大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S03E03

Part 3 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:12 a.m.

Okay.
好了
Next event, right?
下个比赛准备好了吗
Come on, Claz, come on!
用力啊 Claz 加把劲
Pull it! C'mon, Claz, come on!
拉用点力 Claz 用力
Yeah!
耶
Oh, yeah!
欧耶
Oh, yeah!
欧耶
Oh, yeah!
欧耶
Red team, you guys come and eat my ass one at a fucking time.
红队你们轮流来吃我屁♥股♥
Unh! Line up, come on. I'm selling tickets.
排好队快老娘在卖♥♥票
What... What's going on?
什么情况
No... I'm...
没我
I was kidding, I was totally kidding around.
我开玩笑的纯粹开玩笑
You guys were great.
你们很棒
♪ I bike ♪
♪我骑车♪
♪ I bike ♪
♪我骑车♪
♪ I bike ♪ Yeah
♪我骑车♪耶
♪ I lock ♪
♪我上锁 ♪
♪ I lock ♪ ♪
♪我上锁 ♪
Oh, my God.
天啊
Yes.
太棒了
"Soloplay, bb's...
自♥慰♥ BB牌
50% off vibrators at Vibeland."
震动棒 Vibeland上五折销♥售♥
69 notifications?
69个提醒
Fist!
爽
♪ I tweet ♪
♪我发推♪
♪ I tweet ♪
♪我发推♪
♪ I tweet ♪
♪我发推♪
Yes! Yes!
太棒了太棒了
What now, Tomas, huh?
还比吗 Tomas
Who's the hot commodity now, huh?
现在谁是红人啊
It's me, yes!
是我
Tomas! Okay.
Tomas 够了
Yankee Candle store, vanilla bean.
扬基蜡烛店香草豆
BB&B, right when it opens.
Bed Bath & Beyond店刚刚开门
8:00 A.M., you and the employees.
早上8点你和雇员
Oh, man, I love that.
天我喜欢
Okay.
好的
Dude, I feel crazy.
姐们儿我感觉很疯
God, I have to half-nelson you like you're a dog?
我不得不把你像狗一样单臂扼颈
You halfnelson dogs? Don't make this about me.
你单臂扼颈狗别转移话题
You are all-caps Abbi right now. I need you to be case sensitive.
你现在是全大写艾比我需要你能区分大小写
Everybody's weirded out. Okay.
大家都凌乱了好的
I'm just gonna sit out. Yeah.
我去坐会儿这才对
I'm just gonna sit out for the rest. Chillin'.
我去坐着休息下放松
Okay. Thanks, dude, I really appreciate it.
好谢了姐们儿非常感谢
All right, just breathe deep. Okay.
深呼吸好
Okay, guys, we're all tied up.
好了各位我们现在是平手
It comes down to the pugil-stick event.
胜负将取决于角力棒比赛
Stef verse Gemma.
Stef对阵Gemma
Fair fight. Come on.
公平竞争上吧
No, no, Trey, hold up. No, no, no.
不不 Trey 等下不不不
Not today.
今天不行
Sorry, Stef.
不好意思 Stef
This is between me and you.
这是你我的对决
Thanks so much... Not!
十分感谢才怪
I am gonna knock your big swangin' titties into next Tuesday.
我要把你的大奶♥子♥一棒打到下周二
Oh, my God, okay, wait, wait, wait.
天等等等等
I want to do one, I want to do one, okay, okay, okay.
我也想说一个我也想说一个好了好了
I'm gonna wipe the floor with you,
我要把你打得落花流水[和你一起拖地]
but it looks like you already did that, cleaner!
不过好像你已经做了清洁工
No, I'm kidding, you guys, I'm kidding, come on!
我开玩笑的各位我开玩笑的拜托
I'm Kidding!
我开玩笑的
Abbi, no!
艾比别
Thank God. Nothing's broken.
谢天谢地什么都没断
All right, no need to press charges, guys, okay?
好了不需要提起诉讼了好吗
Finish this now.
马上把这个抽完
God, I thought I could handle it, dude.
天我以为我能控制的姐们儿
But I guess all-caps Abbi is just still up in me.
