牧场趣事（2016）

回头见
Catch you guys later.
我要去练巴西柔术了
I'm gonna go practice my Brazilian jujitsu.
知道黑带再往上一个级别是什么吗
Do you know what belt comes after black?
我自己去找答案吧
I'll figure it out.
你车后面有很多空啤酒罐
Got a lot of empty beer cans in the back of your truck.
对 我从路边捡回来的
Yeah. I pick 'em up off the roadside.
回收 我关心社区
Recycle 'em. I care about the community.
只捡银子弹加量装的罐子
You only pick up Coors Light tallboys?
多数乱丢罐子的人喜欢这个牌子
It's the brand most litterers prefer, huh?
我前面不该让艾比一个人去的
I shouldn't have let Abby go by herself.
是的 该死
No, shit.
就算你试了 你也拦不住她
Even if you had tried, you wouldn't have been able to stop her.
艾比意志很坚定 你说服不了她
Abby's a strong-willed girl. You can't change her mind.
要是能说服她 现在坐在我边上的就是别人了
If you could, I'd be sitting here with somebody else.
她不会有事的 她很坚强
Oh, she'll be okay, though. She's tough.
我们俩恶补了四集<我们的生活>
We binge-watched four episodes of This is Us.
她一次都没哭
She didn't cry. Not once.
推迟婚礼的事我很抱歉
I'm sorry about postponing that wedding.
现在不必提那件事
We don't have to talk about it now.
好吧 可我们俩不常坐在一起聊天
Yeah, well. We don't get to talk, just you and I, very often.
我那是有意躲着你
I think that's by design.
婚礼的事很抱歉 还有工作的事
I'm sorry about the wedding. And I'm sorry about the job offer.
还有美国橄榄球大联盟周日球票登录的事也是
Oh, and I'm sorry about using your NFL Sunday ticket log-in.
所以我现在才看不了球赛了吗
Is that why I can't watch?
知道我对客服嚷嚷了多久吗
Do you know how many hours I spent yelling at customer service?
我都把那个可怜的印度人给说哭了
I made that poor Indian man cry.
奥马哈的比尔 我信才怪
Bill from Omaha, my ass.
也许我对你挺苛刻的
Maybe I've been a little tough on you.
但如果你有个女儿 你就会理解了
But if you have a daughter, you'll understand.
如果我有女儿 她会是个拉拉修女
If I have a daughter, she's gonna be a gay nun.
有人把一罐没开的扔在了水沟里
Oh, can you believe someone left a full one in the ditch?
那条水沟温度还挺低的
Must've been a cold ditch.
两间牧场的情况怎么样
So, how's everything with the ranches?
赚钱了吗
Ever able to pull together any money?
是的 我们干得挺好的
Yeah, yeah, we pieced something together.
有了这场大火
Depending on this fire,
牛应该销路不错
we should be able to get the cattle to market.
詹妮斯想说服我借钱给你 但抱歉
Janice tried to talk me into giving you a loan, but I'm sorry,
我还是不觉得这是笔好的投资
I still think it's just throwing good money after bad.
不 这我理解
Yeah, no, I get it.
这事别再提了
In fact, we don't ever have to talk about that again.
这个你怎么喝得下去
I don't even know how you drink this stuff.
我甚至都不喜欢啤酒
I don't even like beer.
铺床还是这么厉害
Still got it.
你看到柯尔特了吗
Have you seen Colt?
他跟查克去找艾比了
Oh, he and Chuck went to get Abby.
怎么什么事都没人跟我说
Why the hell doesn't anybody tell me anything?
这还真是个谜团 你看起来这么平易近人
It's a mystery. You seem so approachable.
既然你们都祈祷过了 可以认为火已经扑灭了吗?
So now that you prayed, is it safe to assume the fire's out?
随便你怎么编排
Now you can joke if you want to,
但你的确错过了一次很棒的祈祷
but you did miss a great prayer circle.
刚才没有圣餐饼 于是我们就用奥利奥
We didn't have any communion wafers, so we used Oreos.
原来耶稣的身体是双层夹心的
Turns out the body of Christ was double stuffed.
天啊 你能让戴尔离开吗
Dear Lord, can you please make Dale go away?
见证祈祷的力量吧
Behold the power of prayer.
我明白你不想参加祈祷
Look, I get you didn't wanna go to prayer circle,
但别取笑参加祈祷的人
but don't make fun of people who did.
我一直都拿戴尔开玩笑 这是我们俩的交流方式
I always make fun of Dale. That's the way we communicate.
我不明白 你以前喜欢去教堂的
I don't get it. You used to like to go to church.
事情是会变的 现在牧场就是我的教堂
Well, things change. Now, the ranch is my church.
不一定非得这么绝对
It doesn't have to be one or the other.
听着 玛姬 我以前祈祷过
Look, Maggie, I've prayed.
换来的只有离婚 心脏病
And all it got me was a divorce, a heart attack,
和一间苦苦支撑着的牧场
and a ranch that's running on fumes.
