大世界之旅（2016）

这是辆好卡车 但是很重 -是的
Good lorry this. But heavy.
18吨♥半
18 and a half tons.
二号♥竞争对手 JCB拖拉机
Rival number 2: a JCB tractor.
它重达12点5吨♥
This is 12 and a half tons. - Power?
-没错 动力… -是的
Pfff...
这无关紧要 这是重量 不是为了提速
It's irrelevant, it's the weight and it's not geared for acceleration.
这是辆拖拉机 -不是无关紧要
It's a tractor. Then we have this,
然后是一辆韦洛雷克斯三轮车
a Velorex 3-wheeler.
上世纪60年代初期
Built in the early 60s
建造于苏联 专为残疾人打造
in what was then the Soviet Union, for disabled people.
韦洛雷克斯
400匹马力 -不 是12
400hp. - No, 12.
然后是你在短程加速比赛中的 最后一个对手 一名男子
And then, your final rival in this drag race. You're racing a man.
他叫马丁
He's called Martin.
我们为你做了这一切 你能高兴点吗？
Could you look cheerful about what we've done?
这将会让你再次走路带风
This'll put a spring back in your step.
你可以驾驶你的克罗斯利 赢得这场短程加速比赛
This is a drag race that you can win in your Crosley.
我很兴奋
I'm excited.
他很幸运有我们这样的朋友
He's lucky to have friends like us.
Trzy, dwa, jeden!
他们出发了 -他们出发了
They're off. - They're off.
为什么？我为什么要参赛？
Why am I doing this?
我认为 那辆60年代初产于苏联的
The vehicle for disabled people made in the Soviet Union
残疾人专用车正处于领先地位
in the early 60s is taking the lead.
加油啊
Come on.
JCB的速度很快
The JCB is getting well away.
快看那个男人！
Look at the man!
天啊 加油啊 小车车 你可以的
Jesus, come on car, you can do it.
三轮车来了
Here comes the 3-wheeler.
詹姆斯能打败那个男人吗？
Can James beat the man?
加油
Come on.
你这个混♥蛋♥！
You bastard!
不 他没能打败 -不 他无法打败
No, he cannot. - No, he hasn't.
这不会是我们想要的 给他的信心提升吧？
That's not the confidence boost we wanted it to be.
摆好表情
Get your face right.
兄弟…
Mate.
这有点无礼了
That's a bit rude.
他看起来并没有我们希望的那么开心
He didn't look as happy as we were hoping.
并没有让他走路带风 -没错
It didn't put a spring in his step. - No.
-我希望让他这样的 -没错
那天晚上 为了感谢他们的短程加速比赛
That night, to thank them
我对他们的车做了进一步改动
for the drag race, I did more things to their cars,
第二天早上这些改动率先得以凸显
which became apparent first thing the next morning.
Som impotentný.
Som impotentný.
这是…
What? - Som impotentný.
是我车的声音吗？
Som impotentný. - Is it coming from me?
看他的表情
Look at his face.
詹姆斯？ -这是…这说的是什么意思？
James? - What's that saying?
这需要你们自己去查
That's for you to find out.
等等 哈蒙德
Hang on, Hammond.
你懂斯洛伐克语吗？ -懂
Is anyone Slovakian?
这哥们儿是斯洛伐克人
This chap's Slovakian.
你好 -你好 它在说什么？
Hello? What is this saying?
Som impotentný.
Som impotentný.
“我阳痿了”
Oh. I'm impotent.
“扬威”？
Important?
“阳痿”
"Impotent." Let me...
等等 我翻译一下
Let me translate it.
“阳痿”？ -是的
Impotent! - Yes.
这是什么意思？“我阳痿了”
What? - "I'm impotent."
詹姆斯梅 你有病
James May, you are sick!
不过 情况还可以更糟
Still, it could be worse.
老实说
Got to be honest,
我不打算告诉詹姆斯梅这句话 但我很喜欢他的改造
I'm not going to tell James May, but I quite like his work.
给这辆车一种库伊拉的气质
It gives a good Cruella vibe.
这时 我们本可以继续向南前进
We could have pressed on south at this point,
但我们决定再在斯洛伐克待一段时间
but we decided to hang around in Slovakia for a little while longer,
理由非常充分
for a very good reason.
如今 奥迪Q7在斯洛伐克制♥造♥
Today, the Audi Q7 is made in Slovakia.
Q8也是如此
So is the Q8.
同样如此的还有大众途锐
So is the VW Touareg, the Porsche Cayenne,
保时捷卡宴、保时捷卡宴轿跑车
the Porsche Cayenne coupé,
路虎卫士、路虎发现
the Land Rover Defender, the Land Rover Discovery,
标致208以及大众Up
the Peugeot 208 and the VW Up.
