生活点滴（2015）

Life in Pieces S01E03

Part 4 Oct. 12, 2020, 11:17 a.m.

Merci, mais ton omelette est bien meilleure.
谢谢你的煎蛋卷更好
She's still going!
她还在说
Mangez, tout le monde.
大家都开动吧
You're doing great.
你做的很棒
I have never seen them be this nice to anybody,
我从未见过他们对谁这么友好过
and Greg dated this girl that was, like, 75% birthmark.
还有格雷格约过的那个女孩嗯差不多全身75%都有胎记
What? Yeah.
什么没错
Oh, my...
哦我的
Keep it up. Okay.
坚持住好的
Hi. You want to hear a joke?
你好你想听个笑话吗
Okay. What's brown and sticky?
好啊什么东西是棕色的还像牛皮糖似的
I have no idea. A stick.
我不知道棕发呆子
Sophia, don't weird her out.
索菲娅别把她吓到
Oh, no, it's fine.
哦没有没关系
Just think of me like a friend.
把我当做朋友就好
Seriously? Yeah.
真的吗当然
Like a friend that might buy
像是一个可以给另一个朋友
something for another friend
买♥♥他不能买♥♥的东西
that he can't buy himself?
的那种朋友吗
Um... That's not cool, Tyler.
呃泰勒别这样
Oh. Can you buy me a thong?
哦你能买♥♥给我条丁字裤吗
Oh!
喔
There's my Mai Tai!
我的泰式鸡尾酒来了
Mai Tai.
泰式鸡尾酒
You guys, I just have to say,
大伙儿我得说
you have made me feel so welcome.
你们对我真的很热情
Thank you. Oh...
谢谢哦
If you want to come back to our place,
如果你想再来我们家
we're bubbling up some fondue.
我们会煮奶酪火锅哦
Never gets old. Oh, honey.
永远都是这一套哦甜心
I like you, Colleen.
我喜欢你科琳
You're so much more pleasant
你比马特第一任老婆
than Matt's first wife.
讨人喜欢多了
Oh, yeah.
哦没错
Yeah.
没错
Oh, she was just the worst.
哦没有比她更糟的了
Your first wife?
你有第一任老婆
Ah, man, I've had such a good time today.
噢天哪我今天真是过得太愉快了
Oh, my God! Oh, my...
啊天呢啊我的天
The extra point makes it
再获一分当前比分
28 to nothing... Patriots.
28比0 胜者是爱国者队
St. Louis looks traumatized.
圣路易斯队伍被虐翻了
No!
不会吧
Is it possible
我们能不能
to turn the sofa to face the television?
把沙发转向电视方向啊
Oh, no, there's an outlet there we haven't babyproofed yet.
不可以的哦那里有个我们还没有上婴儿保护措施的插座
I don't want to watch the Rams lose
我不想余光范围内
out of my peripheral vision.
都看不到公羊队输啊
You can just move your head, Dad.
老爸你把脑袋转过去就好了呀
You could just move your couch.
你把沙发移一下就好了呀
Hey, babe.
嗨亲爱的
Tree guy's coming on Tuesday. Shh.
伐木工这周二要来了嘘
Your mother does realize this is our house, right?
你老妈应该知道这是我们的家对吧
Tree guy? Yeah, what's wrong with your tree?
伐木工你们的树怎么了
Oh, bark beetles. You gotta chop 'em down. Yeah.
树上生蠹虫了我们要把树砍了对
Oh no. And you called "A tree guy"?
噢不是吧你们还打电♥话♥叫了个“伐木工”
No, I texted him.
不我给他发了短♥信♥
First of all, a tree is not cut, it's felled.
首先树不是用切的得用砍的
A-and you don't just text a guy.
其次呢你根本不用发短♥信♥
I gave you that Sawzall for your birthday. Go get it.
你生日的时候我不是送过你锯子嘛去把它拿过来
Oh, um, yeah.
哦嗯
We exchanged that, um,
我们用它额
for that espresso machine.
换了那个浓缩咖啡机
Well, not that expresso machine.
哦不是那个咖啡机
That... that's a new one.
那个那个是个新的
It came with a remote control. Oh, cool.
我们那个是带遥控的噢棒棒哒
Yeah, but we lost it. Oh...
对啊但是我们把它弄丢了哦
"We."
我们带引号♥
I haven't been this disappointed
自从上次圣诞节你想要魔术娃娃之后
since you wanted that magician doll last Christmas.
我从来没这么失望过
It's a Darth Vader action figure.
那可是达斯·维德手办啊
It had a cape and a magic wand and...
戴着斗篷拿着魔杖而且
It's a lightsaber, Dad. Hey.
老爸那是光剑嗨
Hey, Dad. Hi... John.
嗨爸嗨约翰
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
嗨嗨嗨大家好
We brought da beers!
我们带了箱啤酒
Shut up!
闭嘴
Oh, the Rams are losing, huh?
哦公羊队要输了是吧
Raised boys...
养了一堆
who can't...
没用的
do anything.
东西
Can't believe I've never tried espresso before.
真不敢相信我以前从来没有喝过浓缩咖啡耶
It smells so good. It's rich and foamy.
闻着不错又浓又滑
You just have the one bathroom, right?
你这里就一个卫浴间对吧
Yeah.
对的
Should we go help Dad
我们是去给老爸帮个忙呢
or should we have another espresso?
还是再来杯咖啡
If I can find the remote,
我要是能找到遥控器的话
we can do both.
就两全其美了
Heather, could you come here, please?
希瑟拜托你过来一下好吗
This used to be a do-it-yourself country.
以前这个国家一贯都是自给自足的
Generation App.
手♥机♥应用的一代
That's what you boys are.
就是说的你们了
Hey, you want to see an app?
你们想看看什么是应用吗
Here's an app.
这里就有个应用
You use it when you can't find your nuts.
但你没胆量的时候就用用它
Ow! Yeah!
噢对头
How'd that feel? It hurt.
感觉如何疼
So do tattoos, but you've still got
纹身也很疼啊但你屁♥股♥上
that stupid dolphin on your hip.
还有个二了吧唧的海豚纹身
Most intelligent creatures of the sea.
那可是海洋最聪慧的生物
There you go, Flipper.
就是这样小海豹
Oh...
哦
You want me to take Lark? No.
你想让我抱着拉克吗不
They made a first down since I've been holding her.
从我抱着她开始这个队就有了第一次进攻
You've been holding her for an hour.
你都抱了一个小时了
Boy, that was...
天啊那真是
Just over nine minutes to go...
还剩九分钟
Ah!
啊
Ah... Hey, hey, hey, man.
啊嗨嗨嗨哥们
LLet me rock that. Yeah, get in on that.
让让我来吧好你来吧
Aah!
啊
Whoa! Yeah!
哇耶
Oh, hell yes.
哦总算
Thought I broke it.
我想我弄断了
Hey, guys, I have to run home
嗨伙计们我得回趟家
and get Tim a clean pair of pants.
给蒂姆带一条干净的裤子
So if you...
所以要是你
And shoes.
还有鞋子
Um...
额
Anybody need anything?
你们需要捎东西吗
Oh, I-I got a chain saw in my shed.
噢我那个棚里有个电锯
Yeah! Yeah, chain saw!
耶耶电锯
Okay. And, uh, is it okay with you
好的那个蒂姆想要用下
if Tim uses your shower?
你的淋浴间行不行呀
'Cause he's already in it, so...
因为他已经在用了所以
just... thank you.
我就想说一声谢谢
Okay.
好吧
All right, boys, let's do this.
哥们我们开工啦
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