极品老妈

Mom S03E20

Part 2 Jan. 4, 2020, 9:31 a.m.

No, she invited me because our relationship is better now.
知道吗睡觉吧
You know what? Let's just go to bed.
好啊
Fine.
我们还没完对吧
We're not done, are we?
我们得聊件事
We need to talk about something.
不你想离婚吗
Oh, no, do you want a divorce?
这很严肃
This is serious.
之前跟姑娘们聚会时
Earlier with the girls,
你说的那些
all that stuff you were saying
我的成绩不足一提的话
about my grades not being worth anything,
伤害了我的感情
it hurt my feelings.
拜托
Oh, come on.
我在开玩笑
I was kidding.
感觉不像
Didn't feel like kidding.
所有人都说为我高兴
Everybody there said they were happy for me,
为我骄傲
proud of me,
就连服务员也给我一块免费的奶酪蛋糕
even the waitress gave me a free piece of cheesecake.
而你就会贬低我
All you did was put me down.
看在老天的分上那是我在乱插嘴
For God's sakes, that was just me kibitzing.
我就喜欢乱插嘴
That's what I do, I kibitz.
你还是没说过你为我骄傲
You still never said you were proud of me.
我有
Yeah, I did.
你没有
No, you didn't.
好吧克丽丝蒂
Fine. Christy...
不行现在太迟了
Nope, too late now.
你干什么
What are you doing?
我不能睡在不重视我的人旁边
I can't sleep next to someone who doesn't value me.
从什么时候开始的
Since when?
瞧乱插嘴
See? Kibitz!
我们还没完
We're not done.
我觉得完了
Oh, I think we are.
那只是喝咖啡时的几个笑话
It was just a few jokes over coffee.
不不你故意抹杀了我的成就
No, no, you purposely diminished my achievements.
不不我是想逗大家笑一笑
No, no, I was trying to get some laughs.
那些女人指望我
Those women count on me
让她们单调的生活变得活跃
to brighten up their drab little lives.
不只是今晚
It's not just tonight.
你总是小看我
You've always sold me short.
-这个嘛 -你敢说"小"的笑话
- Well... - Don't you dare make a short joke.
走开
Go away.
好吧但是我们说清楚
Fine, but just so we're clear,
你现在能走路呼吸新鲜空气
you, right now walking around breathing air,
那全是我的功劳
that's all thanks to me.
这就是你的论据吗
That's your argument?
我在走路和呼吸
The fact that I'm walking and breathing
让你成了年度母亲吗
makes you mother of the year?
不管情况有多艰难
Hey, not matter how tough things were,
我总是确保了你没有凑合
I always made sure you never went without.
你总是有家住有饭吃
You always had a roof over your head and dinner in your belly.
小型运货汽车不算家
A panel truck is not a roof
红蜡糖也不是饭
and Red Vines are not dinner!
真不懂感激
Wow, so ungrateful.
好吧你想说说最近的事吗
All right, you want to get current?
你能回去上学的唯一原因
The only reason you were able to go back to school
就是我
is because of me.
你是怎么算的
How do you figure that?
是谁赌博害我们被赶出之前的家
Whose gambling got us evicted from the old place?
是谁思维敏捷让我们住进了这公♥寓♥
And whose quick thinking got us this apartment?
思维敏捷
Quick thinking?
你骗了业主
You lied to the building owners
说你是熟练[有技能的]的杂物工
that you were a skilled handyman.
是的我的技能之一就是撒谎
Yes, and one of my skills is lying.
你去当服务员或者去上课时
And while you were waiting tables or going to class,
谁帮你免费带孩子
who babysat for you free of charge?
外婆谢谢
Oh, Grandma, thank you.
我懂了你要提出你自己的说法了
Oh, I see, you're just gonna spin everything.
我是个单拼天下的女人
I am a self-made woman.
我的成功跟你没有半点关系
My success has nothing to do with you.
好说定了
Fine. Deal.
我也跟你的失败没有半点关系
Then I also have nothing to do with your failure.
你进局子吸毒酗酒
All the arrests, the drugs, the drinking,
都怪你自己
that's all on you.
那不是失败
Those are not failures.
而是我克服的障碍
Those are obstacles that I overcame
这样我的成功就更引人注目了
to make my success all the more compelling!
克丽丝蒂·J·普兰科特
"Christy J. Plunkett,
四年级
"Grade four.
克丽丝蒂求知欲强很有前途
Christy is eager to learn and shows a great deal of promise."
五年级
"Grade five.
克丽丝蒂是班上的开心果
"Christy is a joy to have in class.
她聪明又好奇
She is bright and inquisitive."
六年级
"Grade six.
克丽丝蒂是我遇到的最棒的学生
"Christy is the best student I've ever encountered.
她以后会有所作为
She is going to do amazing things one day."
你保留了成绩单吗
You kept your report cards?
每次你去狂欢作乐时我还在上面签名了呢
I also signed them whenever you went off on a bender.
我从来没狂欢作乐过
I never went off on a bender,
那只是三天的周末
those were three-day weekends
我想给你找♥个♥爸♥爸♥
where I tried to find you a father.
关键是就算我小时候
The point is, even as a little kid,
也展示了潜能
I showed potential.
现在我实现了潜能
And now that I'm living up to that potential,
你就嫉妒了
you're jealous.
我嫉妒你吗
I'm jealous of you?
没错你听到了
That's right, you heard me.
亲爱的我可不这么认为
Oh, honey, I don't think so.
我嫉妒小威廉姆斯
I'm jealous of Serena Williams,
米歇尔·奥巴马
Michelle Obama,
那个占有了克鲁尼的高个儿阿♥拉♥伯女孩
that tall Arab chick that bagged Clooney.
我听你说得越多
The more I hear you talk,
就越意识到我真是个奇迹
the more I realize what a miracle I am.
在弗搁特乐队演唱会上受孕的奇迹
A miracle that was conceived at a Foghat concert!
我反驳之前你就冲走了
You stormed out before my rebuttal!
好吧反驳吧
All right, rebut.
我没什么可说的但我睡不着
I got nothing, but I can't sleep,
所以你也不能睡
so neither will you.
不要
Oh, no you don't!
早上好
Morning.
早上好
Morning.
听着
Listen...
昨晚我说了一些很难听的话
last night, I said some things that were pretty ugly.
是吗
Yeah?
我只想告诉你
I just want you to know
我坚持所有的话
that I stand by all of them.
真可爱
Cute.
但如果你不介意的话我不要跟你在这一档次交锋
But if you don't mind, I'm not going to engage on this level,
因为我不是这种人
because that's just not who I am.
我喜欢你觉得你有档次
I love that you think you have levels.
回头见
See you later.
我要带我女儿买♥♥婚纱去了
I'm taking my daughter out shopping for a wedding dress.
打破被母亲遗弃的受害者的循环
You know, breaking the cycle of maternal neglect.
那里见
See you there.
你什么意思
What do you mean?
维奥莉特邀请了我
Violet invited me.
怎么了
What's the matter?
无言以对了吧碧池
Bitch got your tongue?
你穿这件真是太完美了
Tell me this isn't perfect on you.
的确很美
It is beautiful.
想到你穿着这件婚纱我已经要哭了
Oh, I'm crying already thinking of you wearing this.
关于价格
Listen, about the price,
格雷戈里的妈妈提出要出钱