其实 斯洛伐克的人均汽车产量
They make more cars per head of population in Slovakia
比世界上任何一个国家都要多
than any other country in the world.
在欧洲这一地区 汽车制♥造♥历来就是传统
Car-making has always been in the blood in this part of Europe.
在苏联出现之前 太脱拉是工程学领域的半神
In pre-Soviet times, Tatra were engineering demi-gods
而他们在空气动力学方面的技术 更是无人能及
and they were even better at aerodynamics.
即使在共♥产♥主义的束缚下
Even under the stranglehold of communism,
斯柯达仍然生产出了漂亮的跑车
Skoda turned out handsome sportscars
以及拉力赛车 能够匹敌并击败 资金雄厚的西方劲敌…
and rally weapons that could meet and beat their well-funded rivals from the west.
而这还只是我们所知道的
And that was just the stuff we knew about.
斯柯达
1957年
In 1957, when communism in Czechoslovakia
在捷克斯洛伐克的共♥产♥主义达到… 最为黑暗、最为排外的时期
was at its sootiest and most monochromatic,
斯柯达的一小群工程师 只有六人左右
a small band of engineers at Skoda, only about half a dozen of them,
决定打造一辆 可以参加勒芒24小时耐力赛的赛车
decided to build a car that could race at Le Mans.
就是这辆车
And this is it.
虽然它被设计成一辆赛车机器
Although it was designed as a racing machine,
而且如此紧凑
it was so tightly packaged that the bonnet had a little dimple
以至于引擎盖上甚至有一个小凹陷 来容纳偏移的气缸头
to accommodate the offset cylinder head.
但它仍然是一件精美的艺术品
It is, nevertheless, a thing of exquisite beauty.
它的排量虽然只有1100cc
It may only have
而且也许只能产生91匹马力
1100cc, and it may only produce 91hp,
但整车仅重580公斤
but the whole car only weighs 580 kilos.
我目前正处于最高时速199公里
And at a top speed of 124 mph,
而且这辆车看起来 并没有比我的浴缸大多少
in a car that's no bigger than my bath.
转速达到8500转
It revs to 8,500 rpm.
就连操控也非常好
It even handles properly.
发动机在前 但变速箱在后
The engine is at the front, but the gearbox is at the back.
重量分布完美
Perfect weight distribution.
好吧 在我上车之前 重量分布是完美的
Well, it did before I got in. That's changed everything a bit.
因为我的体重而变差了一点点
我一直以为方向盘会折断 大家看
I keep thinking the steering wheel is going to snap.
看
Look.
方向盘这一点并没有让我信心十足
That doesn't fill me with confidence,
但我们轻描淡写一下就行
but we'll gloss over it.
这辆车堪称跑车的典范
This is the very definition of a sports car.
这就是法拉利如今应该生产的车
This is what Ferrari should be making today
同样适用于玛莎拉蒂、阿尔法罗密欧
and Maserati and Alfa Romeo.
非常小、非常轻
Very small,very light,
非常快、极为敏捷、疯癫的小车
very fast. An agile, frantic little car.
我喜欢 我太喜欢了
I love it. I absolutely love it.
很遗憾 当这辆车生产完成时
Sadly, by the time the car was finished,
冷战变得如此冷酷 以至于它从未参加过勒芒耐力赛
the Cold War had become so frigid that it never went to Le Mans.
而且一共只生产了两辆
Only 2 were ever built.
在这个时候 我打算让悲惨队长试驾一下
At this point, I was going to let Captain Miserable have a go in it.
但随后我意识到 其实…
But then I realised that actually
他更适合驾驶这辆车
he was better suited to this.
这辆车名为波希米亚 由另一家捷克汽车制♥造♥商布拉格生产
Built by another Czech carmaker, Praga, it's called the Bohema.
重量不到一吨♥
It weighs less than a ton,
所以 它有赛车的轻盈
so it's race-car light
动力来自于一台日产GT-R引擎
and it's propelled by a Nissan GT-R engine
升级后的输出功率达到720匹马力
uprated to produce 720hp.
这意味着时速能达到305公里
That means it will reach 190 mph
而且不到三秒就能 从零加速到100公里时速
and go from 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds.
这辆车完美契合了詹姆斯梅的喜好
This thing has got James May written all over it.
我去！
Holy crap!
Ah!
我的天啊！
Oh my God!
方向盘非常出色 不是传统的方向盘 而是一个飞行操纵杆
It has incredible steering. It doesn't have a wheel, it has a yoke.
但即便在像这样相对狭窄的赛道上
Even on a fairly tight circuit,