大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S03E09

Part 3 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

我们将在五秒内到达
Four, three...
四秒三秒
Hold on. An old lady is pushing
等等一个太婆在街上推着
a baby stroller full of empty cans across the street.
一辆装满了空罐头的婴儿车
Waiting.
等待中
She's almost across.
她就快过街了
Okay, now we're coming around the corner.
好了现在我们要到了
Can you see my arm? I'm in the cab.
能看到我的手臂吗我在出租车里
Do you see me? I see you.
能看到我吗我看到你了
Okay, Anhur, slow down,
行了安赫慢点
but don't stop. I gotcha, girl.
不过别停没问题妹子
Hey! Hi, honey.
嘿亲爱的
Here's your passport bye! Thank you.
你的护照拜谢了
Yes! To the airport! Love you, Himmelz!
太好了去机场爱你黑莫茨
Bye-bye, baby!
再见亲爱的
Ooh, whoops!
糟糕
Oh, my brakes! Ay, my brakes!
我刹不住了刹不住了
Ay! Hold me closer, closer, closer.
靠近点扶我靠近点
Yes, ay!
就是这样
Thank you. Wait, wait, so
谢谢等等
You only get so many important moments in your life,
一生中只有有限的重要时刻
and you have to grasp them.
你得抓住它们
Will you go to prom with me?
你能和我一起参加毕业舞会吗
Both of you? Or one of you?
两个都去或者一个也行
I don't care-- I think I love you both.
我不在乎你们两个我都喜欢
Can you be in love with two people?
你能同时爱上两个人吗
Yes, you definitely can.
是的当然可以了
That is one of the most dangerous misconceptions about monogamy,
那是关于一夫一妻制的最危险误解
but we can't go with you because you're a literal child.
但我们不能跟你去因为你还是个孩子
We're extremely flattered, though.
不过我们很荣幸
You clearly have amazing taste.
你的品位不错
Yeah, and don't worry, you're gonna have sex one day.
别担心你会有机会做♥爱♥的
I've had sex.
我已经做过了
Look at all my bracelets.
看我的手镯
What the fuck are bracelets?
手镯是什么鬼
Kids are terrifying.
小孩太可怕了
Sorry. So sorry.
抱歉真的很抱歉
This is ridiculous. I'm so sorry.
这很可笑我很抱歉
We just have to cut 'cause we forgot our passport!
我们不得不插队因为我们忘带护照了
You know, you can understand.
你能懂的吧
I'm so sorry, we just gotta slip right past.
抱歉我们得借过下
Right, right past.
借过下
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that.
抱歉我不是故意的
Thank you so much. So sorry.
非常感谢很抱歉
Hey, do you mind if we cut? We're late for a flight.
嘿介意我们插队吗我们快错过航♥班♥了
Oh, yeah, go ahead. Thank you so much.
过去吧谢谢你
Okay.
好了
Oh, dude, Ilana, , dude.
姐们儿阿♥拉♥娜
Your period stain.
你的大姨妈斑痕
No, dude, it's an old stain.
不是这是旧的
and looks like a fish, kinda.
看着又有点像鱼
I'm packing. I'm packing heat.
我有带东西 "带着枪"
I have weed in my vaginé.
我阴♥道♥里有大♥麻♥
Period pants are the ultimate decoy!
姨妈裤是终极掩护
If we get caught at the airport, we're gonna--
如果我们在机场被抓我们就
This dog is sexually harassing me!
这狗在性骚扰我
I am so sorry.
对不起
Popcorn, get away from her!
爆米花快走开
Oh, my God.
天啊
God! My period pants worked!
天我的姨妈裤奏效了
Dude, we should shark tank period pants, for real!
姐们儿我们应该用姨妈裤创业真的
Okay. Let's roll.
好了我们走
What the fuck!
什么鬼
Leave it! I'll leave mine!
扔了吧我把我的也扔了
No, dude, it's our whole luggage!
不姐们儿这是我们的全部行李
There, look! Hey!
