脆莓公园（2012）

Brickleberry S02E09

Part 4 Oct. 11, 2025, 7:31 p.m.

You sure I should eat him raw? Can't I get salmonella?
看来你还是人类跟屁虫
Proof you are a human lover!
是又怎样? 我喜欢我的生活
So what if I am? I like my life.
我就该跟人类待着
I belong with the humans.
要是这点让你不爽了那就连带我一块给宰了吧
And if that bothers you, I guess you'll just have to kill all of us.
好呗那就一块干掉
All right. Let's kill all of them.
我太不会下最后通牒了
Ooh, I suck at ultimatums.
看约翰尼•德普
Look! Johnny Depp!
哪呢? 约翰尼•德普哪呢?
Where? Where is Johnny Depp?
Connie 做点啥啊
Connie, do something!
走你
Here.
现在我们该怎么办?
What should we do now?
想办法先让Connie穿上外套吧
Let's start with Connie putting a shirt back on.
那帮傻缺动物都特么跑哪儿去了?
Where the hell did all those stupid animals go?
嘿我打算谈判了
Hey, I'm ready to negotiate!
来了 - 哪呢?
Here they are! - Where?
现在我的毛绒小朋友
Now, my little furry friend.
脸应该是这么啃的
This is how you eat a face.
停我不想事情变成这副田地
Stop! I didn't want it to come to this,
但你们逼得我无路可走了
but you've left me with no choice.
发起攻击孩子们
Attack, my children!
不是它们
No, no, them!
它们蛰它们啊
Them! Attack them!
没打着
You missed!
你一直有枪的啊
You had a gun the whole time?
一年以后
地球日家庭教育欢乐行
我还真得说 Ethel
Well, I gotta say, Ethel.
你办的地球日庆祝活动确实比我强多了
You do put on a better Earth Day celebration than me.
希望我们都有学到重要的一课
I hope we all learned a valuable lesson...
每个人都应该敬畏大自然善待小动物
That everyone needs to respect nature and be nicer to animals.
或者要是真把动物宰了换成机器的也能行
Or, when you do kill an animal, replace it with a robot.
又到这天了 Malloy
Well, it's that day again, Malloy.
我想为自己的所作所为向你道歉
I wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did.
行了别揪心了 Steve
Ah, don't worry about it, Steve.
不管咋说要不是你杀我爸妈
After all, if you didn't kill my parents,
我也不可能坐这儿边看流浪汉打架边吃微波玉米热狗了
I wouldn't be watching bum fights, eating this microwave corn dog right now.
动物们绝对想不到错过什么福了
Animals don't know what they're missing.
那我是不是还算帮你忙了?
Well, I guess I did you a favor, huh?
对呀为表感谢我可给你准备惊喜啦
Sure. And as a thank you, I got you a surprise.
老妈? 爸?
Mom? Dad?
现在咱俩扯平了
And now we're even.