大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S03E08

Part 3 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

Guess I'll save it.
看来我只有先憋着了
Mask up.
揭开面具
The empire waist is reading very Mormon.
帝国式高腰给人一种摩♥门♥教♥的感觉
You're beggin' to have his babies.
像是你在求着给他生孩子
Let's move on.
继续
Next! What?
下一件什么
Don't waste my time.
不要浪费我时间
Mask up.
揭开面具
A-line skirt is a flattering silhouette for your hourglass figure, but...
A字裙可以凸显你的玲珑身材不过
It's reading a little too sexy.
太性感了一点
Really? I mean, we could let the seam out
真的吗我们可以再缩短
an inch or two, make it a little less form fitting, but...
一两寸裙边让它看上去不那么合身但
Those legs, I mean, you just got those slut legs sticking out.
那腿你的荡♥妇♥腿就完全露出来了
How the fuck do you know this much about fashion.
你怎么这么了解时装
You know, I worked every summer at my grandma's department store in St. Louis.
以前每年暑假我都在圣路易斯我奶奶的服装店里打工
Lord and Bevers.
主和贝弗斯
Um, 'kay, mask down.
好吧戴上面具
Mask up.
揭开面具
I don't know why I didn't try it on first.
不知道为什么没有一来就试穿这件
Okay.
好吧
Hi.
你好
I am meeting a Mr.Trey--
我和特雷先生有约
Oh, Mr. Pucker. Yeah.
你是说帕克先生吧对
He arrived about a half an hour ago.
他半小时前就到了
Am I late? No, he was just very early.
我迟到了吗没他只是来得很早
Follow me. Okay.
跟我来好
Half an hour.
半小时
Abbi. Hey, Trey.
艾比嘿特雷
Hey, you look awesome.
你真漂亮
Thanks, wow. Thank you. Here you go.
谢谢谢谢坐吧
Fancy. How about this table, huh?
高端哭这桌子怎么样
Oh, it's a great table.
很棒
Check out the menu. It's so tight.
看看菜单特别时髦
I even moved my cheat day in case you wanna split stuff,
我特意推迟了我的欺骗餐日以防万一你想
share aps, whatever you wanna do.
平分东西分享公♥寓♥什么的
I moved my cheat day, too.
我也推迟了我的欺骗餐日
So we can eat whatever we want. Great.
所以我们想吃什么就吃什么真好
Hi, what would you like?
你好你们想吃什么
Hey, II know. II could
我知道我可以
Um... Okay.
好吧
Okay, I'm gonna do the pan roasted turbot with fennel pollen aioli,
我要配有茴香花粉蒜泥蛋黄酱火腿红莓豆
prosciutto, borlotti beans, parsnips, turnips and carrots.
欧洲萝卜大头菜胡萝卜的烘焙比目鱼
So the turbot. Yeah.
也就是比目鱼对
Uh, I'm gonna do the chicken.
我要鸡肉
Alright, very good. Great.
很好好的
Cool. Thanks.
好谢谢
Well...
那么
Okay.
好的
To new beginnings.
敬新的开始
Yeah...
是的
But also,
同时
to how it is.
敬现在的
Now.
状况
Presently.
目前的
Yes. You know?
是的你懂吗
Yeah. Do you understand?
嗯你明白吗
To the present. To the present. To right now yeah.
敬当下敬当下敬此刻嗯
Let's cheers. Awesome.
干杯太棒了
Awesome.
真棒
That's good-- you know what? I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
不错我去趟洗手间
I'll be right back. Alright, yeah. Make room.
很快回来好的清空你的胃
Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
请问洗手间在哪
Uh, there's one right over there
那边有一个
and then there's one down the stairs.
楼下还有一个
Great, thanks.
好的谢谢
Oh, fuck, fuck me.
卧♥槽♥ 卧♥槽♥
So what's that plant called? That plant.
那株植物叫什么那边那个
Sansevieria. "Senseverion."
虎尾兰虎尾南
No, no. I caught you.