在那儿看嘿
Not today, put it down!
不要在今天惹老娘把箱子放下
Oh, I was just trying to take it to the lost and--
我是打算拿到失物招领
Yeah, sure you were!
鬼信啊
Sorry!
抱歉
I'm gonna throw up. Coming through! Coming through!
我要吐了借过借过
What a sexy stare you have.
你的凝视好有魅力
It's scary, too. It's hot.
也很吓人性感死了
Yes!
终于
Wait! We're-- we're going to--
等下我们要去
Gate's changed. That flight's back in B-12 now.
登机口改了回到B12了
Come the fuck on!
他妈的有没有搞错啊
Hey, how's it going. Nice shirt.
嘿你好啊衬衫不错
Come on, come on!
快走快走
You should have taken the walkway.
你该走自动人行道的
So stubborn.
真固执
Hey, you grabbed our boards, bro!
嘿你们把我们的滑板拿走了哥们
Ilana!
阿♥拉♥娜
I got an extra ticket, let's do this!
我有一张多余的票我们去做吧
Do what, Dale?
做什么戴尔
What the fuck is wrong with you?
你♥他♥妈♥有什么毛病
Sorry!
不好意思
You fucking bitch! I didn't mean to hit you.
你个该死的婊♥子♥ 我不是要打你的
We are-- we're on this flight.
我们是这趟航♥班♥的
It hasn't left yet. Please.
还没起飞拜托了
I was just trying to get one foot in the door.
刚才我是想先踏一只脚进去
It's a shoe, not a foot,
那是鞋不是脚
And it hit me, not a door.
而且击中了我不是门
The plane is still there, we can still make it.
飞机还在这我们可以上的
Please, please, just let us on.
求你了求你了让我们上去吧
You know what? Just, just go ahead, yeah.
你们上去吧
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
万分感谢万分感谢
Thank you so, so much.
太谢谢你了
We really appreciate it.
真的很感谢
We all hate her.
我们都讨厌她
Thank you.
谢谢
You are two lucky jews.
你们两个幸运的犹太佬
We think so, too.
不能再同意
Yes, we did it! Yes, we did it!
我们做到了我们做到了
Get on the fucking plane!
快滚上飞机
Go!
快
Oh, my God, we made it!
天啊我们成功了
Oh, God, I cannot believe we made it.
天不敢相信我们成功了
This is the longest ramp I've ever been on.
这是我走过的最长的舷梯了
I am so sorry, ladies.
不好意思女士们
There is no more space in the overhead compartments,
头顶的行李舱已经没空间了
We'll have to check your luggage.
我们必须托运你们的行李
Actually, yours will probably be okay.
不过你的应该没问题
So sleek and streamlined.
很光滑精简
Lincoln... Had really adult taste in luggage.
林肯对行李箱的品味很成熟
This is actually a really special bag, too.
这其实也是一个特殊的箱子
It's Drew's. Sorry, this is not your bag?
是德鲁的什么不是你的
No, no, no, it's mine-- I packed it.
不不不是我的我打包的
It's just that Ms. Drew Barrymore
只是德鲁·巴里摩尔女士
highly recommends this bag.
极力推荐这个箱子
If you google, in quotes, "Refinery 29,"
如果你谷歌♥"Refinery 29" [时尚网站]"
In quotes, "Drew barrymore."
"德鲁·巴里摩尔"
That's amazing.
好棒哦
Unfortunately, Drew Barrymore is the only person
不幸的是德鲁·巴里摩尔是唯一
who could carry on something that bulky.
一个能带这么庞大的箱子的人
This is gonna have to go under the plane.
这个必须得托运
Okay, hold on. This bag is the bomb.
等等这个箱子很酷
Please just let me-- I'm sure there's a spot.
求你让我我相信肯定有空间的
Okay, I'm gonna shut these doors and take off.
我要关门然后起飞了
Would you like to come with us?
你要跟我们一起来吗
Mark, can you come get this bag, please?