对了
Oh, yeah.
还有即将把牧场夷为平地的大火
There's a wildfire that's about to wipe out the whole fucking town.
我知道我们的生活不完美
I know our life hasn't been perfect,
但我们有很多值得感谢的地方
but we have a lot to be thankful for.
我们有两个儿子 还有一个即将出生的孙子或孙女
We have two sons, we have a grandkid on the way,
还有体育馆里这些避开这场大火的人
and there's a gym full of people who are safe from that wildfire.
你说的对
You're right.
这全都是因为
And that's all because
你双手合十跟上帝交谈过
you held hands and had a chit-chat with God.
听着 我只是说
Look, I'm just saying that
柯尔特小时候得肺炎时我祈祷了
I prayed for Colt when he got pneumonia when was a baby
他就转好了
and he got better.
我祈祷让你从越南安然无恙地回家
And then I prayed that you would come home safe from Vietnam
你也确实安然无恙地回来了
and you did.
你心脏病发作时我做了同样的祈祷
And I said that same prayer again when you had a heart attack
你现在也没事了
and here you are.
依然活着 依然这么讨人厌
Still alive, still a pain in the ass.
这些总归都会发生的 - 这可说不好
All that shit would've happened anyway. - You don't know that.
听着 玛姬 要是你想祈祷那就去 但别把我扯进去
Look, Maggie, if you wanna pray, go pray. But leave me out of it.
我只是觉得这能帮你 - 你怎么就不懂呢?
I just think it would help you - What don't you get?
我不想要任何帮助
I don't want any fucking help!
天啊 也许你真该留在牧场
God. Maybe you should've stayed at the ranch.
嘿 我们该聊聊尼克的事
Hey, we should talk about Nick.
好啊
Yeah.
你担心坐牢让他变基佬了
You worried prison turned him?
因为会有那种情况 他有点那个倾向
'Cause that happens. Kinda got that vibe.
不 尼克不止是我男朋友
No. Um, Nick's not just my boyfriend.
他其实是我前夫
He's actually my ex-husband.
第一任前夫 也是第三任
Oh, first ex-husband. And third.
他还是达琳的爸爸 这一点很确定
And he's Darlene's dad. Pretty sure.
妈呀 那个尼克
Oh, shit. That Nick?
达琳八岁生日时 他送了条纽宝烟给她 对吗
That's the one sent Darlene a carton of Newports for her eighth birthday, right?
替他辩解一下
In his defense,
那些烟在牢里的价值 相当于给她买♥♥了一匹小马驹
in prison money, that's like buying her a pony.
这话听起来可能难以置信
It may sound crazy
但他很努力地想要改变
but, um, Nick's, he's worked hard to turn his life around.
好吧 听着 我不需要插足
Yeah, well, look. You know, I don't need to get in the way.
我只是个帅到掉渣的情夫
I'm just the hot piece of ass on the side.
没什么改变
Nothing's gotta change.
其实有改变
Yeah. Actually, it does.
那好吧 我这个人挺开放的
Okay. Well, I am open-minded,
但我不会干这种抢人家老婆的事
but I'm not doing nothing where me and Nick are, you know, double parking.
你有底线让人挺欣慰的
Ok, well. It's nice to know you have boundaries.
我们别再偷♥情♥了 好吗
You and I, we have to stop this. Okay?
我是认真的 我想好好跟尼克尝试看看
Seriously, I just, I wanna give me and Nick a real shot.
好啊 当然了 没问题
Yeah. Sure. No problem.
谢谢你的理解
Thank you for understanding.
不用客气
Yeah. Of course.
听着 不管你需要什么
Look, man, whatever you need.
嘿 想去管♥理♥员♥的小房♥间里来一炮吗?
Hey, um, you wanna go fuck in the janitor's closet?
搞什么 该死
What the hell? Shit.
但愿别是检查酒驾
Hope it's not a DUI checkpoint.
我们没法掉头 那样肯定被查
We can't turn around. They check for that.
好吧 威尔克森 怎么了
All right. Oh, Wilkerson. What's going on?
路封了 火烧到了145高速路上
Road's closed. Fire jumped Highway 145.
你们得掉头回去
You guys gotta turn around.
我们得过去 我女儿在另一边 - 是啊
We gotta get through. My daughter's on the other side. - Yeah
抱歉 我不能让你们过去
I'm sorry. I can't do it.
消防员们挨家挨户都搜过了
The firemen went door to door.
我肯定他们已经找到她了
I'm sure they found her.
别干招人烦的事 威尔克森
Don't be a dick, Wilkerson.
我不是要招人烦 我这是在尽忠职守好吗
I'm not being a dick. I'm doing my job, all right, Bennett?
那也是尽忠职守咯
Is it like you was doing your job
你以前练习之后穿着内♥裤♥淋浴
after practice when you used to shower in your underwears?
嘿 去你的 老兄
Hey, fuck you, man!
去你的 内♥裤♥队长 - 行了冷静
Fuck you, Captain Underwears! - Okay. Calm down.