不会吧我逮到你了
Oh, my sweet girl, you surprised me on my anniversary.
亲爱的你来我的周年纪念日给我惊喜
Surprise...
惊喜吧
Look who I found tip toeing around trying to surprise us.
看是谁在鬼鬼祟祟想给我们惊喜
Can you believe this little sneak.
这个阴险小婊♥子♥
I'm-I'm sneakin'.
我鬼鬼祟祟
Sit, sit.
坐下坐下
Ab, have yourself a lei.
小艾把花环戴上
Bob and I are going to Hawaii.
我和鲍勃要去夏威夷
Thank you. I surprised her.
谢谢我给她的惊喜
At first, she was mad and then she was glad.
刚开始她很生气然后又很开心
it's fine, it's fine. I'm happy to go.
这没什么没什么我很乐意去
You pretty little liar. Shania my ass.
你个小骗子训练仙妮亚你个头
I'm not mad, though, because you surprised my family.
不过我不生气因为你给了我家人惊喜
I love this. I love this!
我喜欢我喜欢
Everyone is happy and nothing has changed.
大家都很开心什么都没变
I am very vulnerable right now,
我现在很脆弱
so I'm gonna need to fill you in later when I'm not around...
所以等他们走后我再跟你讲
Cannot handle her questions. Okay.
受不了她的问题好的
I guess we're just gonna have to toast to honesty then, huh?
看来我们只有敬诚实了
Uh, could we get lychee martinis for the whole table.
能给我们整桌都来荔枝马提尼酒吗
Alright, are we ready to order?
各位准备好点餐了吗
Yeah, Arthur, you go first. Okay.
嗯亚瑟你先好
Well, I'm- I'm gonna have the duck.
我要鸭子
With extra breast.
有大胸脯的
Wasn't that-- that was- that was funny.
很有意思
All right.
好的
I'm gonna have the chicken.
我要鸡肉
Please. I love chicken.
谢谢我喜欢鸡肉
Uh, I'm gonna have the baked
我要烤过的
portabella mushroom Wellington, please. Oh, I like that.
惠灵顿褐蘑菇我喜欢
I will have the prawns, but I have to have
我要对虾不过一定要
the curry sauce on the side. I can't handle that kinda heat.
在里面放咖喱酱我受不了那个热度
And...
你呢
Pork chop, babe.
猪排亲爱的
Thank you.
谢谢
So, Abbi, we have incredible news.
艾比我们有重大新闻
Okay. We got the cemetery plot!
嗯我们买♥♥到墓地了
We had a bidding war, but it was totally worth it,
我们出价竞争了好一番不过绝对值
because we're under this beautiful, beautiful tree.
因为是在一棵很美很美的树下
And, also, most of all, we are nowhere near the Schwartz's.
最重要的是我们离施瓦兹's的墓地很远
Mazel. Tov.
祝贺
Oh, man.
天啊
I forgot to... I need to pla--
我忘了我需要
I need to replace my bandage. 'cause it's fallen.
我需要更换我的棉条因为它掉了
It's fallen loose.
脱落了
It's ba-- it's gonna be bad if I don't go.
如果不去换的话会很糟糕的
Imma be right back. Go to the bathroom.
很快就回来得去洗手间
Hi, you have the wrong menu. I'm just gonna take it.
你拿错菜单了给我吧
This is great-- options. You guys are cute.
选择很不错你们很可爱
Hey, there you are. Hi.
你终于来了嗨
Was gettin' worried you fell in.
还担心你掉进马桶里了
I did. It was a big toilet.
是的马桶很大
You did? No, I didn't fall in.
真的吗没没掉进去
So, two things.
两件事
One, I got you something.
一我给你准备了样东西
Oh-- okay.
好的
It's a... Corsage! Yeah.
是个花束是的
You know how you said you didn't go to prom?
你不是说你没参加过毕业舞会吗
Well... It's kind of a joke, but... Yeah.
虽然有点寒酸但嗯
It's also real.
是真的
Thank you.
谢谢