人人都爱雷蒙德（1996）

Everybody Loves Raymond S08E13

Part 1 Nov. 24, 2020, 12:05 p.m.

Hey guys. daddy's pulling in.
孩子们爸爸就要回来了
Hurry up and finish your meatloaf.
快点把烘肉卷吃完
I like your new haircut mommy.
我喜欢你的新发型妈妈
Thank you honey.
谢谢你亲爱的
Do you think daddy'll notice?
你觉得爸爸会注意到吗
I don't know. you wanna bet?
我不知道你想打赌吗
yeah! yeah! sure!
好啊好啊当然
Which side do you want to take?
你赌会还是不会?
I bet he won't notice.
我赌他不会
I was gonna take that one!
我正想要赌他不会呢
Okay he's coming. hurry up. quiet.
好的他来了快点别说话
Hey gladys knight and the pips.
嘿格蕾迪·奈特和果仁(1967年的当红演唱R&B组合)
hi honey. hi daddy.
嗨亲爱的嗨爸爸
Hmm. where's the mail?
邮件在哪里?
It's right behind you.
在你身后
Hi.
嗨
Hey. hmm.
嘿
What's up?
怎么啦
Nothing.
没什么
Looks like somebody had a glass of wine.
看起来某人几杯酒下肚喽
No no.
不没有
So what? what are you doing?
那么你在做什么?
Nothin' just...
没什么
Iooking at you.
只是看看你
You're drunk.
你醉了
Look at this.
看这个
They spelled ncaa with three a's.
他们把NCAA写成了三个A
How do they not catch that?
他们怎么没发现呢?
Ta-da!
你们赢了
What? what's so funny?
笑什么什么事情这么有趣?
We bet mommy you wouldn't notice her haircut and we win.
我们跟妈妈打赌你不会注意到她的新发型我们赢了
What did you think I was doing checking for lice?
你以为我刚才在做什么找虱子吗?
No no. listen I noticed it
不不听我说我注意到了
I'm just... no it looks good.
我只是... 不错很好看
It totally compliments your... head. yeah.
和你的头很衬没错
Daddy you didn't notice my haircut either.
爸爸你也没有注意到我的发型
L... no I did I did. it's totally different.
不不我有完全不同了
I didn't get a haircut.
我没有换发型
Nice one.
说得好
Ha. very funny.
哈哈有趣
You know ally you shouldn't do that.
爱丽你不应该那样做的
One day you're gonna want me to notice
总有一天你会想要我注意到的
And now you're the girl who cried haircut.
现在你是吵着要换发型
Hey guys.
嘿孩子们
Daddy can you help me with my homework?
爸爸你能帮帮我的作业吗
Ah forget that. listen. listen.
还是算了吧听着
I thought of a funny bet that we can do to mommy okay?
我们可以在妈妈身上打个有趣的赌怎么样?
We'll turn on the tv and then we'll bet
我们打开电视然后打赌
How long it takes her to say "turn it off."
妈妈多久后会说"把电视关掉"
But I don't get it.
但我没明白
Yeah mommy's bets are funny.
是啊妈妈的赌局都很有趣
Well... this is funny. this...
这个也很有趣啊这个
Wait a minute.
等一下
Does mommy do other bets besides the haircut one?
除了打赌发型之外妈妈还打赌其他的吗
Yeah.
是啊
Like what?
比如?
Well sometimes when you call
有时候
And say what time you'll be home from work
当你打电♥话♥说什么时候要回来
She bets us what time you'll really be home.
她就和我们打赌你什么时候真正回来
It's funny 'cause you're always so late.
很有趣因为你总是迟到
Ha ha. yeah. yeah that is funny yeah.
哈哈是的那很有趣
What else?
还有呢
She bets us what you'll forget at the grocery store.
她和我们打赌你在杂货店会忘了买♥♥什么
And if you did the laundry.
还有你有没有洗衣服
And how long you'll take in the bathroom.
还有你得上多久厕所
I always say "infinity."
我总是说"无限久"
Hey no tv during homework.
做作业的时候不要看电视
Ha ha! I win! I win the bet!
哈哈我赢了我打赌赢了
I win the... ho ho mommy!
