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好了 各位
Okay, everyone,
跟我的最新杰作"莫"吉托说哈啰吧
say aloha to my newest creation: the Mo-jito.
跟姐一样
Much like me,
这宝贝酸酸甜甜
this baby is a little sour and a little sweet,
我们在太阳底下都会融化
and we both don't do well in the sun.
希望能把它加入餐厅的新鸡尾酒菜单
Hopefully it'll go on our new cocktail menu at the restaurant,
所以请大家给我无情的诚实反馈
so please be brutally honest with your feedback.
-我不喝 -什么
- I don't want one. - What?
我最近好不容易能睡着
I just started sleeping again,
我想保持健康
and I wanna keep the health train a-chuggin'.
再说 这有镇静效果
Plus, it's a depressant.
我们最近还不够低落吗
Haven't we all been depressed enough?
只要能让你忘了和麦克斯分手的事就好
Whatever gets you over the breakup with Max.
我们不是分手 只是暂停一下
It wasn't a breakup. It's a pause.
我不知道那是什么意思
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
意思是她现在单身 西蒙又有机会了
It means she's single, and Simon's back in the game.
-我有没有说过我站他 -说过好几次了
- Did I mention I'm team him? - Mm-hmm, several times.
-可以开喝了吗 -当然
- Can we drink now? - Absolutely.
天呐 感觉整杯都是酒精
Oh, my God, this-- it's, like, all alcohol.
真的 都能用来清洁伤口了
Seriously. I could clean wounds with this.
糖度正好
Sugar's nice.
酒可以再多放点
They could be stronger.
好吧 看来
Okay, I guess when you
叫克拉克家的人实话实话
ask for honesty from the Clarkes,
他们是真的不会口下留情
you get honesty from the Clarkes.
幸好 姐的小脑袋瓜里
Luckily for me, I have so many libations
有好多种鸡尾酒配方
up in this little ticker.
好了 我们该走了
All right, we should get going.
我得准备我的开庭陈述
I have to work on my opening arguments.
你要上庭吗
Are you going to trial?
我经常上庭的啊 没什么大不了
Yeah, I go to trial all the time; it's not a big deal.
不 就是大事
Yes, it is. It's a very big deal.
我替你吹嘘
I'll brag for you.
如果他赢了 这将是他第100场胜诉
If he wins, this will be his 100th.
这对公设辩护律师来说很了不起
Which is huge for a public defender.
我们可以去看吗
Can we come and watch?
法庭里有啦啦队吗
Is there a cheering section in a courtroom?
我们去吧 我可以做标牌
Yeah, let's do it. I can make signs.
你们真的想去吗
You sure you guys wanna come?
没必要特地去的
You really don't have to.
如果我们在场 会给你更多压力吗
Oh, will it put more pressure on you if we're there?
-会有点 -好极了 我等不及了
- A little, yeah. - Great, I can't wait.
喂 你们去哪
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where you going?
你们都还没尝过姐调的"莫"格丽特
You haven't even tasted my Mo-garita!
-我拿着路上喝 -我喜欢你的想法
- I'm taking mine to go. - I like the way you think.
-再见 -再见
- Bye. - Bye.
再见
Bye.
那"莫"泰或"莫"天尼怎么样
Okay, what about a Mo-Tai? A Mo-tini?
柠"莫"糖 太拗口了
A "Le-Mo-n" Drop? Le--that's a lot.
所有鸡尾酒都得用你名字玩双关吗
Is every cocktail gonna be a pun on your name?
亲 这叫品牌意识
Sweetie, it's called brand awareness.
我不明白你为什么如此乐观
I don't get how you're so upbeat.
你的酒刚刚才被大肆恶意抨击
I mean, your drinks were just universally maligned,
你却已经开始想新的了
and you're already coming up with new ones.
我不像某些人 我不想自甘堕落
Unlike some people, I don't wanna wallow.
和艾迪在一起时我已经丧够了
I did enough of that with Eddie,
现在他走了
and now that the boy is gone,
我努力在这里营造些积极的氛围
I'm trying to get some positive vibes up in here.
你能解释下怎么做到吗
Can you explain to me how?
大声说出来就行了吗
Is it just by saying it out loud?
没错 我每天早上醒来都选择要开心
Yes, I wake up each morning choosing to be happy.
-真这么简单就好了 -就是这么简单
- I wish it was that easy. - It is!
你就是得有意识地允许快乐进来
You just have to consciously allow happiness in.
