最后一个男人（2015）

The Last Man On Earth S01E09

Part 2 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:05 p.m.

Oprah quality.
质感一流
So, uh, tell me about yourselves.
跟我说说你们的故事吧
Erica, do I detect a little accent?
艾瑞卡我听你口音有点不同
Yes, you do, Phil.
没错菲尔
I thought as much.
果然如此
I was born in Sydney
我出生在悉尼
and I moved to Brisbane and then Adelaide and...
后来搬去了布里斯本然后阿德莱德
Crikey. That's a lot of places.
天呐你去过不少地方呀
Now, Gail, how 'bout you?
那盖尔你呢
Oh, I'm just... a dumb little country girl
我就是北卡罗来纳州威明顿的
from Wilmington, North Carolina.
一个有点呆呆的小镇姑娘
Now, Gail, I can already tell that you are very intelligent.
盖尔我觉得你挺聪明的
You are the smart one-- those billboards.
你才是真正聪明的人那些标牌
That was genius.
简直是太机智了
I don't know about genius. E = MC squared.
机智什么的称不上啦 E=MC^2
"I" before "E" except after "C."
通常拼写单词时I在E前除非I前出现了C
Sorry, that just popped out.
抱歉脱口而出了
Anyway, my hubby and I had a restaurant on the waterway there.
话说回来我丈夫和我以前经营一家水路餐厅
Oh, my God. I love restaurants.
我的天我超爱餐厅的
Love waterways, too.
水路也喜欢
Yeah. And, uh, how did the two of you guys meet?
是的你们俩是怎么遇到的
Well, after the virus, I started doing things on my bucket list.
病毒爆发后我开始完成我的愿望清单
And, um, we ran into each other at the White House.
我们俩在白宫遇上了
I'm kind of a political nerd.
我超级迷政♥治♥
Oh, me, too! Oh, donkeys and elephants.
好巧我也是驴党和象党
Love 'em both. Love the process.
俩我都喜欢喜欢选举过程
So, anyway, we've been traveling together ever since.
不管怎样之后我们就结伴旅行了
This is crazy.
真是太疯狂了
We thought we were the only two people left on Earth.
我们还以为地球上没别的活人了呢
So I guess,
看来
uh, that's the end of that... chapter.
那个阶段已经结束了
Of course, maybe Phil's not even into girls.
当然也许菲尔都不喜欢女生呢
"Maybe Phil isn't into girls."
也许菲尔都不喜欢女生呢
I got news for you, lady.
告诉你们一个消息女士们
I'm v... Yeah, very much into girls.
我非非常喜欢女生
Well, I got to have some more of that champagne
我得再多弄点香槟来
or I'm literally gonna die.
不然我真的会死的
I got it. I got it.
我来吧我来吧
Here you go.
给
Phil. You were married?
菲尔你结婚了吗
You don't have to answer.
你不必回答的
There's no need to dredge up the past.
没必要对过去的事追根究底
Gail's right. The past is the past.
盖尔说得对过去的就过去吧
To the future.
敬未来
You know what? I-I should probably head out for a few.
你们知道吗我最好出去一下
Oh, no. Did we scare you off?
不我们吓到你了吗
Oh, no, no, no. I just got to go deal with some stuff.
不不不我只是需要去处理点事情
You know, feed the meter, check the stove, drop by the bank.
付下车费检查一下炉子去一趟银行
Do you want to come back for dinner?
那你要回来吃晚餐吗
I would love to come to dinner.
我很乐意过来吃晚餐
So... I will see you guys in a couple hours.
那过会儿见咯
To the future.
敬未来
There you are.
你回来啦
Where have you been?
你去哪儿了
I've been worried sick about you.
我担心死了
Uh, just out getting you your items.
就是去买♥♥齐你要的东西
You got the toilet paper.
你买♥♥厕纸了
Well, that's not all.
不仅如此
I got you everything on your shopping list, you know.
你购物单上的我都买♥♥齐了
Uh, and not out of obligation or guilt.
我不是出于义务或者愧疚买♥♥的
Definitely not out of guilt.
绝对不是出于愧疚
Hotel sundries? I love this stuff!
酒店的杂件我超爱这个
Wait, Phil, what were you doing at a hotel?
