大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S03E06

Part 3 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

No, I didn't.
我真的不知道
Um, yeah.
好吧
But, I mean, if you really want to make up for it, you could...
不过如果你想要补偿的话你可以
You could buy me a drink.
你可以请我喝酒
I love drinks. You got any cash?
我喜欢酒你有现金吗
Cash only, this place, huh?
这地方只接受现金
I... yeah, I do have some cash.
嗯我有一些现金
Can I have that?
能给我抽口吗
Well,
这
the appreciated value of JonBenét now
现在琼贝妮特的增值
compared to five years ago is astounding.
和五年前相比是不可同日而语的
You should be honored.
你应该感到荣幸
I'm wasting my time with a yellow star user?
我和一个红心级别用户浪费口舌
I'm a turquoise power seller, bitch.
姐是蓝钻级别的卖♥♥家贱♥人♥
I'm not gonna just stand here...
我不会就站在这
Yeah, I know what happened five years ago in Miami.
我知道五年前在迈阿密发生的事
You think I'm a fucking idiot?
你以为我是白♥痴♥吗
You think I'm MrBubbles9560?
你以为我是MrBubbles9560吗
Nope, you're dealing with me, bitch.
不是你是在我和打交道贱♥人♥
You know, I've always fantasized about, like,
我一直幻想
making out in a locker room,
在更衣室亲热
but no one ever tells you about the feet smell, right?
但从没有人跟你说过脚臭的问题对吗
That's true. It's like, gross.
是的恶心死
You're adorable.
你真可爱
I'll return these.
我要退这双鞋
Um, are any of the Ackermans around, by any chance?
还有安克曼家的人在这吗
Oh, no.
没
They sold the place years ago.
他们多年前就把这地方卖♥♥了
Their daughter was in a horrific accident.
他们女儿遭遇了一场可怕的车祸
They needed all the cash they could get.
他们需要尽可能地筹钱
Sad story. Yeah, Alice.
伤心的故事是的爱丽丝
Do you know where she lives? I went to high school with her.
你知道她现在住哪儿吗我是她高中同学
Oh, yeah. She lives in that house at the end of Henderson.
嗯她住在亨德森街的末端
Can't miss it. The house at the end of Henderson.
不会找不到的亨德森街的末端
Yeah. By the convention center?
对会展中心旁边吗
That Henderson?
那个亨德森
There's only one.
这只有一个
You were such a dick earlier
之前你真是个混♥蛋♥
and now you are maybe one of my favorite people.
而现在你可能是我最爱的人之一
We're closing in five minutes.
我们5分钟后就要关门了
Unreal.
不敢相信
Uh, couple things.
有两件事
One, this bad boy gave me the address.
一这个贱男给了我地址
Oh, my God, thank you.
天谢谢你
Yeah, two, you speak Chinese?
二你会说中文
What's going on?
什么情况
Hardly, Just some Yiddish Mandarin I picked up from my mom.
没有只是我从我妈那学会的意第绪普通话
See ya.
再见
Bye.
拜
Dude. I think the battery's dead?
姐们儿电池好像没电了
Do you want to call, like, a cab or something?
你想打车什么的吗
No, bro, follow me.
不跟我来
Yes, sir.
遵命
Hey, what up, my peers?
嘿好啊伙计们
Yo, give me a hack. All right.
给我踢一下好
So, listen, guys, my Jeep stalled.
听着各位我的吉普车熄火了
I was wondering if you guys can give us
我在想你们能不能
a ride to our friend's house.
送我们去一个朋友家里
Yeah, we could.
没问题
If you could buy us some liquor.
如果你给我们买♥♥些酒的话
Oof. Tit for tat.
以礼还礼
Savvy.
机智
All right, that'll be 200 bucks, boys!
一共200块兄弟们
Okay, I guess we'll just return this. Yeah.
那我们只有把这个退了是的
And, guess we will just drink these.
看来我们只有把这些喝了
I mean, we have to now? Oh, we have to.
一定要现在吗是的
So apparently, Will Smith's dad used to make him build, like,
显然威尔·史密斯他爸每年夏天都
a brick wall every single summer from scratch just because.
让他从头开始修一堵砖墙没有原因
That's hot.
性感
I heard Will makes Willow and Jaden do it, too.
我听说威尔也让威洛和杰登这么做
To keep them humble, you know?
让他们保持谦卑你懂吗
Will is such a considerate dad.
威尔真是个体贴的父亲
Oh, my God.
天
Oh, my fucking Jesus. What?
上帝啊怎么了
The fucking JonBenéts want the Beanie baby.
琼贝妮特一家想要买♥♥比尼宝贝
That is so insane.
太疯狂了
What? What?
什么什么
What?! It's like of course they want her now.
什么他们当然现在想要了
Right?
是吧
Oh, my God, look at this dog.
天看看这条狗
Come on, baby.
过来宝贝
Hi!
嗨
Hey!
嘿
Hey! Our equity!
嘿那是我们的资产
Ilana, come on!
阿♥拉♥娜快
JonBenét Beanie Baby!
琼贝妮特比尼宝贝
Hey! Hey!
嘿嘿
Come on! Come on, we'll split the money!
过来过来我们分钱
Come on! Here he is!
听话它在这
Oh, my... Where...
天哪里
Okay, all right. We need, like, a treat, or, like,
好了我们需要一顿美食或者
a piece of meat or something, I don't know.
一块肉什么的我也不知道
Oh, my God, I do.
天啊我有
Hey! Come here!
嘿过来
Come here!
过来
Come on! Go!
去追吧
Yes!
太好了
Oh, my God.
天啊
That was amazing. Oh, my God.
太棒了天啊
JonBenét.
琼贝妮特
Oh, God, later, bitch.
天啊再见贱♥人♥
I knew it would work 'cause your dread stunk like meat.
我就知道可行因为你的脏辫臭得像肉
Okay, it doesn't... It didn't smell like meat.
屁不像肉好吗
Jeez. Dang.
天天
I guess Alice is doing all right after all.
看来爱丽丝过得不错
Well, it's probably for the team of nurses.
也许是为了安置护士团队
We should really practice our faces
我们该练习下我们
for when we first see her gnarled, mangled disfigurement.
看到她扭曲损坏的面容的表情
Okay.
好
Hi! That's not bad.
嗨不错
It's okay, you go.
还行你来
Ugh, I'll just do no emotion. Oh, God.
我还是不带感情好了天
Hi.
嗨
A... Alice?
爱丽丝
Yeah, can I help you?
是的有什么需要帮忙的吗
It's... it's Abbi.
我是是艾比
Abbi Abrams, from high school.
艾比·艾布拉姆斯你的高中同学
Oh, my God, Abbi, wow.
天啊艾比
I didn't recognize you without the dreads. You look...
你不戴脏辫我都认不出你了你看着
You look great without dreads.
没有脏辫你真美
Thanks.
谢谢
So this is my friend, Ilana.
这是我朋友阿♥拉♥娜
Hi, Ilana.
嗨阿♥拉♥娜
Beautiful. Thanks.
美女谢谢
Alice, you look in... insane.
爱丽丝你看着太不可思议了
Yeah.
嗯
You're very tall.
你好高
You remember my accident, right?
你还记得我的车祸对吧
I mean, I kinda remember it a little.
还记得一点
Yeah, well, they had to put pins in my thighs,
他们不得不在我大腿里装上钢钉