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You know, life's a lot like a river.
你知道,生活很像一条河。
Fast, furious, unpredictable.
快速、激烈、不可预测。
You just have to take it as it comes.
你只需要接受它就行了。
Every now and then though, I wish I was
one of those people who had a boat.
但时不时地,我希望我是 其中一个拥有一艘船的人。
Wow!
哇!
Three comic strips down, two more to go.
漫画已完结三部,还有两部还待完成。
Ooh!
哦!
Look at this guy in the Macy's underwear
section.
看看这个穿着梅西百货内衣的家伙 部分。
I'd like to deck his halls.
我想装饰他的大厅。
And he don't distract me.
而且他不会分散我的注意力。
I've got to get a week's
worth of strips down if Del
我必须得到一周的时间
and I are going to go away
for the Christmas vacation.
如果德尔和我要离开的话,值得脱掉衣服 圣诞假期。
Wow!
哇!
That is a creative use of Holly.
这是对霍莉的创造性运用。
Hey, he's a milking sevens, one's just
swimming six, he's a laying Richard.
嘿,他是个挤奶七人组,一个只是 游泳六次,他是一个产蛋理查德。
Five golden rings.
五枚金戒指。
Well, aren't you just the ghost of
Christmas poopy?
那么,你不就是一个幽灵吗? 圣诞节便便?
Sorry I'm late, but we were out catching
snowflakes on our tongues.
抱歉我迟到了,但我们出去玩了 雪花落在我们的舌头上。
You know that no two snowflakes are
exactly alike?
你知道没有两片雪花 完全一样吗?
Or tongues.
或舌头。
Here you go, Christmas poopy, two Sunday
strips to color.
给你,圣诞便便,两个周日 条带上色。
Ooh!
哦!
Is that fruit cake?
这是水果蛋糕吗?
Oh, I love fruit cake.
哦,我喜欢水果蛋糕。
Oh, you are what you eat.
哦,你就是你吃的东西。
Oh, shall I take that fruit cake with you?
哦,我可以把那个水果蛋糕带走吗?
I got two more from last year.
去年我又多了两个。
Oh, thanks!
哦,谢谢!
Ooh, heavy.
哦,重。
Eel's delicious.
鳗鱼真好吃啊
Richard, I'm standing under the mistletoe.
理查德,我站在槲寄生下。
Actually, they were out of mistletoe.
事实上,他们已经没有槲寄生了。
You're standing under cilantro.
你正站在香菜下面。
Oh, what do people do under cilantro?
哦,人们在香菜下做什么?
They say goodbye.
他们说再见。
goodbye.
再见。
Okay, goodbye.
好的,再见。
Oh, it works.
哦,它有效。
How am I going to get rid of her?
我要怎样才能摆脱她呢?
Well, you could ask Santa for a spine for
Christmas.
好吧,你可以向圣诞老人要一根脊柱 圣诞节。
Shelly's not that bad.
雪莉没那么坏。
Not that bad?
没那么糟糕吧?
She wakes up in the morning singing.
她早上醒来唱歌♥。
Good morning, good morning, a happy winter
morning.
早安早安,冬日快乐 早晨。
You haven't clubbed her like a baby seal
yet.
你没有像小海豹一样用棍棒打她 然而。
Hey guys, Joyce, the one with me.
嘿伙计们,乔伊斯,就是和我一起的那个。
Oh, cilantro, rich girl.
哦,香菜,富家女。
Hi, Charlie.
嗨,查理。
We haven't quite finished the strips yet.
我们还没有完全完成这些条带。
Charlie, so your trip isn't at all lost.
查理,所以你的旅程完全没有迷路。
Why don't I give you your Christmas gift
now?
为什么我不送你圣诞礼物 现在?
Oh, Christmas in December.
哦,十二月的圣诞节。
Oh, Caroline, wow, a day of beauty at
Elizabeth Arden.
哦,卡罗琳,哇,美丽的一天 伊丽莎白·雅顿。
Oh, no, I am sorry, wrong envelope.
哦,不,对不起,信封发错了。
I was supposed to give that one to Dale
Secretary here.
我本来应该把那个给戴尔的 秘书来了
Not anymore.
不再。
Fruit cake, I love fruit cake.
水果蛋糕,我喜欢水果蛋糕。
My mama always makes it with skittles.
