脆莓公园（2012）

This is not a furry freak sex party.
Jorge 等一下
Jorge, wait!
我说的意思是 比赛完咱就去福瑞控淫乱派对
What I meant was, we're going to a furry sex party.
赞 你不从"大松鼠"那儿染点疱疹 你就算白活
Yes! You haven't lived till you've contracted herpes from a gigantic squirrel!
♪ 我要去可怕的大监狱 看我的熊仔 ♪
♪ Gonna visit my cubsy wubs in the big, scary prison. ♪
♪ 要把他带回家家 因为他已经学乖 ♪
♪ Gonna bring him home because he has learned his lesson. ♪
搞毛啊?
What the hell?
听着 Vato 31号♥房♥的Tuco
Okay, so look, Vato, Tuco over in cell 31?
对我没大没小的 摆平他
He shows me no respect. He's gotta go.
好 我会搞定的
Yo, I'll take care of it.
等一下 我就是Tuco啊
Wait, but I am Tuco.
小毛球?
Cubsy wubs?
兄弟 你喊我们老大什么?
What'd you call our leader, ese?
您想让我弄死这死贱♥人♥吗?
You want for me to make this bitch ass dead?
不用 没关系的 老弟
No, that's cool, dog.
这家伙好像是我以前帮会的小弟
I think I remember this fool from back in the hood.
他们拿你怎么了 Malloy?
What happened to you, Malloy?
他们没拿我怎么样 老哥 现在这里就是我家啦
Nothing happened to me, gringo. This is my family now.
Julio 你在吃我的月亮派吗?
Julio, is that my moon pie?
我就知道 Malloy "严爱"简直就是扯淡
I knew it, Malloy! I knew tough love was a bad idea!
我就不该听信那些傻X林警的
I never should've listened to those asshole Rangers.
别担心 老爹会把你弄出去的
Don't you worry. Daddy is gonna bust you outta here.
弄我出去? 这就是我家啦 老哥
Bust me out? This is my home, homes.
我哪儿也不去
I ain't going nowhere.
兄弟 我听说Vato把Julio和Tuco都干掉了
Brah, I heard Vato killed Julio and Tuco.
他失控了 把他解决掉
He is out of control. Take him out.
好啦 Jorge COS比赛在那边排队
Okay, Jorge, there's the line for the costume contest.
中土世界
那福瑞控性♥交♥派对啥时候开始呢?
When does the furry sex commence?
我满蛋蛋的期待啊
My sack grows tight with anticipation!
一会儿的 咱赶快
In a minute. Come on.
左 右 左
Left, right, left.
步子跟紧点
Shorten your gait.
快走 - 我靠 搞毛
Come on. - What the... what the [Bleep]?
免费幼鳗面包
Denzel都做得到 这能有多难
Denzel could do it. What's so hard about this?
是因为你的屁辣了我的眼
Because my eyes sting from the fumes coming from your anus.
你闻起来就像中东人
You smell like the Middle East!
你这"咕噜"扮得真像
Hey, great Gollum costume.
我是得了早衰症
I have Progeria.
好 我们上 我觉得我们还是有机率获胜的
Okay, we're next! I think we've still got a shot at winning.
对不起 你被取消参赛资格了 - 什么? 为什么啊?
I'm sorry, you're disqualified. - What? Why?
你被取消资格 因为你还缺少服装的另一半
Yeah, you're disqualified because you're missing the back half of your costume.
Jorge
Jorge!
你是这里最粗犷 最性感的动物啦
You are the biggest, sexiest furry in here.
快告诉我 你扮的是什么 熊吗? 嗯?
Tell me, what are you, a bear? Huh?
大猩猩?
A gorilla?
我Peter Jackson [魔戒导演]
I'm Peter Jackson.
来 安啦 喝点"茅坑红酒"呗
Here, relax. Have some toilet wine.
不用 我够了 之前喝了点"便所清酒"
Nah, nah, I'm good. I had a bunch of shitter sake earlier.
我不想一上来就做♥爱♥ 我们应该彼此了解
Now, I don't want to just make love. We should get to know each other.
好主意 我们应该好好促膝长谈一番
Ooh, good idea. We should have lots of long conversations.
你最喜欢什么颜色? - 蓝色
What's your favorite color? - Blue.
好了 来吧 - 啥?
Okay, let's do it. - What?
嘿 嘿 塞不下诶 塞不下诶
Hey, hey, that's not gonna fit! It ain't gonna fit!
先别急
Not so fast!
你不能和这个男人上♥床♥
You cannot have sex with this man.
谢谢您嘞 耶稣亲大爷
Oh, thank you, baby Jesus!
必须先把他娶过门
Until after you marry him.
等下 再说一遍
Wait, come again?
我管理的是基♥督♥教监狱
I run a good Christian prison here.
不允许在我的眼皮底下发生任何形式的交♥媾♥
And I don't allow any intercourse under my roof
除非你们在耶稣的见证下结合
unless you share a union in the eyes of God.
联♥系♥筹备人 伙计们
Call the caterer, boys.
我们要举♥行♥同志婚礼了
We're having us a gay prison wedding!
天呐 我们要结婚了
Oh, boy! We're getting married!
等下 这有何急? - 我很浪漫
Wait, what's the rush? - I'm a romantic.
还有艾滋
And I got AIDS.
好了 脆莓精英们
All right, Brickleberry's finest.
Denzel快变成肉体避孕套了
Denzel's about to become a human condom
而我的小乖被一群园艺工人给洗♥脑♥了
and my poor little baby has been brainwashed by a gang of landscapers.
