消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S05E08

Part 2 Oct. 4, 2020, 11 a.m.

Oh. Hi, doctor.
噢嗨医生
How's he doing? You know how he's doing.
他怎么样了？他怎么样你心里清楚
I'm on to you, Mr. David.
我盯着你呢大卫先生
Excuse me. The frequent visits,
你什么意思？你经常来这儿看望他
the questions about organs, come on.
还尽问些关于器官的问题拜托
I'm not crazy. I'm chief of staff here. I know what's going on.
我又不傻我是这儿主管我知道你打的什么主意
What's going on?
我打的什么主意？
I think you've been waiting for this man to die
我认为你是在希望这个人死掉
so you can get one of his organs, preferably his kidney,
然后你就能拿到他的器官最好还是他的肾脏
so you won't have to give up one,
这样你就不用捐出你自己的了
so that Mr. Lewis can get it.
然后路易斯先生就可以做肾脏移植手术了
What kind of person would do something like that?
什么人会做出这种事？
I think you know what kind of person would do that, Mr. David.
大卫先生我觉得你心里清楚什么人会那样做
A kind of person like me?! Yes.
你是指我这样的人？对
That's pretty good... pretty good work.
你说得有道理非常有道理
Thank you, thank you.
谢谢谢谢
He got me.
他看穿我了
Good job, doctor.
医生干得漂亮
I think you got me. I got ya.
我觉得你看穿我了是的
By the way, my in- laws can't go skiing, so...
对了我姐夫他们不能去滑雪了
I've got an opening for you and Cheryl if you want it.
你和谢丽儿如果想去的话我可以把名额给你们
Why would I go skiing? Come on.
我才不去滑雪呢去吧
No, it's a big schlep.
不那对我来说太难了
Isn't that George Lopez?
那不是乔治洛佩兹吗？
He had a kidney transplant. Right. Right right...
他刚做过肾移植手术对
Get some inside information?
想去打听点内♥幕♥消息吗？
Hey, George. What's going on, Larry? How're you doing?
嘿乔治你好拉里你怎么样？
Good. How are you? Good, brother.
还不错你呢？我很好老哥
This is Jeff Greene, my manager.
这是杰夫格林他是我的经理
Hey, Jeff. George Lopez. Pleasure.
嘿杰夫我是乔治洛佩兹见到你很荣幸
How's it going? Good. Feel great,
你怎么样啊？还不错感觉很棒
better than I have ever in my life.
这是我这辈子最幸福的时刻了
Really? Yeah.
是吗？对
I had a kidney transplant. My wife gave it to me.
我刚做了肾移植手术我老婆给我捐的肾
Changed my whole life, man.
改变了我的整个人生老兄
I mean, without it, I don't even know if I'd be alive, to tell you the truth.
说实话没有那个肾我都不知道我能否活下去
You know, uh, Richard Lewis needs one.
你知道吗理查德路易斯也需要一个肾
I didn't know that. Ooh, man. Poor Richard.
我没听说啊天呐可怜的理查德
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
对哇
Well, he's got to go to his family or his friends.
他得找找他的家人朋友帮一把
Somebody's gotta step up.
必须得有人站出来帮他
Oh, yeah yeah. That's true.
对啊可不是嘛
Like a five- year waiting list.
他有可能等上五年都等不到一个肾
So what do you think he should do?
你觉得他能做些什么？
'Cause he's like on the bottom of the list.
他现在还是在等待名单的末尾
Well, if you're the bottom of the list, you're fucked.
好吧你要是排在名单末尾那可就糟了
But you know what?
但是你知道吗
Like, I've heard that the guy who's the head of the kidney consortium
我听说肾脏协会的主管
...can be gotten to. - Really?
可以去接触接触真的吗？
Yeah, I mean, he really takes care of his friends. Buddy up to him.
是的他对朋友都很照顾的去走走关系
Kiss his ass.
拍拍他的马屁
Who knows?
这些事儿谁知道呢
Probably move Richard up the list.
也许就能把理查德的排位往上提一提
Really? Wow.
是吗？哇
All right, I got to get blood drawn. Thanks, George.
好吧我得去做血检了谢谢你乔治
Nice meeting you. Take care, dude.
很高兴认识你保重
Oh, hey, George.
噢嘿乔治
What's his name?
那个人叫什么名字？
Ben Heineman.
本海勒曼
With an e or a y? With an E.
他名字是哪个勒啊？悬崖勒马那个勒
Hey, Mr. Jones.
嘿琼斯先生
There's actually something else you could do for me too.
事实上还得请你帮我做件事
Really? It's unrelated to the adoption.
是吗？和收养无关
I need some information about a Ben Heineman.
我需要知道本海勒曼这个人的信息
"Ben Heineman". He's the head of the kidney consortium.