但我想全大写艾比仍然在我身体里
Oh! Gemma...
Gemma
Abbi.
艾比
I am so sorry...
我很抱歉
Great Soulstice games today. Thank you.
今天你在Soulstice比赛表现很出色谢谢
You are stronger than you look.
你比你外表显示的强多了
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
我会关注你的
Hey. Cool shirt.
嘿 T恤不错
Can I talk to you for a sec, Ab? Yeah, Trey, listen,
我能和你谈谈吗小艾当然 Trey 听着
I can explain what just happened. No, no, no.
我能解释刚才的事别别
I was gonna say, this happens to every new trainer.
我想说每个新教练都会遇到这情况
You don't have to do steroids to be cool.
你不用为了逞强吃类固醇
You know? Okay.
知道吗嗯
I... Because you're already cool.
我因为你已经很强了
But if you are gonna do steroids,
不过如果你硬要吃类固醇的话我会建议你
I would suggest starting with a half-dose of anabolic the first couple weeks.
在前几周吃半剂量的促蛋白合成类固醇
It does make your balls shrivel, but in your case,
它会使蛋蛋萎缩不过对你来说
it's gonna make your boobs rock hard, which is a bless.
可以让你的胸无比坚硬这是好事
Just a tip.
一个小建议
Okay. All right. Love you, buddy.
好的知道了爱你伙计
Ilana. Hey.
阿♥拉♥娜嘿
Too slow.
真慢
Good to see you, though.
不过很高兴见到你
That's funny, dude. Like, even though I...
有意思姐们儿尽管我
I hate any form of aggression, especially yours,
讨厌任何形式的攻击尤其是你的
all-caps Abbi fits in at Soulstice.
全大写艾比很适合Soulstice
We are very upwardly mobile right now, gotta say,
我们现在处于上升趋势不得不说
very Jay and Bey.
非常有Jay Bey[Jay-Z和Beyonce]风范
Speaking of which, I haven't tweeted in twelve twinutes.
说到这个我已经12昏钟没发推了
What am I gonna tweet about? Interesting vocab.
我发什么好呢有趣的用词
What should I tweet about?
我发什么好呢
Oh, my God.
天啊
Of course, a horse!
当然是马了
This tweet will be my Ms. 'Olland's Opus.
这条推将会是我的《霍兰先生的乐章》[电影]
I'm gonna sprint home right now.
我准备冲刺回家
To Queens? Yeah, you want to race me?
回皇后区吗嗯要跟我赛跑吗
I'm not going to Queens...
我才不去皇后区
Deals, Deals, Deals...
Deals Deals Deals
I'm doing you right.
我要让你发光发紫了
You okay?
你还好吗
Let's go.
跟我走
I've never seen Todd so aggressive.
从没见过陶德如此暴♥力♥过
Therapy.
肯定是做了心理咨♥询♥
Ilana, you're fired.
阿♥拉♥娜你被解雇了
What? I just got promoted.
什么我刚升职
You tweeted an extremely graphic bestiality video.
你发了一个十分生动的兽♥交♥视频
Todd, it's "Mr. Hands."
陶德那是"手先生"视频
It's a staple of early digital culture.
是早期数码文化的主要产物
Talk about viral. Google it. I don't have to!
说到火你去谷歌♥下就知道了我不需要
You tweeted it from the company Twitter account.
你用公♥司♥的推特账号♥发
It's a PR nightmare.
这简直就是公♥关♥噩梦
You're welcome. Now we have a PR nightmare.
不用谢现在我们有公♥关♥噩梦了
It's cool.
很酷啊
It was a guy fucking a horse.
是一个男人操一匹马
Yeah, and it's a deal for colonics.
是的还给清肠水疗做了广♥告♥
It's brilliant!
这太有才了
I was just doing my job really well.
我出色地做着我的工作
And if you did your homework, Todd,
如果你做了准备工作陶德
you would know that the horse was fucking the guy.
你就会知道是马操那男的
It's chill!
很酷好吗
I need you to get your things and leave the office.
我需要你收拾东西离开办公室
We can work this out.
我们能解决这事的