大世界之旅（2016）

And this was the even more determined sound
传出的更加坚定的声音
of the 75-year-old Crosley.
天啊 太糟糕了
Holy shit, that's terrible.
詹姆斯梅 你踩地板油了吗？
James May, are you flat out?
是的 时速61公里
Yes. 38 mph.
Oh!
我的天啊
Oh my God!
Errrr...
39
39...
Errrr...
39
39.
天啊 大货车跟在我屁♥股♥后面
Oh, God, massive lorry up my chuff.
不要！
No!
Argh!
不妙！
Holy shit!
我的天啊 他的车差点翻了
God, strewth, that nearly rolled over.
看到同事显然处于危险之中
Seeing that our colleague was clearly in peril,
我们决定把他抛弃
we decided to leave him behind.
再见 詹姆斯
Bye, James.
好的 行驶2300公里 穿越四个国家
Right, 1,400 miles to go, across 4 countries.
波兰 斯洛伐克 匈牙利 斯洛文尼亚
我们将深入曾经的铁幕背后
We're going to be behind what used to be the Iron Curtain...
也可能在我们结束时 仍然是铁幕
and what might still be the Iron Curtain by the time we finish.
格但斯克 波兹南
我们的第一个停留点是在赛车场
Our first stop-off was at a racetrack a couple of hundred miles away
位于波兹南市附近几百公里处
near the city of Poznan,
也就是说 我们有足够的时间 来聊聊我们的车
which meant we had plenty of time to discuss our cars.
杰里米 趁着我们巡航 我问一下
Jeremy, a question whilst we cruise.
对
Yeah.
希♥特♥勒♥先生 不是梅赛德斯SSK的粉丝吗？
Wasn't a Mr A. Hitler a fan of a Mercedes SSK?
不是 因为SSK产于上世纪30年代初 当时希♥特♥勒♥只是一名下士
No, because the SSK was from the early 30s when Hitler was a corporal
当年 下士肯定买♥♥不起SSK
and corporals couldn't have afforded an SSK.
但这并不意味着他不喜欢SSK
It doesn't mean he wasn't a fan of it.
所以你开的是一辆塑料制成的
So you're driving a plastic, unconvincing replica
希♥特♥勒♥爱车的拙劣复♥制♥品
of a car Hitler loved.
不是的
No.
真的不是
I'm just not.
你能想象 在克罗斯利里是什么样子吗？
Can you imagine what it's like in the Crosley?
我觉得我想象不出来
Do you know, I don't think I actually can.
准备迎接滑流
Brace for slipstream.
Arghh!
这太离谱了
This is madness.
排量724cc
724cc.
这个主意他是从哪里想到的？
Where did he come up with that idea?
我不知道 难道用一升有什么问题吗？
What was wrong with - I don't know - 1 litre?
天啊
Oh Jeez!
在前面许多公里处 我们已经离开了高速公路…
Many miles ahead, we'd left the motorway
正在开车经过导游所说的
and were driving through what the tour guides say
波兰的第二大森林
is Poland's second biggest wood.
想想看 哈蒙德 仅仅一天 我们就看过了格但斯克
Think about it, Hammond, in one day, we've seen
也就是波罗的海第二繁忙的港口
Gdańsk, the second busiest port in the Baltic and now
现在我们又身处波兰第二大森林
we're in Poland's second biggest wood.
我知道 太棒了 而且我喜欢第二大或第二好的
I know. It's amazing. I love second biggest or best.
因为当第一很容易 只要做得更大或更好就行 但第二
Because first is easy, just make it bigger or better,
里塞德
终于从森林中钻出来之后
Having eventually emerged from the trees,
我们到达了波兹南赛道
we arrived at the Poznan racetrack.
威尔曼先生 安排我们参加当地的一场比赛
Mr Wilman has booked us in to take part in some local racing, which is great
这很好 因为 众所周知 我们堪比大使 这是一种文化交流
because we're like ambassadors. This is a cultural exchange.
只不过没有文化 或任何可以交流的东西
Without the culture or anything to exchange.
这是一条令人印象深刻的赛道 现代便利设施应有尽有
It was an impressive circuit.With all mod cons.
过滤器 垃圾
但真正的惊喜在维修区等着我们
But the real treat was waiting for us in the pits.
我知道这些是什么
I know what these are. - Race cars?
他们都是赛车 -我知道都是复活节方程式
They're Formula Easter.
那是…铁幕后的产物 -你记得吗…没错
Just behind the Iron Curtain. - Exactly.
这基本上就是 苏联对于方程式赛车的回应
This is basically the Soviet Union's answer to Formula 1.
这些赛车跑遍70、80年代
Running throughout the 70s and 80s,
当时的铁幕牢牢竖起
when the Iron Curtain was very firmly drawn,
而复活节方程式 见证了来自苏联各集团国家的车队
Formula Easter saw teams from Soviet bloc countries
互相比赛…
race against each other.