本海勒曼他是肾脏协会的主管
Okay.
好吧
Anything you can find out about his guy would be fantastic...
任何关于他的信息都行
H e i n e m a n. Yeah, I got it.
海洋的海勒索的勒奥特曼的曼好的我知道了
Well, "Heineman" could be spelled a couple different ways.
海勒曼这个名字可以有很多种不同的拼法
Oh, this is my wife. I'm Cheryl.
这是我太太我叫谢丽儿
This is Omar Jones, private investigator. Mrs. David.
这是奥马尔琼斯我的私♥家♥侦♥探♥ 大卫女士
Oh, right. He's working on the whole adoption thing.
噢对了整个收养事件都是他在调查
Right. Yeah. I'm making some great headway also.
对我这边也有了一些进展
Oh, fantastic. Okay, couple of weeks,
太棒了过不了两周
you should know something very definitive.
你就能听到准信儿了
Great. Great, okay.
太棒了好的
Enjoy your day. Thank you. You too.
祝您生活愉快谢谢也祝你生活愉快
Thank you. You're welcome.
谢谢不客气
I, uh... I got you something.
我给你买♥♥了点东西
Wow! New jacket? It's nice, right?
哇新外套吗？很棒是吧
Yeah. Yes, I needed this.
对是的我正好需要它
You're gonna need it when we go skiing with Susie and Jeff.
我们同苏西和杰夫去滑雪时你会用上这外套的
Skiing? Are you kidding?
滑雪？你在开玩笑吧
Come on, that's out. I nixed that.
拜托那不可能我坚决不去
Look, you don't have to ski.
听我说你到那儿不必滑雪
You can sit inside and enjoy the snow.
你就待在屋里欣赏雪景就好了
I'm not going up to that lodge. Come on, man.
我才不去那小木房♥子呢拜托啦
Why? Too much schlepping. I'm not...
为什么？太麻烦了我不想...
he left something. What is this?
他落了东西在这儿这是什么？
Edible undies?
可食用内衣？
Oh, dear.
噢天呐
Okay, big Yankee fan. He's an orthodox jew.
他喜欢洋基队还是个正统派犹太教♥徒♥
All right, what else you got?
好的你还打听到了什么？
Drives a gold cadillac.
他开着一辆金色的凯迪拉克
License plate number 2- F- A- N- 3- 2- 1.
车牌号♥是2FAN321
Okay, thank you.
好的谢啦
So, Omar Jones the private investigator? Yeah?
刚才那是我的私♥家♥侦♥探♥奥马尔琼斯然后呢？
He got me some information about the head of the kidney consortium.
他打听到了一些关于肾脏协会主管的一些消息
Guess what? What?
你猜怎么着怎么？
He's an orthodox jew. You're kidding.
他是个正统派犹太教♥徒♥ 你在开玩笑的吧
No. So...
没在开玩笑
what needs to be done here is that...
接下来就是我们需要做的
I need to somehow befriend this guy.
我得想办法和这家伙成为朋友
I need to get close to him quickly.
我要尽快地去接近他
Right? Yeah. How're you gonna do that?
你说是吗？对但是你打算从哪儿入手啊？
If I could save his life or something. Uh huh.
要是有机会我也能救他一命就好了嗯
You know, like... bad example, okay? Not this.
你懂的对吧.... 打个不好的比方
Like, you pushed him off a building... I push him off the building.
假说你把他从楼上推下去我把他推下楼
And I saved him. And you would catch him.
然后我救了他你来接住他
And I catch him. Yeah?
我把他接住了嗯哼？
He would be indebted to me for... Yeah.
然后他就欠了我一个人情是哦
He would do anything I asked him...
之后他就会对我有求必应了
...like put my friend on the top of the kidney list.
比如说把我朋友放到肾移植等待名单的最前面
And at no point, he says to you, "Hey, what about the fat guy
而且他也绝不会追究那个...
that just threw me off the roof?" No.
把他推下楼的胖子的责任不会的
That would never come up. I said it's bad version.
他不会想想那个问题我说了是个不好的例子
Really bad version.
非常不好的比方
But I need to save his life. It's gotta be something like that.
但我确实得找机会救他一命必须得到那种级别
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
是是是是
Well...
好吧
This isn't bad. What?
这也不算太糟啥？
That's it. The cadillac?
就是那辆车那辆凯迪拉克吗？
Gold... the gold cadillac. See it?
金色的凯迪拉克看到了吗？
Go check the license.
去核对下车牌号♥
Yeah, that's it.
就是这辆车
Ready? Yeah, as ready as I'm gonna be.
准备好了吗？是的完全准备好了
Whenever you want, go ahead.
你想好就开始吧
This is crazy. Let's go. All right.
这太疯狂了来吧好的
All right.
好的
It's like you didn't even hit it.
这看起来像是没被撞过一样