火线警探（2010）

Justified S04E01

Part 3 April 6, 2021, 11:50 a.m.

Well, open it and find out.
你自己弄的吗用纸叠的
You do that? With the paper?
照着视频网站上学的
Watched a video on Youtube.
过来
Here.
等等是奥施康定吗
Wait, is it oxy?
不是比那更棒
No. Better.
冰♥毒♥不行
Not meth.
我不能再碰那东西了
I can't do any more of that.
这不是冰♥毒♥
It's not meth.
比那更好
It's mellow.
我的天呐这是真的吗
Oh, my God. Is this real?
什么
What?
不是亲爱的世界上没有
No, honey, there ain't no such thing
面值一百万的钞票
as a million dollar bill.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
从教堂拿来的
It's from a church.
反面还写着宗教文字
Got some religious screed on the other side.
有些孩子拿着它去便利店花
Some kids were handing them out by the stop 'n go.
好玩极了跟我以前一个样
I thought it was funny, using it as I did.
我还有另一份惊喜给你
Now, I got another surprise for you,
但你得
but you're gonna have
先把眼睛闭起来
to keep your eyes shut for that one.
简直等不及了
I can't wait.
眼睛闭好哦
Keep them closed.
正闭着呢
They're closed.
好了现在
All right, now...
睁开眼睛
open!
看看他们不但破坏了合叶
Look at that -- they busted the hinges.
还弄坏了锁
Still broke the lock.
修窗的成本可低多了
Would have been cheaper to break a window.
你该贴个告示
You should put a sign up --
要入室打劫吗
"You thinking of breaking in,
请从窗户进入
please break a window.
谢谢物管处上
Thank you. The management."
你当时正好路过吗
You just happened to be driving by, huh?
不是我在屋里装了检测器
No, I put a motion detector in.
一旦有情况就有消息通知
Sends me a text every time it goes off.
这又得花我多少钱
How much is that costing me?
在你的账单上记着
It's in your bill.
我可没藏藏捏捏
I'm not hiding it.
有了这破洞
Well, I ain't gonna cover that up
再香的自♥制♥曲奇也引不来买♥♥♥房♥♥的
with the smell of baking cookies.
跟你说
I'll tell you what, though --
这些偷♥电♥线的运气不错
Those wire-strippers are lucky.
要是落在我手里
If I'd caught them, would have
非把他们揍得满脸桃花开
opened a costco-sized can of whup-ass on them.
我应该能把门修好
I guess I can fix the door.
你能叫人来处理下这墙吗
Can you hire someone to handle this?
行要知道雷兰
I can. You know, Raylan...
我一直在想
...I've been thinking.
我得告诉你些
I'm gonna tell you something
我不常向别人开口的事
I haven't told a whole lot of people.
是你高中时的事吗
About that time you were in high school,
在佛罗里达
living in Florida?
你怎么知道的
How -- how'd you know that?
一个足球队的小子
Kid on the football team
在劳技课上要揍你
came at you at shop class.
你拿锤子把他砸晕了
You took him out with a hammer.
奥利·坎普
Ollie Kemp.
我以前跟你说过吗
I tell you this before?
一次是大三的时候
Once during senior year
当时我们一起下到了湖边
when we were down at the lake.
我醉了吗
Was I drunk?
我俩应该都醉了
I think we all were.
还有一次是两个月前
Then again two months ago
我雇你来照料这栋房♥子的时候
when I hired you to watch this house.
那是什么
What's that?
我也不知道
I have not a clue.
奥利·坎普就是那个家伙
Ollie Kemp -- that was the guy.
个儿有移♥动♥公厕那么大
Size of a portable toilet.
他冲了过来
He come at me,
我就抄起个消防锤砸了过去
and I just went berserker red on him.
直接把他打昏了
Put him in a coma.
据我所知他还没醒来呢
He's still in it, as far as I know.
因为这事你们全家搬去了埃瓦特
That's why your family moved to Evarts,
如果我没弄错的话
if I'm not mistaken.
这是什么
Oh, what is that?
是张驾照
It's a driver's license.
沃尔多·楚思
Waldo Truth.
我知道这是个笑话
Yeah, I know it's a joke.
什么意思
What's that?
当巡警啊
Being a constable.
还得参加竞选
You got to run for it.
即便赢了年薪也只有2400
You only get $2,400 a year if you win,
所以没人愿意参选
so nobody runs for it.
得自己买♥♥车
Got to have your own car.
什么都得自己买♥♥
Got to have your own everything.
车灯也是我自己掏钱买♥♥的
I had to pay for these lights myself.
2400块够用吗
$2,400 enough to live on?
送报纸还能拿50块
Well, I get $50 apiece for serving papers.
州警要价八十块
State police got to charge $80,
所以大家都来找我
so everyone comes to me.
就让他们继续把我当笑话看吧
You know, let them keep thinking I'm a joke.
我就这么想
That's what I say.
他们都低估了我的危机处理能力
They underestimate me at their peril.
问问奥利·坎普就知道了
Just ask Ollie Kemp.
只可惜他说不出话
If he could respond.
这么说吧雷兰
Let me tell you something, Raylan.
如果事情很棘手打电♥话♥给我
If shit gets serious, you give me a call,
我会立马出现两肋插刀
and I'll grab my go bag and be ready to jump.
没问题鲍勃
Will do, Bob.
保持你的风度
You stay frosty.
好了现在的情况是
All right. Here's the deal.
我还得去办件事
I got to do one more thing.
安静待着表现好让你坐回前面去
Stay quiet, I'll let you back up front.
那只是件戏服
It was a costume.
我现在知道了
I know that now.
阿诺德喜欢扮毛绒动物
See, Arnold's a furry.
他一般就打扮成
Usually he dresses up in, like,
兔斯基之类的
a bunny suit?
但这次他吓到我了
But this one scared me.
外加我还嗑了药那套服装也很逼真
Plus I was on drugs, and it was a good costume.
他会上诉吗
He gonna press charges?
他的身份是郡长
He's the judge/executive.
他能怎么办
What's he gonna do?
难不成告诉大家他是在窑子里
Tell everyone he was shot in a whorehouse
穿着熊装被枪击的
wearing a bear costume?
你带着枪干什么
What the hell were you doing with a gun?
大家都有枪
Everybody's got a gun.
那你工作时干嘛带枪
Why do you have a gun at work?
上次不是被打了嘛
I've been hit.
有人打你你来告诉我
One of these men beats you, you come to me,
我会处理的听到没有
and I'll take care of it, you hear me?
打人的不只是嫖♥客♥
It's not just clients who hit.
你还在纠结那事啊
Oh, you still griping about that?
提醒你一句我还救过你的命呢
Case you forget, I also saved your life.
为了你我还杀了人
Yeah, I killed a man for you.
我是打过你一次
I punched you once.
你要觉得那也算打
You think that's something,
只能说明你没被真打过
you ain't never been beaten.
我知道艾娃