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Curb Your Enthusiasm S05E07

Part 2 Oct. 4, 2020, 11 a.m.

Because he broke up with his girlfriend? Well it's... yeah.
因为他跟他女朋友分手了？这个嘛…是的
I don't see the point to it.
我不知道还送个什么劲儿了
No, you just thought that you wouldn't have to worry about it and
不是的你只是想着说你不用去操心了
you wouldn't see him again, so who cares? Oh my god.
反正也不用见他了所以爱谁谁吧？我的天呐
What?
怎么了？
I'll bet you Mark...
我跟你打赌马克…
I'll bet you Mark is the guy who's taking the paper.
我打赌马克就是那个拿报纸的人
No, think about it, seriously. Listen, think about it.
是啊好好想想认真的好好想想
I can't believe it.
我真不敢相信
Mark is stealing the paper.
马克居然偷报纸
Holy shit!
太操蛋了！
Don't you see? Look...
你没明白吗？你看…
How long have we not been getting it, six days?
我们多久没拿到报纸了六天吧？
He moved back in with her a week ago.
他一周前搬回来的
You just said that, right?
你刚这么说的吧不是吗？
Who else would be doing it? It's him.
还能是谁这么干的？就是他
Mark is not stealing our newspaper. No?
马克没有偷我们的报纸没有吗？
That is the most ridiculous... I don't think so.
这也太扯了… 我可不觉得
Oh, I think so.
噢我觉得
Larry, he's a doctor.
拉里他是个医生
I think he could afford the paper if he wants to get a paper.
我觉得他要是想看报纸能买♥♥得起
Yeah, but not if he's upset with somebody
是啊但是他生着某人的气呢
who promised him a gift for Christmas and never followed it.
那个答应送他圣诞礼物但一直没兑现的人
That is so ridiculous. It's not ridiculous. It makes perfect sense.
这也太扯了一点儿也不扯全解释通了
You know, because I spoke to...
你看因为我问…
hey, you know...
嘿你知道吗…
you know what we should do?
你知道我们该怎么办吗？
What?
怎么办？
We should invite...
我们应该邀请…
We should invite Mac and Ethel.
我们应该邀请麦克和埃塞尔
We should invite them for seder, don't you think?
我们邀请他们来逾越节晚宴你觉得怎么样？
You want to invite Ethel and Mac?
你想邀请埃塞尔和麦克？
I had no idea you liked Mac and Ethel so much.
我都不知道你那么喜欢麦克和埃塞尔呀
You don't understand because you're not jewish, okay?
你不懂因为你不是个犹太人好不？
But it's a jewish thing.
这是个犹太人的事儿
It's sort of like a tradition, you know?
类似某种传统你明白吗？
Invite the cranky neighbors who...
邀请古怪的邻居…
well, if jews have no place to go for seder, you need to invite them.
如果犹太人在逾越节没地儿可去你就得邀请他们
Come on. Come on.
来吧好嘛
Invite 'em.
请他们来
Hey, Larry.
嘿拉里
Hey. Rick, yeah. Hey, Rick, from the...
嘿里克对里克那个…
Hey, let me give you a hand here.
嘿我来搭把手吧
Okay. Oh, thank you. Yeah. How are ya?
噢好啊谢谢你没事儿最近咋样？
Pretty good. Pretty good.
很好啊很好
I should have taken one of those carts, you know, but...
我应该拿一个购物车的但是你看…
Yeah, I know. Look, it's downhill.
哎我懂瞧这个下坡
I'm worried it'll just hit a car and I'll get in a lawsuit or something.
我就怕滑下来撞到车了到时候还得吃官司什么的
Who the hell knows? I know.
谁他妈能料到呢？我懂
Hey, what do you got there?
嘿你这是啥玩意儿？
Oh, my four iron.
噢我的 4 号♥球杆
Yeah. Yeah.
噢嗯
You play golf?
你打高尔夫吗？
Yeah, and I eat and I breathe.
是啊而且我还吃饭和呼吸呢
In that order. Yeah, me, too.
按这个顺序来排是啊我也是
Really? Absolutely, yeah.
真的？必须的
Wow, wow.
哇喔哇喔
Anyway, I replaced the four iron with a nine wood.
总之我用 9 号♥木杆换掉了 4 号♥铁杆
I can't hit it anymore.
我用不了铁杆了
Well, you know what? I would love to help you.
是嘛我很乐意帮帮你呀
Oh, come on. Nobody could help me. Nobody!
噢得了吧没人帮得了我了没人！
People have tried before. It can't be done.
