极品老妈

Mom S03E11

Part 1 Jan. 4, 2020, 9:30 a.m.

大家好我是吉尔我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
你好吉尔
Hi, Jill.
你们也许知道
Well, as you probably know,
流浪汉联欢晚会的年度欢呼将在这周末举♥行♥
The annual hurray for the homeless gala is this weekend.
欢呼
"Hurray"?
你想让他们喝倒彩吗
You want them to boo?
但你们也许不知道的是很久以来
But what you might not know is that for a long time,
这个慈善活动是我一年最精彩的部分
this charity event was the highlight of my year.
我会飞去纽约选一件礼服
I'd fly to New York, pick out a gown,
让一队造型师来我家帮我准备好
have a team of stylists come to my house to get me ready.
你们懂的帮助不幸的人要做的事
You know, all the things you do to help the less fortunate.
天啊
Oh, dear god.
但自从我离婚
But ever since the divorce
和人们对我去康复中心的恶意诽谤之后
and all the vicious gossip about me going to rehab,
我不好意思露面
I'd be ashamed to show my face,
虽然那是那里最美的脸
even though it was always the prettiest face there.
她让我好难爱她
She makes it so hard to love her.
所以我不再走红毯
So instead of walking the red carpet,
跟明星们闲聊
hobnobbing with celebrities,
对Pink的惊喜表演感到激动
and thrilling to a surprise performance by Pink,
而是会单独度过今夜
I'll be spending the evening alone
在我的放映室里
in my screening room watching a movie
看一部还没上映的电影
that hasn't even come out in the theaters yet.
别这样你该去
Eh, screw it. You should go.
-邦妮别插嘴 -你觉得吗
- Bonnie, no cross talk. - You think?
谁在乎势利眼说你的话啊
Yeah, who cares what those snobs say about you?
还是在插嘴
We're still cross-talking.
谢谢但是我没法一个人去
Thanks, but, uh, I couldn't go alone.
我陪你去
I'll go with you.
谁料到了啊
Who saw that coming?
-你愿意吗 -吉尔我是你的朋友
- You will? - Jill, I'm your friend.
我关心你
I care about you.
玛乔丽让她们停下
Marjorie, make them stop.
当然我会需要礼服
Of course, I will need a gown.
我可以买♥♥
I can handle that.
我们是自己开车还是坐豪车
We driving or taking a limo?
坐豪车我们不是流浪汉
A limo. We're not homeless.
好了别闲聊了
Okay, enough of the chitchat.
我们得遵循互助会的规则
We have to stick to the rules of the meeting.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
这是匿名戒瘾互助会吗
Uh, is this the alcoholics anonymous meeting?
是的但这是女性会议
It is, but it's a women's meeting.
等等玛乔丽
Hang on, Marjorie.
我们别这么严格啊
Let's not be so rigid.
请坐吧
Yeah, have a seat.
谢谢
Thank you.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
这是我第一次来
This is my first time.
我不知道要怎么做
I don't know how this works.
没关系你叫什么名字
That's all right. What's your name?
朱利安
Julian.
你好朱利安
Hi, Julian.
大家好
Hi.
现在该怎么做
Now what?
你可以聆听
Well, you can listen,
或者如果你愿意的话也可以说说你来的原因
or, if you like, you can tell us what brought you here.
我来这里是因为我不知道该去哪里
I'm here... 'cause I didn't know where else to go.
我失去了婚姻工作家人
I lost my marriage, my job, my family.
对我来说重要的一切
Everything that matters to me.
我没法戒酒
Can't stop drinking.
我的生活一团糟
My life's a mess,
我什么也无法提供
and... I have nothing to offer anyone.
我爱他
I love him.
极品老妈第三季第十一集
记住一天一天慢慢来
Remember, it's one day at a time.
这是互助会的通讯录
And here's the meeting phone list.
我是温蒂·H
I'm Wendy H.
H代表拥抱
"H" for hugs.
谢谢温蒂
Thanks, Wendy.
再来一个不要钱
One more. They're free.
过来吧
Come here.
我知道你现在觉得不是这样
I know it doesn't feel like it right now,
但你能挺过去的
but you can get through this.
我希望如此
Well, I hope so.
我知道的
Ah, I know so.
通讯录上有我
I'm on the list.
邦妮·P
Bonnie P.
-谢谢邦妮 -不谢谢你
- Thanks, Bonnie. - No, thank you.
谢谢你有勇气改变
You know, for having the courage to change
和成长
and... Grow.
谢谢你
Thank you.
你拿到通讯录了吗
Did you get a phone list?
是的
I did.
上面没我
I'm not on it.
因为我不喜欢这些人给我打电♥话♥
'Cause I don't like these people to call me.
这是我的名片
Here's my card.
谢谢
Thank you.
有一个慈善活动
So there's this charity thing...
想帮我搬椅子吗
You want to help me with these chairs?
-你干什么 -你已经有伴了
- What are you doing? - You already have a date.
你觉得第一次互助会怎么样
So what'd you think of your first meeting?
我不确定这一切怎么能帮我坚持戒瘾
Well, I'm not sure how all this is supposed to keep me sober,
但大家都超友好
but everybody was super friendly.
有位女士给了我免费的健身卡
One lady gave me a free gym membership.
继续参加互助会
Well, just keep going to a lot of meetings,
跟别人聊聊你会没事的
find some guys you can talk to, and you'll be fine.
-谢谢你 -克丽丝蒂
- Thank you... u202d- Christy.
谢谢你克丽丝蒂
Thank you, Christy.
祝你好运朱利安
Good luck, Julian.
我爱你
And I love you.
好了女士们过来
All right, ladies, huddle up.
难以置信我得说这话
I can't believe I need to say this,
但你们得别打扰那个男人
but you all need to leave that man alone.
少来了
Knock it off!
他戒酒了大概九分钟
The guy's been sober maybe nine minutes.
他不需要的是
The last thing he needs
一群饥渴的女人为他倾倒
is a bunch of horny girls falling all over him.
是啊双抱温蒂
Yeah, Wendy two-hugs.
我是认真的
I mean it.
我想要大家保证离他远点
I want everyone to promise to stay away from him.
说出来
Say it.
我保证
I promise.
现在互助会结束了
And now that the meeting is over,
我想说那是我这辈子见过的
I just want to say that that is the hottest man
最帅的男人
I ever saw in my life!
我是说真的
I mean, seriously...
门是开的
It's open.
抱歉你的笔记本
I'm sorry, is your laptop
穿着价值六千美金的杜嘉班纳礼服吗
wearing a $6,000 dolce gown?
天啊
Oh, my god.
我就等你说这句
That's what I was looking for.
我的女伴呢
Now, where's my date?
来了
Coming.
天啊
Holy geez.
喜欢吗
You like?
比我的车还贵呢
It cost more than my car.
我为什么不能参加舞会啊
How come I don't get to go to the ball?
因为你得待在家里打扫壁炉灰姑娘
'Cause you have to stay home and clean the fireplace, Cinderella.
我讨厌你邪恶的继母
I hate you, evil stepmother.
你倒希望我是你继母
You wish I was your stepmother.
准备好了吗豪车在等着了