大世界之旅（2016）

Can you see cars? -No.
我足够高 能看到里面是铁矿石
I'm tall enough to see iron ore.
全是铁矿石
Iron ore, iron ore.
那是什么 -人
What's that? -People.
伙计们 那是守车
Chaps, that is the guard's van.
那是最后一节车厢了 -是的 但你看它前面
That is the end. -Look what's in front...
什么 守车前面吗 -没错 快看
In front of the guard's van? -Yes. Look. Look,
那是一节平板车厢 是不同类型的车厢
that's a flatbed one, that's a different type of carriage.
上边放着三样东西
There's three things on it.
耶
Yeah!
这就是我们的车了
They are the cars.
火车慢慢停了下来
The train came to a halt,
我们估计它不会停很久
and as we assumed it would be setting off again quite soon,
所以要赶紧把车卸下来
we had to work quickly to get our cars off.
该怎么办 我毫无头绪
So what do you do? I've no clue.
通常而言 比如在霍恩比铁路上
What normally happens with cars on a flatbed like this,
会把平板车厢开到旁轨 放上斜坡
on a Hornby railway, is you put it in a siding with a ramp
然后车从斜坡开下来 -没错
and then you drive them onto the ramp and down.
但这节车厢后边有守车 -是的
But they've got the guard's van behind. Yes.
有守车 不可能直接卸车
He's not gonna set off without his guard's van, is he?
但我们可以把这两节车厢一起向后推
No, so that all goes, presumably back to-There must be a turn there.
怎么推 -肯定有调车机车
We can't push it. -There'll be a shunter.
这就是一个全尺寸的列车组
This is basically a full-sized train set.
另一条铁轨上肯定有调车机车 铁路都是这样
There'll be a shunter on the other line, that's how railways work.
找到调车机车后
Having found a shunter train,
詹姆斯尽他所能用法语和司机交谈
James spoke to its driver in his best French.
晚上好(意大利语) #￥%…&*…@~?
"Buona sera. Passo il oh il to oh shuntero?"
听着像是...
That sounds a bit...
可能是詹姆斯和调车机车来了
That could be James coming with a shunting engine, fully erect.
如果让他驾驶 他肯定乐坏了
If he's driving it, yeah, he'll have blown the engine.
光是登上机车就能让他嗨起来
If he's on it, he will be more aroused.
调车机车
Shunting engine.
他在上面 -伙计们 我在调车机车上
He's on it! -I'm on the shunter!
刚刚经过的 绝对是一个"鸡"动不已的老男人
Properly three-legged old man went past.
太爽了
Oh yes!
难道这突然成了 詹姆斯梅这辈子最美好的一天了
Is this the best day of James May's life all of a sudden?
这就是他的游乐场 -对他来说就是全尺寸玩具
He's got an entire railway network. -Actual full-sized train set.
如果你拥有过霍恩比列车组模型
If you've ever had a Hornby train set
那你肯定会清楚它的原理
you'll know exactly how this works. There we go.
他来了 他来了
Oh, here he comes, here he comes.
这时来了一名工作人员 轮到我炫法语了
With a train worker approaching, it was now my turn to roll out the French.
先生
Monsieur.
谢谢 -您...您...
Merci. -Vous vous...
我想要...您...
Je voudrais vous
让您...
you to...
解开
uncouple.
与此同时 詹姆斯也过来了
And meanwhile, here comes James.
我就是来看看你们在搞什么...
I was coming to see which bit you were...
他是世界上最快乐的人
I've never seen anybody happier.
噢噢 要动了 快上快上
Oh, he's going. Go on, get on it.
快逃 -好可怕
Run away! -Horror!
一档是吧 -对对 -走起
One. -One, one, one. -Here we go.
詹姆斯亲自驾驶着调车机车
At the wheel of his big blue shunter engine,
将我们的车厢和守车推入旁轨
James pushed our cars and the guard's van into a siding,
卸下了平板车厢...
detached the car wagon...
向前推 松开刹车
So now, forwards. Release brake.
然后将守车重新接回火车上
...and then reattached the guard's van to the train,
火车搭载了更多乘客之后 再度启程
which, having taken on more passengers, set off again.
再见
Au revoir.
再见了朋友们
Au revoir, mes amis.
夕阳西下 我们要抓紧时间卸车
With the sun setting, we then had to get our cars off the wagon.
这需要用到站里一辆破旧不堪的叉车
Which meant firing up the station's extremely old and broken telehandler
以及我的农场技能
and deploying my farming skills.
再来一点点 停
Tiny bit more... stop.
这是不是我们第一次 尝试做成了一件事
Is this the first time we've ever tried to do something properly?
我们还没做成呢
We haven't done it yet.
再来一点点 好了
Tiny bit more. That's it.
然后我开始卸另外两辆车
I then set about retrieving the other two.
詹姆斯 我觉得你的车可能比我的重
I think your car might be heavier than mine, James.
往下放 往下 -安全
Down you go. Down.
