最后一个男人（2015）

The Last Man On Earth S01E04

Part 2 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:04 p.m.

So what-what's in that?
里面都有什么
Well, you got your raisin balls, canned tomato sauce
葡萄干球罐装番茄酱
mint chutney and then potato chips for mouth feel.
薄荷辣酱还有土豆片
You want to try some?
试试吗
Yes. Okay.
好啊好的
Let's get all that tomato sauce and then...
来点番茄酱然后
It's a juicy one.
这个汁水丰富
I knew you'd love it.
我就知道你会喜欢
Phil, what's taking you so long?
菲尔你怎么还不下来
Be right down.
马上就来
He's probably deciding between his cargo shorts and his sweat pants.
他可能在想到底穿工装短裤还是长运动裤
I'm predicting cargo shorts.
我猜应该是工装短裤
But you never know with Phil.
但菲尔总让人猜不透
Could be sweat pants, too. I don't know.
也有可能是长运动裤谁知道呢
Hello, ladies.
女士们好
Phil Miller. What's gotten into you?
菲尔·米勒你怎么了
I don't know what you're talking about, Carol.
我不知道你在说什么卡萝尔
Just coming down for dinner, as I do.
我就是来吃个晚饭而已
So you got rid of the beard.
你刮胡子了
Yes, I did.
是啊
Thought that was kind of cool.
我觉得那胡子挺棒的
You did? Oh.
是吗
Yeah, your chin is... too pointy.
是啊你的下巴太尖了
You just need something to smooth it out.
你需要东西修饰一下
And you feel the same... way about that?
你也这么...觉得吗
Yeah, you look smaller. Weaker.
你看起来更小了更弱了
M'kay...
好吧
Who do you look like?
你到底像谁啊
Quentin Tarantino.
昆汀·塔伦蒂诺[导演]
Uh, okay, yeah, yeah. I don't see that, but...
好吧我不觉得但是...
K.D. Lang, isn't it? Oh, K.D.... It's K.D. Lang.
凯蒂莲对吧对凯蒂莲
K.D. Lang, the-the female country singer?
凯蒂莲那个女乡村歌♥手吗
Yeah.
对啊
Well, I like it.
我挺喜欢这样的
Well, you don't have to look at it.
那是因为你不用天天看
I guess I don't.
好像是哦
Uh, shall we eat?
可以开饭了吗
So, uh... Tell us more about yourself.
多跟我们说说你自己吧
Who is Melissa...
梅丽莎到底是谁
What's your last name?
你姓什么
Shart. Sharp?
夏特夏普吗
Shart.
是夏特
Shart.
夏特啊
Beautiful name.
好名字
So who is Melissa Shart? What makes her tick?
那么梅丽莎·夏特是谁她有何特别之处
Well, I grew up in Akron.
我在亚克朗长大
Ohio. Yes.
俄亥俄州对
Yup. And then went to UNLV.
棒然后去了内华达大学拉斯维加斯分校
Go Runnin' Rebels.
奔跑叛逆者队加油
Yeah, that's the mascot.
没错那是球队吉祥物
I know it well. I know it well.
我很了解我很了解
Our mascot was St. Peter.
我们的吉祥物是圣彼得
I went to a catholic university.
我上的是天主教大学
He was fierce.
他超棒的
Go on. Go on.
继续继续
Well, I was a real estate agent.
我是地♥产♥经纪
So if you're looking to move,
所以如果你们要搬家的话
right now's a buyer's market.
现在正是时候
That's very funny. That's a good joke.
真有趣这笑话不错
No, but it's been weird. It's been hard.
不很奇怪最近日子很难过
No, no, no. I know. We shouldn't joke about that.
不不不我知道我们不该开这个玩笑的
But we have to laugh about it.
但我们必须笑
Best medicine. Got to laugh. Got to joke about it.
最佳良药啊要大笑要开玩笑
Yeah. Yeah.
是啊是啊
Hey, I-I just want to apologize for smashing up your limo.
我只是想说抱歉撞坏了你的豪华轿车
I feel just awful about that.
我心里很不好受
Don't even worry about it. I don't care about that thing.