我们要一举救出他们
And we are gonna bust 'em both out.
救出他们? 要进那监狱比脱山羊内♥裤♥还难
Bust them out? That prison's harder to get into than a sheep's panties.
没错 褐丘以两件事最臭名昭著
True, Hazelhurst penitentiary is notorious for two things...
越狱计划: 组织军队 准备军♥火♥ 开动
第一 监管严密 第二 热衷举办强制性同志婚礼
One, its airtight security, and two, its fondness for forced homosexual weddings.
我们要打扮成婚庆团队 混进去
We're gonna pose as a wedding events crew, slip in
在卤肉饭凉了之前和伙伴们逃之夭夭
and be gone with our friends before the rice pilaf is even cold.
天呐 我一直想策划一场婚礼来着
Oh, my God, I've always wanted to plan a wedding!
淡定 新娘斯拉 你负责蛋糕和鲜花
Easy there, Bridezilla. You're on cake and flowers.
Connie 你是摄影师
Connie, you're the photographer.
可以拍几张Ethel胸照吗?
Can I grab a couple titty pics of Ethel?
火爆Jim 你负责爆破
Firecracker Jim, you're on demolition.
一听到婚礼进行曲时 就给咱们炸出一条出口
When you hear, "dun, duh, dun, dun, dun," blow us an escape route!
包咱身上了 咱大学就主修怎么把东西炸飞
Hell, yeah! Blowing shit up was my major in college!
我没听说脆莓还有大学
I didn't know Brickleberry had a college.
因为被我给炸飞了
That's because I blew it up!
然后监狱警卫就会大量武装 我们也一样
Them prison guards are gonna be packing a lot of heat, but so will we.
等他们开始朝我们开火 咱就...
When they start firing at us, poom!
瞧我 我看上去像个拿枪的脱衣舞娘
Hey, look at me! I'm like a stripper with guns!
就像Possumcods奶奶
Just like Granny Possumcods.
她曾拿枪顶着我们脑袋 给我们跳大腿舞
She used to hold us at gunpoint and give us lap dances.
我爱圣诞节
I love Christmas.
好了 队员们 行动吧
All right, team, let's do this.
你好啊 黑鬼
Hola, negro.
我和我兄弟就想过来给你一份小小的结婚礼物
Me and my boys just wanted to come down and give you a little wedding present.
好诶 一根刺柄 - 不是 这是牙刷
Sweet, a shank. - No, it's a toothbrush.
我心想肉锤跟你啪啪啪 整得你肛♥门♥外翻时
I figured you should have fresh breath while Meat Hammer
你不应该有口臭
turns your asshole inside out.
婚庆公♥司♥
不 我们该怎么过警卫的关卡?
Oh, no! How are we gonna get past the guards?
大家保持冷静 我有一整套后备计划会管用的
Now everybody just stay cool. I got a whole back story worked out.
好呀 伙计 我叫剑火Rick
Good day, mate. Name's Rick Swordfire.
我是热爱舔肛的双性双鱼座
I'm a bisexual Pisces who loves analingus.
你的姓怎么拼?
How do you spell your last name?
好了 咱们走
All right. Let's go!
伙计 你还好吧 - 不 不好
Hey, buddy, you okay? - No, not really.
我被好基友放鸽子了
I got screwed over by my best friend.
现在可能再也见不到我的偶像了
Now I'll probably never get to meet my hero.
别垂头丧气的 伙计 你当然会见到
Come on, man. Sure you will.
Viggo Mortens...
Viggo Mortens...
人生苦短 何必去责备你的死党呢?
Life is too short to be mad at your best friend.
说的没错 Viggo 现在他有大♥麻♥烦了
You're right, Viggo. And now he's in a lot of trouble.
他被强迫嫁给一个监狱里的家伙
He's being forced to marry this guy in prison.
什么? 你得去救你朋友 像霍比特人一样 伙计
What? You need to help your friend. Think like a Hobbit, man.
你就这么想 Fredo会让Gandar去...
You think that, uh, "Fredo" would allow "Gandar" to...
他会用隐形的... 项链...
He'd use the invisibility, uh, necklace, uh...
好吧 抱歉 我没看过那部天杀的电影
All right, I'm sorry. I never saw those goddamn movies.
等这家伙倒腾完Denzel的后♥庭♥
When that guy's done with Denzel's rectum
大伙会花钱看Evel Knievel开摩托飞跃它 [特技演员]
people will pay to see Evel Knievel jump it.
好了 火爆Jim 开炸
Okay, Firecracker Jim, blow it!
近亲繁殖的乡巴佬特么听不懂提示啊
Those inbred hillbillies [Bleep] up their cue!
是呢 这事儿挺抱歉
Yeah, sorry about that.
你们特么跑这里来干个鸟?
What the hell are you guys doing here?
因为咱们在来的路上被逮住了
Well, yeah, we kinda got arrested on the way over here.
原来 开车抽大♥麻♥违反假释条例
Turns out smoking meth while driving is a parole violation.
他奶奶的 至少我们还有装满枪♥支♥的大蛋糕
God damn it. Well, at least we've still got a giant wedding cake filled with guns.
关于那个吧... 实在没办法把枪放在里面
Yeah, about that, there was just no way to get the guns inside
又不破坏薰衣草奶油糖霜
without messing up the lavender buttercream frosting.
抱歉
Sorry.
Ethel 你是说我们不是来救Malloy和Denzel的
Ethel, are you telling me that rather than springing Malloy and Denzel
我们其实是来操办这该死的婚礼的吗?
we're actually here to cater a goddamn wedding?
才不 是美得要死的婚礼