中情局律师（2022）

我可以带走这个吗？
Do you mind if I take this?
-不行 -谢谢
-No. -[Owen] Thank you.
他肯定是要搭飞机 因为他在装手提行李
Well, he's definitely flying because he's packing a carry-on,
但他没有要去很久 因为他只装一只手提行李
but he is not flying for long because he's only packing a carry-on.
你的推论能力在财政部真是浪费了
Your powers of deduction are wasted at the Department of Treasury.
冲着你这句话 我跟塔德今晚要在你房♥间玩角色扮演
Okay, just for that, Tad and I, we're gonna role play in your room tonight
就等你搭上政♥府♥专机绕着地球跑
once you're off circumnavigating the globe in your government jet.
-我没有专机 -间谍几时搭商务机了？
-I don't get a jet. -Since when do spies fly commercial?
我是律师
I'm not a spy.
不是间谍
I am a lawyer.
（叶门）
嘿！
Hey! [laughs]
你好吗？怎么样？
What's going on, man? How's it going?
我是法务长办公室的欧文亨德立克
I'm Owen Hendricks over at the general counsel's office.
我靠，好啦，不…等一下
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Okay, listen, man. No, no, no. Wait. Whoa!
天哪
God.
嗨，我想是一场误会，靠
Hey, hi. I think there's been a mistake. Fuck.
你真的把我牙都快打掉了
Wow. You guys really loosened these teeth.
我是美国人，笨蛋，所以…
I'm an American, dumbass. So, there's been--
谢天谢地，嗨 我是法务长办公室的欧文亨德立克
Thank God. Hi. I'm Owen Hendricks from the general counsel's office.
你就这样不说一声跑来黑狱
And you just thought you'd pop by a black site unannounced.
抱歉，我应该先打电♥话♥吗？
Sorry. Was I supposed to call?
没有电报通知你要来
There was no cable traffic about your trip.
也没有大使或外交掩护的许可
No clearance from the ambassador or diplomatic cover.
-我是新来的 -你是笨蛋
-Well, I'm new. -You're an idiot.
-或是假装是笨蛋 -其实两种都不是
-Or just pretending to be one. -It's actually neither of those.
我大老远飞过来是要问妳
-Hmm. -I flew all the way here
to talk to you about an old op
-多年前的一个旧任务，妳… -鬼扯…
-from many years ago. What--? -Bullshit. Bullshit.
这是什么颜色？
-What color is this? -[chuckles]
蓝色？
Blue?
你真的是新人 要不然局里会发给你黑色护照
You really are new. Otherwise, the agency would have issued you a black passport
给你外交豁免权
which grants you diplomatic immunity.
没人跟我说这个
No one told me that.
-扒光他 -什么？
-Strip him. -[Owen] What?
等一下，你要干嘛？不要
What? Wait a second. What are you doing? No, no. Whoa, guys.
妈的，不要 这是新西装啊，现在是怎样？
Fuck. No. Hey, this is a new suit. What is going on?
我也想知道 你不可能是来问旧任务的事
[Dawn] That's what I wanna know. No way you came out here to talk about an old op.
你是来调查我们的 所以你是敌人，但你搞砸了
I think you're here to investigate us, which makes you a hostile.
But you fucked up.
没有掩护身分和外交护照
Without a cover identity and a diplomatic passport,
叶门的秘密警♥察♥ 会依间谍罪逮捕并击毙你
the Yemeni secret police will arrest you for spying and shoot you in the head.
拿黑色护照，你就只会被遣返
With a black passport, you just get deported.
但应该有人要在你上飞机前告诉你的
But someone should have told you that before you got on the plane.
-这么快就树立职场敌人了？ -看来是
-Made some enemies at work already? -Looks like it.
-你在这里肯定也没朋友 -好吧…等一下
-You sure don't have any friends here. -All right. Let's-- Wait.
所以接下来是这样
So... here's what's gonna happen.
你告诉我来黑狱的真正目的
You're gonna tell me what you're really doing in my black site
否则政♥治♥安♥全♥局♥就会收到 你意图不轨的匿名线报
or the PSO is gonna get an anonymous tip you're up to no good.
你就会被关进一边是赶牛刺棒 一边是空洞的地方
You're gonna end up with a cattle prod in one end, a hollow point in the other.
不要
No, no, no.
干！
[screams] Fuck!
天哪！我说的是实话！ 我发现一封灰色邮件
God! I'm telling you the truth! I came across a graymail
跟妳负责的某个任务有关 等等，听我说
that was connected to a fucking operation that you ran. Wait, wait, listen to me.
我是第一周上工 我在法学院被召募的
It's my first week on the job. I got recruited in law school.
我拒绝了一堆高薪工作
I said no to a bunch of high-paying jobs
因为我对刺♥激♥有着病态般的需求
because I got this pathological need for stimulation.
可能是因为我爸在阿富汗被炸死
Probably 'cause my dad got blown up in Afghanistan.
我妈始终没走出伤痛
My mom never got over it.
从那之后我就一直在逃避
I have just been running away
脑袋连五分钟都閒不下来
from having to spend any longer than five minutes with my thoughts alone ever since.
所以召募官来的时候
So, yeah, when that recruit came
他保证我会做很酷的事 我心想“妈的”
and he promised me I could do cool stuff, I thought, "Fuck it."