我赢了妈妈
That was hilarious huh? all right!
真好笑是吧好的
Yeah! that was funny.
太有趣了
What are you doing?
你在做什么?
Oh nothing. I bet that you would say "turn the tv off "
没什么我赌你会说"关掉电视"
And you did! so predictable! whoa!
你果然说了这么容易料到
Man that was classic right?
天啊真经典是吧
Wait I don't understand.
等等我不懂
You bet that I' be a responsible parent?
你赌我是一个负责的家长?
What's so funny?
什么事情这么好玩?
Not daddy.
不是爸爸就对了
What?
什么?
No I always thought that raymond's sense of humor
不我一直认为雷蒙德的幽默感
Was wonderful.
很强
Here raymond. I brought you this cake.
来雷蒙德我带了蛋糕给你
Half is for me and amy.
一半是给我和艾米的
Robby I said I' bring it over to you.
罗比我说过我会拿过去给你的
I'll supervise the cutting thank you.
我要监视他们怎么切谢谢
Hey this is cool this is cool.
嘿太好了
I'll bet half of grandma's cake
我赌奶奶半个蛋糕
Is still better than a whole one of mommy's.
都要比妈妈的一整个还好
Excuse me?
你说什么?
Raymond that's not nice to say out loud.
雷蒙德那些话不应该说得这么大声的
No. no no it's fine ma.
不不没事的妈妈
We're just making funny bets you know?
我们只是打个有趣的赌
Okay so who wants to bet that mommy's cake
好了谁想要赌妈妈的蛋糕
Probably isn't as delightful as it should be?
没有那么令人开心呢?
Kids you want to finish your homework upstairs please?
孩子们上楼去写你们的作业吧
Yeah okay go upstairs.
没错好上楼吧
You wouldn't want a bedtime snack
你们晚上一定不想吃点心
Cause all we got is mommy food.
因为我们只能吃妈妈做的东西
Ray what is your problem?
雷你怎么了?
yeah what's going on?
是啊发生什么事了
She bets the kids that I'll do stupid stuff.
她跟孩子们赌我会做些愚蠢的事情
Are the betting windows still open?
现在还可以继续下注吗?
I don't understand. what are these bets?
我不懂你们赌什么?
They're just jokes.
那些只是开开玩笑
You know like we bet whether ray would notice my new haircut
比如我们赌雷会不会注意到我的新发型
Which he didn't.
实际上他没有
Well maybe he was just being polite.
好吧或许他是出于礼貌
Yeah yeah. maybe your haircut's junky.
是啊或许你的发型很糟糕
now you listen to me. I'll bet I won't.
现在你听我说我不会的
what's gotten into you? what do you mean?
你怎么了? 你什么意思?
Hold it!
停了
I made cake...
我做了蛋糕
And before another cross word is said
在说那些令人生气的话之前
Why don't we just all sit down and have some?
我们为什么不坐下来吃点蛋糕呢
It's my world-famous chocolate-layer cake.
是我的世界知名巧克力夹心蛋糕
Frank!
弗兰克
Look. you can see the imprint of his face.
看吧你可以看到他的脸的烙印
That's your half.
这一半是你的
Ray I don't understand why you're so upset.
雷我不明白你为什么这么生气
You're always making jokes about me.
你总是拿我开玩笑
Yes I am... to my friends. not impressionable children.
是的但是对我的朋友不是容易受影响的孩子
Take another look at your friends.
再看看你的朋友们
You...
你
Your bets are turning the kids against me.
你的赌局使孩子们反对我了
What?! ray we're just having some fun.
什么雷我们只是在开玩笑
No you're poisoning their minds!
不你在毒害他们的心灵
Those kids they used to think that I was superman!
他们曾经认为我是超人的
I' come home every night
以前每天晚上我回来的时候
And they' run up to me "yay! daddy's home!"
他们就会跑上来说"太好了爸爸回来了"