大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S03E01

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:12 a.m.

I didn't tell you?
我没跟你说吗
What? Okay, so...
什么那个
you know how after senior year,
你知道在毕业后
all of my clothes were missing? All of my clothes.
我所有衣服都不见了吗所有的
That is so sad. Uh, yeah.
真令人伤心当然
How could I forget. It was nuts.
我怎么会忘太见鬼了
So last year, I see Donna walking down the street,
去年我看到多娜在街上走
wearing the sweater that my grandmother made me.
穿着我奶奶给我织的毛衣
Shut up.
不会吧
So I confronted her on it
所以我上前质问她
and we had this huge fight and now we don't speak.
大吵了一架现在我们不来往了
I mean, who steals clothes?
谁会偷衣服啊
Honestly?
讲真
Trashy.
垃圾
Trashy... Person.
垃圾人♥渣♥
Yeah.
是的
Oh, Abbi, that's the curator. She would love your stuff.
艾比这是馆长她会喜欢你的东西的
I'm gonna go run over and grab her,
我过去找她
I'm gonna bring her back here and introduce you two.
然后把她带过来介绍给你们
That would be amazing. Oh, this is perfect.
那太好了完美计划
I love you, dude.
我爱你姐们儿
You're so talented, and you're the best.
你太有才了你是最棒的
You look so hot.
你看着真性感
Fuck! We gotta get this thing off me.
靠一定得把这个取下
She's gonna think I stole all her clothes.
不然她会以为是我偷了她所有衣服
My therapist is gonna have a field day.
我的心理医生会高兴惨的
Maybe if I just, like, pull the fabric?
要不我直接把布扯了
Like, we gotta get this off.
我们得把这取下
You know what... My teeth. My teeth are huge, come on.
我的牙齿我的牙齿很大
Huge and sharp.
大而锋利
No!
不要啊
Sh... She didn't steal it.
她没有偷衣服
Get out!
滚出去
No, Max Anne, no. Come on. Come on.
不玛科思·安妮拜托拜托
How could you?
你怎么能这样
No, Max Anne...
不玛科思·安妮
Get out! No!
滚不
Stop touching it and go!
不要再碰了快滚
Okay.
好
I...
我
Go!
滚
Go faster!
滚快点
So sorry.
真的很抱歉
Of course. Ilana... Get off the balls.
当然了阿♥拉♥娜快下来
It is a magnet.
这是磁铁
Help me now.
帮帮我
Get off of it.
快下来
Use your upper body strength.
用你的上肢力量
Help her get off of it and go!
帮她下来然后滚
Okay.
好
Okay.
好
You don't need to steady it, just go.
不需要你稳住它只管滚出就行
Go!
快
You're a bitch!
你真是个婊♥子♥
Congrats.
恭喜
Let's do this.
开工吧
It's hard for me not to feel sexual at all.
让我不欲♥火♥中烧真的好难
Ilana, can you just, like, suck your titties in a little bit?
阿♥拉♥娜你能把你的奶♥子♥吸进去一点吗
If I had control over my titties like that,
如果我能这样控制我的奶♥子♥
I'd make them the same size.
我会把它们变得一样大
Come on, gravity, you bitch!
求给力重力你个臭婊♥子♥
Come on!
用力
Oh, come on!
用力
We are so close. God!
就快成功了天
Jesus, Ab! I'm trying, I mean...
天啊小艾我在尽力
I mean, my hand's in.
我的手进去了
Okay. I got it, Yes!'s coming. Oh, it's happening.
好了要出来了终于
Oh, my God! Yes!
天啊太棒了
God! Jesus!
天啊上帝啊
Tell me that isn't sexual.
告诉我这不激起性♥欲♥
You're bleeding, dude.
你在流血姐们儿