大家充满激♥情♥和勇气 但资源却非常有限
With a lot of passion and bravery, but very few resources.
动力来自经过调校的 1点3升拉达发动机
Power came from tuned up 1.3 litre Lada engines.
赛车悬挂 出自东德小型货车
The suspension from East German minivans.
转向齿条来自东德的特拉班汽车…
The steering rack started life in Trabants.
而且一套轮胎必须能支撑整个赛季
The set of tyres had to last a whole season.
波兰队经济非常困难 以至于赛车迷和波兰同胞
The Polish team was so hard up that motor sport fan and fellow Pole
以及教皇约翰保罗二世 不得不购买♥♥波兰队的头盔
Pope John Paul II had to buy their helmets.
尽管存在这种修补再利用的障碍
But despite this make-do and mend handicap,
复活节方程式比赛 还是为那些整周排队买♥♥面包的人们
Formula Easter provided an exciting distraction for people
提供了一个令人兴奋的消遣活动
who'd spent all week queueing for a loaf of bread.
我一直想看看这些赛车
I've always wanted to see these cars.
我听说过这些车 也看到过文章 -是的
I've heard about them, you read about them.
他们当年只有一张 1968年拍摄的很模糊的照片
All they had was a fuzzy photograph taken in 1968,
拍的是欧洲赛道上的欧洲赛车
at a European racetrack,
看起来有点像那样
of a European racing car. A bit like that.
“我想要一辆那个” -好的 “想要一辆吗？
"I want one of those." - Yeah, "I want one of those,
“但我只有拉达引擎”
but I've only got a Lada engine."
人类的聪明才智 可以取得如此伟大的成就
It's great what human ingenuity can achieve, isn't it?
决心
Determination.
我知道他们是怎么做… 我知道他们是怎么做鞋子的
I know what they did for shoes.
你知道拳击鞋吗？ -知道
You know boxing shoes? - Yeah.
他们穿拳击鞋
They wore those.
拳击鞋有点像赛车鞋 -是的
They're a bit like racing shoes.
真是非常漂亮的小赛车 -太漂亮了
They're really pretty cars. - They are so pretty.
那一辆 这一辆… -太棒了
That is fantastic.
而且安全 -而且…
And safe.
看看这辆车的挡风玻璃是如何固定的
look how the windscreen's held on this one.
是用胶带牢牢固定的 -这是原版真车
That is authentic. - Taped in place.
这肯定掉不下来
That's not coming off,
除非下雨 然后…然后才会脱落
unless it rains and then it's coming off.
与此同时…
Meanwhile...
数公里的后方
many miles back,
我也置身于波兰第二大森林里
I too was in Poland's second biggest wood,
将高速公路的恐怖甩在了身后
having left behind the horror of the motorway.
这好多了
Oh... This is so much nicer.
我得承认 有几次在高速公路上
I've got to admit, there were a few times on the motorway
我看着后视镜里的“奶♥子♥和啤酒” 我想 “嗯…”
when I looked at "Titties 'n' Beer" in the mirror and I thought: "Mmm."
无论如何 现在我们在这条路上了
Anyway, now we're on this road,
这是一条愉悦之路
a pleasant road,
我要忘记“奶♥子♥和啤酒” 专注于克罗斯利
I'm going to forget "Titties 'n' Beer", concentrate on the Crosley.
这只你应该带回家的 丑陋、脆弱、体型小的狗狗 要记住
The ugly puppy, the runt of the litter that you should take home, remember.
然而 仅仅一点六公里之后…
However, just a mile later...
有个开宝马的人试图超车
There's a man in a BMW trying to get past.
我尽量给他让一些空间
I'll try and make him some space.
天啊！
Jesus!
快超啊！
Get off.
快啊
Go on.
超过去啊
Go past.
不好 现在我要抛锚了 已经抛锚了
Oh no, I'm going to cut out.I have.
天啊 发动机熄火了
It's died.
好吧
Right.
Ah.
镜头切回赛道
Back at the circuit,
哈蒙德和我已经选好了 将在比赛中驾驶的赛车
Hammond and I had now chosen which cars we'd be driving in the race.
太棒了
Oh, yes.
Ah!
也就这样了
That is it.
我的屁♥股♥离车座有这么远
My arse is that far out of the seat.
天啊
Oh dear.
有更大点的吗？ -没有
Is there a bigger one? - No.
真的吗？这是…
This is the...
所以 这辆就是最大的？
So this is the biggest?
我做不到啊
I won't be able to do it.
别啊 你会错过我们今天的活动的
You'll miss out on our day out. - What do you want me to do?
那你想让我做什么？ -别那么肥
Be less fat.