歉爷爷
I shouldn't have gone in the maze.
我不应该走进迷宫的
Boy, that must have been some kind of kiss, hmm?
孩子那个吻一定对你挺有意义对吗
The way you were smiling.
你微笑的方式出♥卖♥♥♥了你
It was my first.
那是我的初吻
Well, it looks like your first corn maze experience
嗯看起来你的首次玉米迷宫经历
was a lot better than mine, huh?
比我的好多了对吗
That is unless you peed yourself.
除非你尿了裤子吧
I didn't, no. Ah.
我才没有啊
Didn't think so.
不要那么认为
Are you going to tell Mom and Dad?
你会告诉爸爸妈妈吗
No, I think the lifelong memory
不我觉得把你爷爷打断了
of your grandfather interrupting your first kiss
你的初吻作为终身记忆
is punishment enough.
就算是个惩罚了
Pop-Pop?
爷爷
Hmm? I don't know the way out.
什么我不知道出去的路
Oh, that's okay.
哦没关系
Uh,... I can get us out.
嗯我有办法让咱们出去
I'm a pilot.
我是个飞行员
Help! Mayday!
救命救命
Help! Get us out of here!
救命快把我们弄出去
Help!
救命
I was afraid this might happen.
我担心的事要发生了
What's that? My cauliflower rice is delicious,
什么我的花椰菜饭很好吃
but sometimes, it's a little more than some people can handle.
但有时候一般人难以驾驭
Sticky. Oh, sorry.
粘上了哦对不起
So, first Thanksgiving with the family.
第一次和家人一起过感恩节
How you feeling?
感觉如何
Uh, good, confident.
嗯很好充满信心
Not as confident as you
但不像你的桃红的脸颊
to go with a peach cheek and a pink lip.
粉♥嫩♥的红唇那么有自信
So, who's he?
那么他是谁
Oh, that. That is Gary·Timpkins.
哦那个那是盖理·辛普金斯
He's our neighbor. He's the head of the H.O.A.
他是我们的邻居还是屋主协会的主席
Apparently, me living in the garage is a violation
很显然我住在车♥库♥是一种违反了差不多
of, like, 20 codes, so my parents decided to invite him to Thanksgiving
二十条规定所以我父母决定邀请他来参加感恩节
to butter him up. How did he find out?
以此来讨好他他是怎么发现的
Um, apparently, I fell asleep with the garage door open,
嗯显然地我睡觉忘了关车♥库♥的门
and I mooned a school bus full of children.
而且色迷迷地看着一辆满载着孩子的校车
Happy Thanksgiving!
感恩节快乐
Happy Thanksgiving!
感恩节快乐
Hi, sweetie. Hi.
嗨亲爱的嗨
Oh, honey, can you get the rest of that makeup off?
哦亲爱的你能把剩下的妆卸了吗
Yeah. Because, you know,
好的因为你知道的
Mr. Timpkin' wife just died.
辛普金斯先生的妻子刚刚去世
And you look uncomfortably similar to her.
而你跟她看起来相似得让人不安
Oh. Uh, you said not to bring anything,
哦嗯你说了别带东西来
so I brought my famous cauliflower rice.
所以我带了我最拿手的花椰菜米饭
Thank you for not listening to me.
谢谢你没听我的话
And don't go into my office,
还有别进我的办公室
'cause there's a live turkey in there.
因为那儿有一只活生生的火鸡
Okay. What? Is that normal?
好的什么这正常吗
It was given to Tim by a Mexican grocer with vertigo.
那是一个患眩晕症的墨西哥市场的人送提姆的