告诉我什么时候好
Tell me when I'm clear.
我觉得可以了 -可以了
I think you're all right. -That'll do.
嘿 我们搞定了
We've done it.
我们成功把三辆车带到毛里塔尼亚了
We've got all three cars into Mauritania.
第二天早上 经过短暂炎热且没有酒水的睡眠后
The next morning, after a short and hot, drink-free sleep,
我们相聚在一起 检查车辆的改装
we assembled to examine our modifications.
先说说我的捷豹F-Type
Starting with my Jaguar F-Type.
老实说 我有点失望
I'm a bit disappointed if I'm honest.
跟我想象的不太一样
It hasn't worked out quite how I imagined.
你想象的是什么
What did you imagine?
就是上世纪70 80年代的小孩们...
Well, you know in the 70s and 80s, -kids,
也就是我们... -我们 对
when I say kids... us. -Us. Yeah.
你会为自己的福特Escort买♥♥宽轮拱
You'd buy flared wheel arches for your Escort
但却发现自己没钱买♥♥足够大的车轮填满轮拱
and then you couldn't afford to buy big enough wheels to fill them.
是的 就是这种离谱的外观
Yes, net result it looks ridiculous.
然后绕到这辆车后面
When you come round the back...
看上去有5米宽
It's roughly 18-feet-wide at the back.
如果我没有费心去换轮拱的话...
If I hadn't have bothered with the wheel ar...
如果你没打算换更大的轮胎
Why put the wheel arches on?
就不要装这样的轮拱
You haven't got wheels to fill them.
但是 暂且不谈这些 这还是一辆"捷捷捷捷豹"
Despite everything, it's still a "Jaaaag".
确实是"捷捷捷捷豹"
It actually says "Jaaaag".
我把车标也改了
I've changed the badge.
不 你改的是"车车车车标"
You've changed the "baaaadge".
然后我在引擎盖上装了犀鸟嘴一样的凸起
And then I've got the hornbill on the bonnet
因为我加高了空气过滤器 -好的
coz I've lifted the air filters up. Yeah.
我还加装了Stratos灯组
Then I've gone for the Stratos light pack.
你这是在忙着为自家的丑孩子找补吧
You're busy explaining your ugly baby, aren't you?
这些讲究的是个美学
These are aesthetics.
没错 说起美学 哈蒙德
Yes, and when it comes to aesthetics, Hammond,
你是最危险的一个
you're on very, very thin ice.
说实话 确实是 -慢着
You are actually. -Hold on a moment.
别来那套 这就是一辆伦敦出租车
No, there is no 'hold on a moment', you've brought a Metro cab.
你们想知道这是什么车吗 -是一辆被糟蹋了的阿斯顿马丁DB9
Do you wanna know what it is? It's an Aston Martin DB9, ruined.
你应该称呼它为"被糟蹋号♥"
'The Ruined' is what you should call it.
我的车只是轻度损坏 你的完全被糟蹋了
Mine is mildly spoiled, yours is totally ruined.
我不要听废话 最重要的是
Noise, noise, noise. Headlines:
这是一辆可以住进去的阿斯顿马丁
it's an Aston Martin you can live in.
这是一顶帐篷 展开就是一座房♥子
That is a tent, it folds out, it's a house.
我住在阿斯顿马丁街1号♥
I live at number 1, Aston Martin Street.
这是顶帐篷 -是的
That's a tent? -That's a tent.
太漂亮了 像鲨鱼一样 看起来很隐秘
This is beautiful, it looks like a shark, it looks stealthy.
不好意思...
Sorry...
它充满了潜力 而这种潜力就是能住进去
It's filled with potential and that potential is to live in it.
你为什么要给它装上 碳纤维的"双胸"
And why have you given it carbon fibre breasts?
因为我抬高了前面的进气口
Because I've raised the air intakes at the front.
和我那犀鸟装饰是一个道理 -是的
Oh, so it's the same as my hornbill arrangement.
这就是它的作用 而且我抬高了悬挂系统
Yeah, so that's what that's doing. And then I've raised the suspension.
你还准备了照明设备 -够了
You've got your lighting rig. -That's enough.
我们去看看我的车吧
We will go and look at my car...
我不想讨论你的车
I don't want to talk about your car.
不 你肯定想 在这边 -不 我不想
No, you do. -No I don't. -This way.
好样的 詹姆斯 毫无疑问 这辆车相当漂亮
Well done, James, that is unquestionably
比原版更漂亮 -确实
a good-looking car. -It does.
你甚至还给它加上了漂亮的条纹 -没错
You've even put nice stripes on it. -I have.
我一直不喜欢这款车的外观
I've never liked the look of this car.
但现在不一样了
But now you do.
外观确实改进了
That actually is improved.
你的...空气过滤器是怎么装的
Where's your-How have you got your air filters up?
其实这不是原厂引擎盖
Actually the bonnet is different.
它的灵感来源是MC12引擎盖