等等菲尔你去酒店干什么
Meeting your mistress?
见你的情妇吗
Carol... Oh, oh, Carol... Good one.
卡萝尔卡萝尔真好笑
Phil, I'm not a dummy.
菲尔我不蠢
We both know what you were up to today.
你今天去干什么了你我心知肚明
We do?
是吗
Yeah.
是啊
You were finding your smile.
你去找回你的笑容了
You got out of the house, you had a little alone time,
你走出家门独处了一会儿
and you started to find your smile.
然后你就开始重拾笑容了
Yeah. You know that term?
是啊你知道这句话吗
Finding your smile? It's from City Slickers.
找回笑容这是《城市乡巴佬》里的台词
The movie City Slickers? Yeah.
那部电影吗是啊
Okay.
好吧
Bill Crystal's having some life problems,
比利·克里斯特尔生活上诸事不顺
so he goes to a dude ranch to find his smile.
然后他就去牧场上重拾笑容了
And...? Oh, he finds it.
然后呢他找回了笑容
Oh, good for him.
太棒了
Yeah, he just needed to get away. Good.
是啊他就是需要放松一下好啊
You know, Carol, maybe you're right.
卡萝尔也许你说得对
Having a little time to myself today
我今天独处了一下
really got my juices flowing.
真的畅快多了
I mean, I'm like a frigging juice factory right now.
我觉得我现在身体里充满了正能量
Well, your juices should never go stagnant.
你体内的能量绝不能停滞不动
I mean, they could coagulate.
虽然它们可能会凝结
Yeah! No, they could.
没错它们可能会这样
They could, they could.
可能会可能会
You know, what if I were to go do some camping tonight?
你觉得我今晚去野营一下怎么样
You know, get out there and...
你懂的走出家门
and really look at the man in the mirror?
好好的审视一下自己
'Cause I found, like, a little Mona Lisa smile today.
因为我觉得我现在的笑容还比较浅
But I want to find a real toothy grin, you know?
但我想要开怀大笑那种你懂吗
I say go for it, Phil.
你尽管去吧菲尔
Whatever you're doing, it's working.
不管你在做什么都起作用了
So keep doing it.
所以你要继续做
I-Is that an order?
你这是命令我吗
Big time!
尽情玩
'Cause when you smile, I smile.
你开心我也开心
Now git.
快滚
That's what they say on the dude ranch.
度假牧场里大家都这么说
To the doggies.
对狗狗说的
Okay, well, see ya, and I would want to be ya,
好回见好想跟你一样
'cause you're great.
你简直太棒
Oh, thanks, Phil.
谢谢菲尔
Later.
回见
What about your camping gear?
你的露营设备呢
Your smile and the moon.
你的微笑和月亮
That's my camping gear.
就是我的露营设备
Well, then here's a big one to get you through the night.
那我再给你大笑一个让你夜晚不孤单
It's a good pic.
拍得很棒
Guys, hear me out. I am aware that, on paper,
大家听我说我知道理论上
this whole Gail and Erica situation looks super dicey.
我跟盖尔和艾瑞卡这种状况很危险
But look, I asked God for a do-over
但是我请求上帝重新来过
and then, like, seconds later, these women showed up.
然后瞬间这俩女人就出现了
That seems like an incredibly clear sign to me.
这个征兆是什么意思再明显不过了
And Carol specifically asked me to keep doing what I'm doing.
卡萝尔特别让我继续我正在做的事
Now, I know that I withheld a few key facts from her,
我知道我有几点重要情况没跟她说
but the bottom line is I think leading this double life
但至少我觉得过这种双重生活
is gonna make Phil Miller a better husband to her.
会让菲尔·米勒成为一个更好的丈夫
Okay? When I smile, she smiles.
是吧我开心她也开心
But, look, hey, I want to hear your take on this, okay?
但是我想听听你们的意见
If you think I'm making a mistake right now,
如果你们觉得我这样不对
please say so.
一定跟我说
No?
没人吗
Nobody?
没人想发言吗
All right, don't be shy. This is a free speech zone.
不要害羞大家可以畅所欲言
Always has been, always will be.
以前是现在是将来也是
All right, okay.
好吧