最后一个男人（2015）

The Last Man On Earth S01E11

Part 1 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
《最后一个男人》前情提要
You were gonna go skinny dipping?
你们要去裸泳吗
It was a prank.
那是个恶作剧
You just sprayed the wrong dog.
你惹错人了
We should have never gotten married,
我们开始不该结婚
and I'm really, really sorry.
我真的很抱歉
Divorce papers?
离婚协议书
You're better off without me.
我不在时你更好
So the reason Phil and I called you here tonight is
我和菲尔今晚把你们叫来
to let you know that we have made
是为了告诉你们
the mutual decision to get divorced.
我们已经决定离婚了
The big d.
没错离婚
You know, we truly do want what's best for each other.
我们是真的为对方好
Which means we'll be avoiding each other like the plague.
也就是说我们日后会避对方唯恐不及
I'm just kidding.
开玩笑啦
Carol knows that my door is always open.
卡萝尔知道我家大门永远为她敞开
Oh, not as open as my door
哪有我家大门敞得那么开
that you promised to fix but never did.
你一直答应我会修结果一直不修
We'll never lose this.
我们还是朋友
This is, uh, here to stay.
就是这样
Hey, to Carol.
敬卡萝尔
I sincerely hope you find the happiness
我真心祝愿你能找到
that I was never able to give you.
我没能给你的那份幸福
And... and I mean that.
我是真心的
And to Phil.
敬菲尔
Thank you for three wonderful weeks of marriage.
谢谢你给了我三周美好的结婚生活
Three weeks...?! Specifically the first day
三周特别是开始的一天半
and a half was really something.
真的挺有意思
Hear, hear.
同意
Ah, enough chit-chat.
说够了
Who wants to dance?
有人想跳舞吗
Hit it, Gail.
上吧盖尔
Carol, I'm throwing paint into a wood chipper
卡萝尔我现在正无缘无故
right now, for no reason!
往木材削片机里丢颜料
Just mindless, messy fun.
就是没头没脑乱玩
'Cause I don't have to answer to anybody anymore!
因为再也没有人管着我了
Anybody!
没有人
oh, shoot.
见鬼
Ugh, whatever.
算了
Come in.
请进
Gail.
盖尔
Hey, Phil.
你好啊菲尔
Hey, indeed. Hey, indeed.
是我挺好
What can I do you for?
有事能为你效劳吗
I did not realize
我之前不知道
that you and Carol were only married for three weeks.
原来你三周前才和卡萝尔结婚
That puts kind of a different little spin on things.
这可就大不一样了
Oh, yeah?
是吗
Oh, yeah.
是的
I just thought I'd come by
我就是过来问问你
and see if maybe you wanted to have a little fun.
想不想去找点乐子
Well, you know.
你知道的
I love fun, you know?
我最喜欢乐子了
Big fun enthusiast.
简直是乐子的狂饭
What you, uh...
你...
Whatcha thinkin' 'bout, uh, fun-wise?
你想怎么找乐子呢
I'm sure we can think of something.
我们肯定能想到点什么的
Oh, God, no doubt.
老天那当然
Two adults searching for fun.
两个成年人找乐子
Yeah, prospects are good.
那可有很多乐子可找呢
So, uh...
那么...
We talking, like...
你是想...
Watch a movie or...?
看个电影呢还是...
No, Phil, I don't want to watch a movie.
不菲尔我不想看电影
Wh-why? Do you want to watch a movie?
怎怎么你想看电影吗
No, no, I just want to do whatever you want to do.
不不你想做什么我就做什么
You know, whatever's in that mind of yours.
你怎么想我怎么做
Well, Phil, you are in luck,
菲尔那你可真走运
because a couple of very detailed plans
因为我刚刚想到了几个
just popped into my head.
特别详细的计划
Why don't you, uh, debrief me?
不如你跟我说说看咯
That can be arranged.
没问题啊
Hey, guys.
伙计们
Just picking up more of my stuff.
我来拿我剩下的东西
Divorce, right?
离婚嘛对吧
Carol, now's not the... the best time.
卡萝尔现在不太合适
Oh, don't mind me.
不用管我
You guys just go back to what you were doing.
你们继续嘛
Why don't I come back later?
不如我等会儿再来
Say around 3:00?
你觉得三点如何
Might be up doing some chores in my bedroom about that time.
也许那时我正在我卧室里做点什么呢
Well, why don't we just meet up there?
那我们到时就你卧室见咯
Okay.
好啊
See you later, Phil.
回见咯菲尔
A little breakfast for my lady.
给我的女王陛下准备的早餐
Aw. Thank you, Todd.
谢谢你陶德
You know how I love butt pancakes.
你知道我最喜欢屁♥股♥形煎饼了
Oh, woops. Sorry.
对了抱歉
An upside down butt. Yep.
倒过来的屁♥股♥ 对啊
Even better.
好多了
Well, I hope you like it.
希望你喜欢
And I mean that from the bottom of my upside down butt.
我说这话可是发自我屁♥股♥深处的
What?
怎么了
Nothing, I just...
没什么我只是
I'm happier than I've ever been.
我从来没这么开心过
It's all because of you.
这都是因为你
Todd...
陶德
No, I mean it... You know?
不我说真的你知道吗
When I was out there, you know,
我原来一个人的时候
the world was dark and empty.
世界又黑暗又空虚
Then you came along, and you filled it with light.
然后你来了就像一道光照进了我心里
I guess what I'm saying is...
大概我想说的其实是...
I love you, Melissa.
梅丽莎我爱你
Todd...
陶德
Thank you.
谢谢
You're welcome.
不用谢
Hey, Phil.
菲尔
G'day, Erica.
你好啊艾瑞卡
G'day, cow.
你好啊奶牛
Someone's in a good mood.
看来有人心情很不错呢
Oh, is she talking to you, girl?
她是在说你吗姑娘
You in a good moooooood?
你心情很好哞~~~
A little cow humor.
奶牛小玩笑啦
So single life's treating you well?
看来你很享受单身生活嘛
Oh, yeah.
那当然
Breaking up was definitely in...
我们分手了绝对是
in everybody's best interest, you know?
对大家来说是件好事
And I wish Carol all the best.
我希望卡萝尔好好的
And she does the same for me.
她也希望我好好的
She's a good kid.
她是个好人
And I'm a good kid.
我也是个好人
We're good kids.
我们都是好人
Hey, so I was thinking about going on a hike later,
我准备一会儿去登山
at this bluff I found.
去我发现的一处绝壁
Yeah? Do you have any interest in that?
是吗你有兴趣吗
I'll call that bluff any day of the week, you know?
管它悬崖绝壁随时都可以
Love to go on a hike with you.
很乐意和你一起去登山
Big hiking enthusiast.
我可是登山的狂饭呢
Got all the gear, got the mindset.
装备我有心态我有
Let's do it, let's do it.
走吧走吧