大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S05E02

Part 13 Feb. 17, 2024, 11:48 a.m.

Go!
我们终于上路了
...we were finally on the road.
风笛需要拿出飞快的速度
Bagpipes,
六升V8发动机肯定会把我带到终点
serious speed is called for. 6 litres of V8, that'll get me there.
任务一抓住詹姆斯梅把他撞出公路
Job 1: catch James May
任务二赶飞机
and run him off the road. Job 2: catch the plane.
温度恒定油压良好
Temperature is constant, all pressure is good.
这辆车在地球上生存了这么多年
This car has only one remaining job.
如今只剩下一个任务要完成那就是带我去机场
With as many years on it, it just has to get me to the airport.
仅此而已
That is all.
听听这声音
Listen to that.
纯粹的动力
Crisp power.
对
Yes!
好了
Right.
我在狩猎
I'm on the hunt.
在前方我现在面对的是克罗斯利的头号♥敌人…
Up ahead, I was now facing the Crosely's number 1 enemy:
山丘
a hill.
天啊！
Oh, God!
我的时速降至24公里
I'm down to 15 mph.
加油啊！
Come on!
稳定进弯
Roll it in.
在弯道追上他
Hauling him in through the corners.
快看我发现了什么
Ha! Look what I've found.
快点！
Come on!
抱歉伙计我必须这么做
Sorry, mate. Gotta be done.
所以情况是这样的詹姆斯梅错过了大号♥耶稣雕塑
There we are. James May missed Jesus,
错过了战俘营
he missed the POW camp,
错过了整个公路旅行中的每一顿午餐和晚餐
every single lunch and dinner on the entire road trip
现在他又要赶不上飞机了
and now he's going to miss the plane.
然后又走了大约两公里后…
And a mile or so later...
天啊！
Oh, dear.
天啊
Oh, dear.
我的燃油指示灯亮了
I've got the oil light on,
油温警告灯亮了
temperature light on,
所有的警告灯都亮了
every light is on.
我…我真…
我的发动机过热了
I'm overheating.
你说什么？
I'm sorry?
我现在各种各样的警示灯都亮了
I've got all sorts of lights coming on.
我得停车了
I'll have to stop.
天啊
Oh, dear.
然后只剩下一人了
And then there was one.
Oh!
遇到小麻烦了吗？
Having a spot of bother?
Oh!
本不应该高兴但是…
Shouldn't rejoice, but hahaha!
天啊
Oh, God!
我觉得问题出在…
I think the problem is...
我不…我不是觉得我是明确知道问题出在
I don't think, I know what the problem is.
电风扇没有运转
The electric fan hasn't been running.
事实证明机场距离哈蒙德抛锚的地方
As it turned out, the airport was just a couple of miles
只剩下几公里了
from where Hammond had broken down.
就是这里了
Here it is.
机场
Aerodrome.
马里博尔机场
我要吃掉他俩的午餐喝光他俩的饮料
I'll have their lunch, their drinks
然后在他们的座位上伸展一下
and then stretch out across their seats.
然而威尔曼先生的飞机并不是我所预料的
However, Mr Wilman's plane was not what I was expecting.
那是…天啊
That is... Jesus!
很显然飞机已经在滑行了
And clearly, it was already taxiing.
糟糕
Shit!
不快看坡道坡道放下来了
Look, the ramp's down.
坡道放下来了
The ramp is down.
坡道放下来了
The ramp is down!
很多的气流湍流
A lot of jet wash.
很多的气流湍流
Lots of jet wash.
我上来了！
I'm on!
我又掉下来了
I'm off again.
挂二挡
Go for second.
加油
Come on!
后轮
Back wheels.
天啊！
Jesus!
天啊
Jeez!
我的天啊！这是在开玩笑吧？
Holy shit! Are you kidding?
加油小车
Come on, car.
没错就是这样
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
老天！
Go on!
Argh!
飞机越来越远了
It's getting away.
借过一下
Coming through!
Aha!
你个混♥蛋♥！
You bastard!
稍微晚了一点
That was a bit late.
这次一定要成功
I've got to do it this time.
不要雨刷器我的老天爷啊
No, windscreen wipers. For God's sake!
他来了
Here he comes.
他来了
Here he comes.
我做不到
I can't do it.
毙了我吧
Shoot me!
毙了我吧艾伦
Shoot me, Hammond!
加油啊
Come on!
我来了
Here I come.
耶！
Yeah!
糟糕！
Dead?
发动不了了
It won't start.
进来啊詹姆斯
Come on in, James.
车发动不了了
It won't go.
飞机这样没法起飞是吧？ -对啊
We can't take off like that.
Argh!
Ooh!
天啊！
Oh, Jesus.
加油啊小车你能行的
Come on, car, you can do it.
快来詹姆斯
Come on, James!
幸好这条跑道
有41公里长 -我对此很满意
It's a good job the runway is 26 miles long. I'm pleased about that.
甚至比《速度与激♥情♥》中的那个还要长
It's longer than that one in Fast and Furious.
长很多
Much longer!
颠簸！
Buffeting. Buffeting.
加油！
Argh!
耶
Yes!
我的天啊！
Oh, my Lord!
Wow.
詹姆斯梅赶上飞机了！
James May caught the plane!
欢迎登机！
Welcome aboard!
谢谢 -我们成功了！
Thank you.
我们成功了我们都成功了 -天啊
We did it! - We all did it!
我们终于做成一件事了 -真了不起
We did a thing. - That was extraordinary.
Err...
天啊我知道了…
Oh, God, I know what...
我们开上了一架刚刚降落的飞机
We've just driven on to an airplane that just landed.
我收到一条信息 -什么？
I've got a text. - What?
是威尔曼先生发来的
It's from Mr Wilman. - Mmh-mmh.
信息上说：“你们想喝咖啡吗？我正在英航办理值机”
It says: "Do you want coffees? I'm at the BA check-in."
好吧
是在那边对吧？ -在那边
It's in there, isn't it? - There.
所以我们刚才所做的一切都无关于本次…
So everything we just did was nothing to do with this trip?
公路旅行 -对没错
No, it wasn't.
随着这令人失望的消息是时候结束了
And on that terrible disappointment,
非常感谢您的收看
it's time to end. Thank you so much for watching.
我们下次再见
See you next time.
肯定会有人很不爽 -是的
Somebody's going to be cross. - Yeah.