我妈妈总是用九柱游戏做它。
Well, take the whole thing, knock yourself
out.
好吧,接受一切,敲你自己 出去。
I've done that.
我已经这么做了。
Oh, my God, I just got the greatest idea.
哦,天哪,我想到了最好的主意。
Charlie, are you seeing anyone right now?
查理,你现在有约会吗?
Well, there was this one girl in my
apartment complex.
嗯,我的心里有一个女孩 公♥寓♥大楼。
I was seeing on a regular basis,
but then she bought curtains.
我经常看到, 但后来她买♥♥了窗帘。
And he put me up too.
他也把我放了。
Well, I was just
thinking, Richie can't dumb
嗯,我只是
Shelly, but what if she
dumps Richard for Charlie?
心想,里奇不能愚弄雪莉,但如果她 为了查理抛弃理查德?
I mean, they're perfect for each other.
我的意思是,他们非常适合彼此。
She's a fruit cake lover.
她是水果蛋糕爱好者。
He's a fruit cake lover.
他是水果蛋糕爱好者。
Wait a minute.
等一下。
You want Charlie to steal my girlfriend
away from me?
你想让查理抢走我的女朋友 离我远点?
Oh, that is the most ridiculous thing I've
ever heard.
噢,这是我做过的最可笑的事情 曾经听说过。
Good morning, good morning.
早上好,早上好。
Happy winter morning.
快乐的冬日早晨。
But it's worth a shot.
但值得一试。
Charlie, may the force be with you.
查理,愿原力与你同在。
Where are we off to?
我们要去哪里?
Well, we were thinking either Paris or
Hawaii.
好吧,我们在想要么是巴黎,要么是 夏威夷。
Yeah, I say Paris.
是的,我说巴黎。
I mean, that way we get to French kiss in
France.
我的意思是,这样我们就可以进行法式热吻了 法国。
What do they call American kissing over
there?
他们称之为“美式接吻” 那里?
Boring.
无聊的。
God, I have always wanted to go to Paris.
天哪,我一直想去巴黎。
Paris at Christmas, it's going to be so
romantic.
圣诞节的巴黎,会是这样 浪漫的。
I hope you're not talking about this
Christmas.
我希望你不是在谈论这个 圣诞节。
Well, yeah, actually, you know,
we're kind of spur the moment, people.
嗯,是的,实际上,你知道, 各位,我们有点冲动。
who I hope enjoy staying in
a youth hostel and sharing a
我希望住在谁那里 一家青年旅馆,与另外 10
bathroom with 10 other people,
because that's all we got left.
个人共用一间浴室, 因为我们就只剩下这些了。
No, are you sure there's nothing else in
Paris?
不,你确定里面没有其他东西吗? 巴黎?
Oh, a lovely package just came up for
April.
哦,一个可爱的包裹刚刚送来 四月。
To hell, April and Paris, chestnuts and
what's the rest of that song?
见鬼去吧,四月和巴黎,栗子和 那首歌♥的其余部分是什么?
April?
四月?
In Paris, I know that part.
在巴黎,我知道那部分。
No, it's just April's five months away.
不,距离四月只有五个月了。
I mean, who knows where we could be in
five months?
我的意思是,谁知道我们会在哪里 五个月?
LAUGHTER Where we could be, mistake.
笑声我们可能在哪里,错误。
LAUGHTER All I meant, all I meant was,
it's like five months.
笑声 我的意思是,我的意思是, 好像五个月了。
That's a whole other calendar year.
那是另一个日历年。
I mean, we could be tied down with other
things.
我的意思是,我们可能会被其他人束缚 事物。
One of us could be taking guitar lessons.
我们中的一个人可能正在上吉他课。
I'm thinking about getting a dog.
我正在考虑养只狗。
Some water to wash down your foot.
一些水来洗脚。
LAUGHTER And what do you got the
thermostat on?
笑声 你有什么 恒温器打开?
It's like 90 degrees in here.
这里好像是90度。
Look, Belle, if you
don't think we're going
听着,贝儿,如果你认为我们不去的话
to be together in five
months, just say so.
五个月后要在一起,就这么说吧。
That's not what I said.
我不是这么说的。
Well, you didn't have to say it.
好吧,你不必说出来。
I'm a woman.
我是个女人。
I can smell fear.
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