别多想了我根本不在乎那个
You sure? Now, if had been my old VW Bug,
真的吗如果是我原来那辆大众甲壳虫的话
we would've had a problem.
我肯定跟你没完
Wait, you used to have a VW Bug?
等等你原来有辆大众甲壳虫吗
Yeah. I used to have a VW Bug!
是啊我原来也有辆大众甲壳虫
You did? Yeah, I did.
是吗是啊
That's such a fun thing to have in common.
真有趣好巧啊
Yeah. Couple of bug owners here.
是啊一对甲壳虫车主
Yeah.
是啊
Which one did you have?
你的是哪一款
Okay, well, full disclosure,
好吧我老实交代吧
it was actually my buddy's sister's Bug.
那其实是我兄弟的姐姐的甲壳虫
And it was a... a jetta.
我的是是一辆捷达
But, uh, God, I logged some serious hours in there.
但是天呐我开了很久
Love those things.
超喜欢
Great cars. Yeah.
都是好车啊是啊
So, uh, Melissa, were you married in the old world?
梅丽莎你原来结过婚吗
Yes, I was married once to a jerk named Greg.
我嫁过一个叫格雷格的混♥蛋♥
Cheated on me with a cop.
他出轨了对象是个警♥察♥
Friggin' cheaters.
最讨厌出轨的了
I'm so sorry you went through that.
很遗憾你有一段如此痛苦的回忆
No, it was all for the best.
没事其实这样对我也好
Yeah. He wasn't my type anyway.
是啊反正他不是我的菜
And what is your type?
那你喜欢哪一型的
Just a man's man. A provider.
真男人能养家糊口有担当的
Duly noted.
我就是
For... Carol, you know?
是对卡萝尔
Trying to make myself a better husband for that woman.
我一直想让自己成为一个更好的丈夫
And you should.
是该如此
'Cause Carol, you seem like a really great lady.
因为卡萝尔你真是个好姑娘
Thank you.
谢谢
Well, and I-I think Greg's crazy,
我觉得格雷格一定是疯了
because you, Melissa, are a catch.
因为梅丽莎你简直是性感尤物啊
Like, a Moby Dick-sized catch.
性感到冒烟的那种尤物
Moby Dick?
只是冒烟吗
Try Moby double Dick.
应该是性感到喷火吧
Well, I'm gonna get to bed.
我要睡觉了
Thank you, dinner was...
谢谢你们晚餐很...
Thank you.
谢谢
Walk you home? I'm good.
用我送你回去吗我一个人就行了
How about another group hug?
不如我们再抱抱一个吧
Rain check.
以后再抱吧
Well, I'm gonna collect.
那我以后再找你收
Believe you me.
你要相信我
Like a tax man collecting hug tax.
就好像税务员征收拥抱税
I will collect.
我一定会收的
So, you ready to take the train to repopulation station?
你准备乘上繁衍人类的列车咣咣咣了吗
Without your beard, you're like a whole new man.
剃了胡子你真是焕然一新啊
It's like I'm cheating on my husband.
跟你上♥床♥就好像背着我老公偷腥
Which I would never, ever do.
那种事我永远不会做的
Yeah, uh, look, I'm sorry, Carol,
不好意思卡萝尔
I-I really don't feel like it tonight.
今晚真的没有那个兴致
I think I ate something that didn't agree with me.
我好像吃坏了什么东西
Is it diarrhea?
你要拉肚子吗
Carol, can we please not talk about this?
卡萝尔我们能不谈这个吗
Phil, I'm your wife, and I want you to know
菲尔我是你老婆你要知道
that you can always tell me about your diarrhea.
你要是拉肚子了可以尽管告诉我
Carol... You can, and I'll tell you if I ever have it.
卡萝尔我拉肚子了我也会告诉你的
It's part of the deal.
婚姻就是如此
It's why people get married.
所以大家才结婚啊
So they can tell each other stuff like that.
结婚就是为了能告诉彼此那种事
Carol, look, I don't have diarrhea, okay?
卡萝尔我没拉肚子
My stomach is just upset.
我只是胃不舒服
But I promise you, as your husband,
但我向你保证作为你老公