人人都爱雷蒙德（1996）

Everybody Loves Raymond S08E14

Part 2 Nov. 24, 2020, 12:05 p.m.

All right I'm gonna wait in the car.
好了我得去车里等
When debra comes down
黛布拉下来时
Tell her I am patiently waiting in the car
告诉她我正在车里耐心等她
And not yelling things up the stairs!
我没朝楼上叫
I don't know what ma sees in him.
我不知道妈妈觉得他哪点好
Three minutes to spare. mm-hmm.
还剩3分钟
Oh great.
糟了
Wins newstime... 6:29.
WINS新闻事件...6:29
That is correct.
这是标准时间
Ray! could I get a hand here?
雷能帮帮我吗
Does not care about me.
她根本不在乎我
Amy can you help me? where's ray?
艾米你能帮我吗雷在哪儿?
He's in the car.
他在车里
Tell him I'm coming.
告诉他我正赶来
Yeah I know.
好的
Ray!
雷
Raymond!
雷蒙德
ow ow ow ow! I'm sorry!
抱歉
This is really stuck!
这真是一团糟!
I know. just...
我知道
He's gone.
他走了
He left?
他走了?
I can't believe this!
我真不敢相信
You don't just drive off and leave a person.
没人会这样把人留下然后开车就走
Want me to drive you over there?
想让我载你一程吗
Yes robert will drive you over there.
对的罗伯特会载你到那儿
Come on deb.
别这样黛布
Don't let this ruin your big night out.
别让这个把你的美好夜晚毁了
Look at you all dressed up.
看看你都打扮好了
You're like a beauty queen.
你看起来像选美皇后
Isn't she like a beauty queen?
她看起来像个选美皇后吗
Yes. like um...
是的像...
An angry miss new york.
生气的纽约小姐
And I love your shoes.
我喜欢你的鞋
Yes mighty fine kicks you have there mighty fine.
是的非常适合你
And your hair is...
你的发型...
Nicely accessorized.
非常好得搭配了"配饰"
Why would ray do something like this?
为什么雷会这么做
I've been saying it for 40 years... he's a terrible person.
我都说了40年了他是个可怕的人
go get the car. I'll get the car.
快去拿车我马上去
Don't bother robert.
别麻烦了罗伯特
Oh no deb. come on.
别这样黛布
What are you doing?
你要做什么
You can't let him do this to you.
你不能让他就这么留下你
Don't worry robert.
别担心罗伯特
He will pay.
他会为此付出代价的
What's so funny?
什么这么有趣?
Come. sit my dear.
来吧坐在这亲爱的
I've got us ringside seats.
等会有好戏看
hey ray! ray!
你好雷
Bernie what are you doing here?
波尼你在这儿做什么
I'm andy's date.
我是安迪的男伴
It's not exclusive.
晚会允许
We're allowed to see other guys.
我们可以带男伴
Where's debra?
黛布拉在哪儿
Debra? oh uh... I left without her.
黛布拉我把她留下就走了
What do you mean?
你说什么
She wasn't ready on time so I left.
她在规定时间还没下来我就走了
So... is she coming?
那么...她会来吗?
Perhaps.
也许吧
She's a licensed driver she's got access to a car...
她有驾照可以开车
Everything she needs to get here when she's good and ready.
当她准备好她就会来
Hey how you doing?
你好吗
I don't know anything about women
我不知道关于女人的事情
But isn't this gonna make her mad?
但这不会让她生气吗
It shouldn't.
应该不会
We had a deal the time was set
我们达成了协议定好时间
She didn't make it. goodbye.
她没有在规定时间出现我就开车走了
Bacon-wrapped shrimp!
熏肉虾卷
You're my hero.
你是我的英雄
Good for you ray.
真有你的雷
Linda keeps me waiting all the time.
琳达总是让我等
Drives me nuts!
真是让我发疯
I would love to see the look on her face
我真想看看如果我开车走不等她
If I drove off without her.
她会有什么反应
She' just be standing there all dressed up
她会穿戴整齐呆在那儿
Thinking I'm gonna come back to get her.
想着我会开车回去接她
But then I don't.
但是我并没有
And every second that goes by she gets madder and madder.
随着时间一分一秒过去她变得更加生气
Turning red...
气得脸发红...
Pacing up and down...
来回踱步...
Cursing me out...
咒骂我...
Oh man! I could never do what he did!
乖乖我是绝不会像他这么做的
I gotta hand it to you ray.
你简直是我的偶像雷
Ray?
雷
Ray are you okay?
雷你还好吗
Oh my god what did I do? what did I do? what did I do?
天啊我都干了什么
You left without her.
你把她留下就开车走了
You struck a blow for all men.
你在为所有男人而战
I left without her.
我开车走没带上她
She was getting dressed up for this and i...
她为这个夜晚都盛装打扮了而我...
I just... you struck a blow!
我只是... 你在为我们战斗
Shut up bernie! I'm a dead man!
闭嘴波尼我死定了
So debra is mad.
那么黛布拉是会生气的
I guess I do know a little about women.
我想我是懂得一点儿女人的事情的
We just got back from the opera.
我们刚从剧院回来
We had a marvelous time.
我们度过了美妙的夜晚
Yeah? you too dad?
是吗你呢爸爸
Yep. slept like a baby.
是的睡得真香
Placido was magnificent!
多明戈真帅
Placido should change his name to snorio.
多明戈应该把名字改为多好睡
Raymond.
雷蒙德
Don't you look nice?
你看起来真不错
Yes welcome home raymond.
欢迎回来雷蒙德
We've all been waiting for you.
我们都在等你
Oh look. are those flowers for me?
这些花儿是给我的吗
I think they're for raymond's funeral.
我想应该是在雷蒙德的葬礼上用的
Did I miss something?
我是不是错过了什么
What-what's going on?
发生什么事了
Debra was ready to go out tonight
黛布拉本来准备好要走了
But her curling iron got stuck
但她的卷发器缠住了头发
And ray left without her.
而雷开车走了扔下了她
He ais' her.
他用AIS制度来对付她
You ais' her?
你用AIS来对她?
You left?
你就这样走了?
Her "a" wasn't in the "s."
她没在规定时间上车
Why would you do that ray?
你怎么这么做雷
Yes why ray? why?
对啊为什么雷
Terrible person perhaps?
也许你本来就是个可怕的人
I was just trying what dad used to do.
我只是在做爸爸以前做过的事
Oh I never did that.
我从来没做过
What are you talking about? you did it to us all the time.
你在说什么呢你总是这么对我们
Yeah you and robert
是对你和罗伯特
But I would never do that to the wife.
但是我绝对不会这样对妻子
That's just suicide.
这简直是自杀
You never ais' mom?
你从没这样对过妈妈?
He's still here isn't he?
他还坐在这儿不是吗
Maybe we should all go.
也许我们大家该离开这儿
Where were we?
我们说到哪儿了?
Oh just shut up okay? you're not perfect!
闭嘴你也不是个完美的人