你说得对 这是个选择
You're right. It is a choice.
没什么能阻止我做出这选择
And nothing's stopping me from making it.
好 从现在开始
Okay, from this point on,
我要选择快乐
I am going to choose to be happy.
早上好 塞莱丝特
Good morning, Celeste!
挺精神啊 帕维什
Looking good, Parvesh!
娜塔莉居然穿西装 不会吧
Natalie in a blazer? What?
乔治
Hi, George.
一切都好吗 乔治
Everything okay, George?
嗯
Oh, yeah.
今天是我奶奶的生日
It's just my abuela's birthday today.
-那生日快乐... -她去世了
- Aww, well, happy birthday-- - She's dead.
她已经去世一段时间了
Yeah, I mean, she's been dead for a while now.
跟你♥爸♥类似
Kinda like your dad,
和癌症搏斗了很久
it was a long battle with cancer.
对 还有不安腿综合征
Yeah. And restless leg.
祝你有愉快的一天 乔治 为了她
Well, have a great day George, for her.
佐伊 能和你谈谈吗
Hey, Zoey. Can I talk to you?
我今天第一次以公♥司♥发言人身份接受了采访
I have my first interview today as company spokesperson.
我一直跟自己说 别紧张
And I've been telling myself, "Don't be nervous."
本来都挺有效的 直到我意识到
And that was working fine until I realized
采访我的人是塔蒂安娜·莫里斯
I'd be talking to Tatiana Morris.
《连线》那个吗 她很优秀
From "Wired"? She's really good.
谢谢你的提醒
Thanks for reminding me.
她是出了名地爱问尖锐问题
She's known for asking really tough questions.
我光是想想就已经流汗湿透了两件衬衫
I've already sweat through two shirts thinking about it.
你多汗这个特点真有趣 不过别担心
That is a fun fact about your body, but don't worry.
没有人比你更有魅力
There's no one more charming than you.
你可以帅到对方脱裤子... 你会表现很好的
You can charm the pants off-- you're gonna do great.
我想说的是这个
Is what I meant.
佐伊 你能不能坐下
Hey, Zoey. You might wanna sit down.
我没法坐下 因为你占了我的椅子
How can I do that? You're in my chair.
对哦 我就是想等你上班
Right--I just wanted to talk to you
第一时间和你说
as soon as you got in.
你今天必须炒掉四楼10%的雇员
You have to fire 10% of the fourth floor today.
-什么 -削减预算
- Huh? - Budget cuts.
他们逼所有人这么做
They're making everyone do it.
我还没收到消息
Well, I haven't heard anything.
营业事务的帕姆通常会提前告诉我
And Pam from Business Affairs usually gives me a heads-up.
再说 我是老大 好吗
Besides, I'm the boss, okay?
我说了算
I am in charge.
今天是个快乐日子
And today is a happy day.
-好吧 那是帕姆发的吗 -是帕姆
- Yeah, is that Pam? - It's Pam.
今天非常悲哀地完...
And this day is sadly f--
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这太糟了
This is the worst.
我怎么能决定开除谁呢
How can I decide which one of you gets fired?
雅思敏怎么样
Well, what about Yasmeen?
她没贡献什么力量 而且老实说
She doesn't pull her weight, and frankly,
她态度有点问题
she has a bit of an attitude problem.
怎么 又不可能是我
Well, what--it can't be me.
或其他对团队贡献很大的人
Or others who contribute greatly to the team.
-你干嘛大声嚷嚷 -佐伊
- Why are you yelling? - Zoey.
你今天的服装搭配尤其好看
Your ensemble is looking extra on-point today.
谢谢 托宾
Thank you, Tobin.
这话听起来完全不工于心计或时间凑巧
That didn't sound at all calculating or timed.
我只是个男孩 站在一个女孩面前
I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl,
赞美她的穿衣品味
telling her she pulled off houndstooth.
-托宾 被开的不是你 -太好了
- Tobin, you're not fired. - Yes!
-或也可能是你 -什么
- Or maybe you are. - What?
-我不知道 -好吧 那你要怎么做
- I don't know. - Okay, what are you gonna do?
其他的部门 我直接问经理
For the other departments, I'll ask managers.
至于你们 难道没有一个
And for you guys, isn't there a way
评估工作表现的方法吗
to measure job performance?
比如计算工作效率的算法
Like an algorithm that calculates productivity?
对 这是个好主意
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
我让雅思敏去做 我会想她的
I'll get Yasmeen on it. I'm gonna miss her.
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