有人试着帮过我但没救了
Look I'm... Can't be done, Rick.
你看我… 没救了里克
I've been golfing for a long time.
我已经打了很久高尔夫了
I'm fairly good.
我打得挺不赖的
Yeah, in my backyard, I have this setup that you won't believe.
真的我家后院你没准都不信家伙都齐备着呢
I've got a net, I've got a tee.
有球罩有发球台
Get the hell out of here!
扯淡呢吧！
And I've got a camera... Really, a camera?
我还有台摄影机呢… 一台摄影机真的呀？
and you shoot yourself swinging...
这样你就能录下来你挥杆动作
and then analyze your swing frame-by-frame.
然后一帧一帧来分♥析♥了
What are you doing now? Nothing.
你现在要干什么？无事可做
All right, let's go. Right now?
得了走起吧现在？
Okay, where's your car?
是啊你车停哪儿？
I don't have one.
我没车
Okay, I'll take you. Okay.
好吧坐我车吧好啊
You want some cheetos for the trip, huh?
你要来点儿奇多吗？
Yeah, why not? Great.
好呀好嘛
All right, it's gonna be fun.
会很有意思的
I love golf.
我爱高尔夫
Oh my god. Did you see the whole thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我的天呐你瞧见了吗？是啊是啊是啊
Come here. Come here.
来看看来看看
Look at this. Watch it in slow motion, okay?
瞧瞧这来看慢动作咋样？
Look at that.
看这里
See, you're bringing your hips through.
你看啊你在往前推你的臀部
It doesn't even look... who is that?
这瞧着不像…这谁呀？
Is that me? It doesn't even look like me. It's you.
我吗？看着不像是我啊这就是你
Look, look, I wanna freeze it right here.
看看看看我在这暂停一下
Wait, right there.
等下就这儿
Look at your hips right here. Yeah, no, I see. Perfect.
你看你臀部的位置噢我看见了完美
I can't believe it.
难以置信
A+... My best student of the day.
满分了…我最棒的学生
Good work. Okay.
干得漂亮
All right. Great. Unreal.
棒呀棒极了
Listen, anytime, anytime. I'm completely spent.
哎随时随时我都打废了快
It's my pleasure. Fantastic.
我的荣幸了不得呀
That was great. That was just great.
那真的很棒那真的很棒
Yeah, yeah. Could not have been better.
是吧是吧不能再棒了
What are you doing for passover?
逾越节你要干什么去？
Just having some people over.
就请一些人一起过
Oh, really? Yeah, what are you doing?
噢是吗？是啊你怎么过？
Nothing, nothing. Totally free.
无事可做有空着呢
You want to come to my house? No, really?
你想来我家吗？不会吧真的啊？
All right. Okay, okay.
行吧好呀好呀
Great, great. You don't have to.
很好呀你不是非得去的
No, that sounds great.
不会听起来很不错呀
I got nothing else to do.
反正我也无事可做
You sure? Yeah, of course, thank you.
你确定？是啊说定了谢谢你
Yeah, I'll bring latkes.
好的我会带上马铃薯饼
Okay. Great, great.
好很好很好
I'll see you then. I'm gonna hit a few.
到时见啦我要打上几杆了
What took you so long? Where were you?
怎么这么长时间？你去哪儿了？
Well, I met sort of a new friend.
呃我碰见个新朋友
He's kind of new in town.
他是新搬过来的
And we got to talking. Golf nut, okay?
我们聊了聊都是高尔夫迷
Took me to his backyard. He's got a net.
他带我去他家后院他还有个球罩
What a setup this guy... my life is changed.
家伙齐活的呀…我的人生都变了
Today, changed, irrevocably.
就今天变了都变不回去那种
And you just started talking to a stranger?
你就和一陌生人聊了两句就？
Yeah, kind of, well, you know, he knew me from "Seinfeld".
对呀不太算陌生了他从《宋飞正传》就认识我了
You know, he's...
你知道嘛他是…
Fan? Yeah, kind of.
粉丝？是啊算是吧
And gonna be alone on passover, and...
而且他逾越节那天孤零零一人就…
I kind of invited him to the seder.
我算是邀请他来晚宴了
I hope you don't mind.
我希望你不介意
You did? Yeah, I'm sorry.
你去邀请了呀？是啊对不起
No, that's okay. Really?
没事的这很好真的吗？
Well, if he's alone. Aren't you a doll?
呃他要是孤单一人你是小仙女吗？
Well, that's cute.
好嘛这很暖心
I'm glad you made a new friend.
我很高兴你交了新朋友