中产家庭（2009）

The Middle S08E12

Part 3 Feb. 3, 2021, 11:04 a.m.

Our group is called the duly noted.
我们队叫适当注意
Are you a sorority or a fraternity?
你们是个姐妹会还是兄弟会?
Oh, neither... we're the no-cut a cappella group.
都不是我们是不踢人无伴奏合唱团
I'm sorry, but this is just for real groups.
不好意思只有真正的团体才能报名
Don't get me wrong... you no-cut people are fine
不要误解... 你们不踢人可以
for signing at the old-folks' home
在老年之家演唱
or caroling at the gate of the outdoor pool,
或是在室外泳池门口演唱多没问题
but this is a very serious competition.
但这是个严肃的比赛
Excuse me... where in your bylaws does it say
不好意思... 你们哪条细则说了
No-cut groups can't enter?
不踢人团队不准参加?
Oh, it does... I imagine.
说了... 我想应该说了
But just to make sure, I'll check.
但为了确认我要检查一下
You know, Sue, there's something we haven't thought of
Sue 还有件事我们没想到
that might make no-cut a cappella better.
但可以让不踢人合唱团更好
what? cuts.
什么? 踢人
Brad, we are no-cut a cappella.
Brad 我们是不踢人合唱团
"no-cut" is right there in the name.
"不踢人"名字上写着了
I'm sorry, but Chase is tone-deaf.
不好意思但Chase五音不全
And hannah... I don't know what she's doing,
Hannah... 我不知道她那些是什么动作
but it ain't dance steps.
但那不是舞步
Without those two, we might have a fighting chance.
没他们俩我们也许还有获胜的机会
Look, Brad... I don't know if you remember
听着 Brad... 我不知道你记不记得
How painful high school was, but I do.
高中有多痛苦但我记得
We have to stay no-cut.
我们必须保持不踢人
There has to be a place for people
世上总该有地方
who are only mildly interested in things.
能容纳那些对事物轻微感兴趣的人
Oh, you're right. oh, what was I thinking?
你说得对我在想什么啊?
Wow. Six weeks in New York really darkened my soul.
哇在纽约的六周确实让我的灵魂更黑暗了
Once you've seen a rat with half
一旦你看过一只老鼠
of another rat in its mouth,
嘴里叼着另一只老鼠的残尸
it hardens you.
就会变得铁石心肠
Well, it looks like
好像没有明确规定
there's nothing specific against no-cut groups.
不踢人团体不能参赛的
Apparently, common sense has ruled up until now.
很明显这次常识不太管用了
But if dully noted wants to perform, I can't stop you.
但如果"傻当注意"想表演的话我也不能阻止你们
It's "duly."
是"适当注意"
We'll see about that.
谁知道呢
"The lights grow brighter
"当大地蹒跚着离开太阳时
as the earth lurches away from the sun,
光线变得愈加明亮了
and now the orchestra is playing yellow"...
此刻管弦乐队正在奏黄色鸡尾酒会音乐"...
She's stressing the wrong words!
她的重音读错了!
I didn't hear that sentence. Go back.
我没听清那个句子退回去
En...
呃...
I just don't get how you can "listen" to a book.
我真是搞不懂你是如何做到"听"一本书的
There's no fonts to look at, there's no paper to touch.
看不到所用的字体摸不到实实在在的纸张
They've removed two of the senses,
这样已经使阅读失去了两种感受了
And the truth is sometimes I lick them, so that's three.
而且事实上我有时候还会舔书本所以是三种感受
I don't like this either.
我也不喜欢啊
I'm just doing it for you, because you won't give up books.
我是为了你才这么做的因为你不愿放弃阅读
What if I asked you to give up shrimp?
那要是我要求你放弃大虾呢?
Now you've made it ugly.
这话就扯严重了啊
I'm just saying... if you love someone,
我只是说如果你爱一个人
You shouldn't make them do something they don't want to do.
就不应该强迫他们去做不愿意做的事
Books are my life. you can't expect me to give up
书籍就是我的生命你不能指望我放弃
something that's such a part of me.
我生命中的一部分
Fine.
那好吧
The truth is the audio book wasn't working for me either.
说实话听有声读物也没让我占到任何便宜
I'm not really into books.
我对书籍不感兴趣
I'm more into fashion.
我更加关注时尚
Well, except for "planet nowhere."
你肯定喜欢《无名星球》吧
Never read it.
从没读过
What?! How have we never talked about this?
什么?! 这事我们怎么从未讨论过?
You were reading.
你老在看书啊
Wh... you have to read it!
噢你必须去读读看!
How else are we gonna have a "planet nowhere" wedding?