妈的，我搞不好会让我爸感到骄傲呢
And, you know, fuck it. Maybe I'll even make my dad proud.
我一辈子都在假装 直到我真的做到了
You know, I have been faking it until I made it for my entire life,
但我后悔了，因为我现在明白
but I'm sorry because I can fucking understand
我显然误算了那句话在局里的用法
how I have clearly miscalculated applying that approach to the agency.
是哪个任务？
What's the op?
PW布屈，线人名叫玛可欣麦拉杰
PW Butcher. The asset's name is Maxine Meladze.
她写灰色邮件给我们
She wrote us a graymail letter.
给他松绑
Cut him loose.
对，我他妈的尿裤子了
Yeah, I fucking pissed myself.
恭喜，你们做得很好
Congratulations. You are good at your jobs.
我从来没见过麦拉杰
[Dawn] I never met Meladze.
但妳记得她
But you remember her.
隐约记得
Vaguely.
我利用她的人力情报执行任务
I used HUMINT from her to carry out an op.
我没记错的话，她是很有价值的线人
If I remember right, she was a pretty valuable asset.
俄♥罗♥斯♥黑♥手♥党♥ 白俄♥罗♥斯♥分会的高级成员
Upper-level player of the Belarus chapter of the Russian mafia.
她在俄♥罗♥斯♥情报圈人脉很广
She had serious connections inside Russian intelligence.
-她的联络人是谁？ -抱歉，我不记得了
-Who was her handler? -Sorry, I don't remember.
那是陈年往事 之后我负责过上百次行动
It was a long time ago, and I've run a hundred ops since then.
但当年她是大咖
But she was a big deal.
竟然有人暗槓这样的女孩
And the fact that somebody would hip-pocket a girl like that
你应该要害怕才对
should scare the crap out of you.
听着，很抱歉对你做强化侦讯
Listen, sorry about the enhanced interrogation.
-是啊 -有些人会怀恨在心
-Yeah. -Some guys might hold a grudge.
我会把它当做是通讯中断 让你学到教训
I chalk it up to a communication breakdown and a lesson on the importance
接触秘密勤务时照章行事的重要性
of following protocol when interacting with clandestine services.
所以我没必要 跟兰利的人说刑求的事？
So I don't have to tell anyone at Langley about the whole torture thing?
没错，但有人可能会喜欢听
Exactly. Although some people might enjoy hearing about it.
对，但我很确定可以摆平他们
Yeah. Pretty sure I can smooth things out with them, though.
在中情局工作 就像没完没了的大风吹游戏
Working at the CIA is like a never ending game of musical chairs.
每个人都在精打细算 音乐停止谁会抢到位子
Everyone is maneuvering to figure out who will have a seat when the music stops.
确保你有位子最简单的方法 就是挑断隔壁那个人的脚筋
Easiest way to make sure you have a seat is to hamstring the guy next to you.
你不下场搞清楚怎么玩
If you don't start playing, figuring out how shit works,
你就会有麻烦
you're gonna be in trouble.
比指甲被拔掉更大的麻烦？
More trouble than getting my fingernail pulled out?
指甲还会长回来，路上小心
Nails grow back. Drive safe.
留意政♥治♥安♥全♥局♥的人
Keep an eye peeled for the PSO.
（登机中）
怎么样？
How did it go?
我不能说
[Owen] Oh, I can't talk about it.
-什么？ -我不能说
-What? -[Owen] I can't talk about it.
-拜讬，让我睡吧 -你穿的是什么啊？
-Come on, man. Just let me sleep. -What are you wearing?
我的西装被毁了
My suit got ruined.
真意外他们让你穿这样上飞机
I'm surprised they let you on the plane wearing that.
看来是安全标准比较低的国家
Suggests a country with lesser security standards.
-也许是第三世界？ -都说不能说了
-Third world, perhaps? -I said I can't talk about it.
-怎么了？ -天哪
-What's going on? -[Owen] Oh, my God.
-欧文遇到了鸟事 -欧文就爱遇到鸟事
-Owen was in the shit somewhere. -Owen loves being in the shit.
-这次的他不爱 -你们可以让我睡觉吗？
-He didn't love this. -Can you guys please just let me sleep?
发生什么事？
What happened?
我不能说
I can't talk about it.
但我没事
But I'm fine.
你不像是没事
You don't seem fine.
来吧
Come on.
你在干嘛？
What--? What are you doing?
给你温暖
Mm. Being human.
来吧，一起躺
Come on. Get in here.
-我不想弄皱衣服 -老人才会这样说
-I don't wanna wrinkle my outfit. -[Terrence] Said by no one young ever.
我要迟到了
I'm running late.
你想说再打给我，好吗？
Call me if you wanna talk. Okay?
谢谢
[Owen] Thank you.
你没事吧？
Are you okay?
现在没事了
I am now.
快滚出我房♥间
Now, get out of my room.
好，你睡吧
Okay. Get some sleep.
不
-[cell phone ringing] -No.
-喂？ -请待法务长接听
-Hello. -[woman] Hold for the general counsel.
你跑去哪了？
[Nyland] Where the fuck are you?
-嗨 -叶门怎么样？
-[Owen] Hi. -How was Yemen?