不然我们怎么举办《无名星球》主题的婚礼?
When I hand you the branch of truth,
我把真理之枝递给你的时候
you're not gonna know what to do!
你都不知道接下来要怎么做!
You don't want to look like an idiot.
你肯定不想看起来像一个白♥痴♥
Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself?
你不觉得这有点操之过急了吗?
Look, "planet nowhere" speaks to me.
听着《无名星球》真的很能打动我
If you don't know those books, you don't know me.
如果你不了解这些书那么你也不了解我
Please, just... read the first chapter.
求你了你就看看第一章吧
Fine. I'll read them for you.
好吧我会为你去读读的
But I better like it,
不过最好我能喜欢上它
or you'll be getting the branch of truth.
否则真理之枝就只能我递给你了
Hey, axl! how's it going?
嘿 axl! 近来如何?
Mr. norwood. I'm good.
Norwood先生我很好
Yeah.
那很好啊
So, tell me where you're from.
那么告诉我你是从哪来的
I'm just kidding, man. Thanks for coming in.
我只是开个玩笑兄弟感谢你能过来
Well, uh, yeah. thanks for meeting with me.
好吧是啊谢谢你能见我
Yeah. seems like just yesterday you were
有一种似乎你昨天还
popping wheelies past my house and now here you are,
踩着脚踏车经过我家屋前今天就来
looking for a job.
找工作了
Yeah, well, uh, it's never too early to start looking.
耶是啊找工作这事永远不会太早
Yeah. Really... never too early.
是的真的... 永远不会太早
I, uh, graduate in four months,
我还有四个月就要毕业了
But, you know, I started the job search way before this.
不过我老早就开始找工作了
Oh, you got to. it is so competitive out there.
噢这是必须的现在外面的竞争太激烈了
Yeah. Hey, let me ask you
是啊嘿让我问你
a really important question.
一个十分重要的问题
Does your dad ever wear those sunglasses that I got him?
你♥爸♥爸戴过那副我送他的太阳眼镜吗?
What?
啥?
No! you know what, never mind.
算了! 没什么你不要在意
It's... forget about it.
忘了这事吧
Let's take a look at this résumé, huh?
现在我们来看看简历吧如何?
Wow, they're really good.
哇哦他们真不错
And nobody's tripped once.
都没有人出错
♪ Carry ooon ♪ Okay, sure, they're phenomenal
♪ 继续下去 ♪ 当然他们很了不起
like Josh Groban and Beyoncé had a baby
就像乔诗·葛洛班和碧昂丝有了一个孩子
and it was this group.
而那孩子就是这个团体一样
But we're good, too!
但是我们也很棒!
♪ Carry o-o-o-n ♪
♪ 继续下去 ♪
Is that a back handspring?
那是后空翻吗?
Oh, my god. Why do we have to follow them?
噢我的天啊为什么我们非得在他们后面表演?
Ugh. I wish we were the group after us.
我希望我们是在我们组之后上台
♪ Carry on, carry on ♪
♪ 继续下去继续下去 ♪
I've never been more nervous in my life.
我这辈子从未这么紧张过
If she doesn't like it, where does that leave us?
就算她不喜这本书那我们要怎么办?
I can't be with someone who doesn't love "planet nowhere."
我不能和一个不喜欢《无名星球》的人在一起
What are the odds of you finding another girl
找到一个喜欢你海喜欢《无名星球》的女孩
Who likes you and "planet nowhere"?
你知道这概率有多小?
You're really threading the needle here, buddy.
你真是在大海捞针啊伙计
Check it out. I crushed it at my interview with Mr. Norwood,
来看看在Norwood先生那里的面试搞定了
So I celebrated by buying myself some work duds.
所以为了庆祝我买♥♥了一身新工装
Oh, look...
噢听着...
it's half past "I'm awesome."
现在时间是 "我酷毙了"
You bought new work clothes before you got the job?
你在正式上岗前就买♥♥了新的工作服?
You don't buy a suit for the job you have.
不要为现在的工作买♥♥工装
You buy a suit for whatever job Mr. Norwood's company does.
要为Norwood先生公♥司♥的工作买♥♥工装
Well, don't heck it up. the job's not yours yet.
先别得意这份工作还不是你的
Oh, it will be.
噢迟早会的
When I go after something, I get it.
我下定决心做点什么的时候总能搬到
Lifeguarding... "Here's your whistle."
当救生员时... "这是您的哨子"
Movie theater... "Welcome to show biz."
在电影院工作时... "欢迎来看剧"
Little Betty? Meet big Axl.
小Betty? 见到了大Axl
Oh, god! what does that mean?!
噢老天! 那是什么意思?!
Relax. she probably just hit the
放轻松她可能只是碰了下椅垫
chair cushion and dust flew up.
弹起来的灰尘呛到她了
If she loves "planet nowhere," then I can love her.
如果她爱《无名星球》那么我也能爱她