脆莓公园（2012）

Brickleberry S02E02

Part 4 Oct. 11, 2025, 7:31 p.m.

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the porn actors and actresses we lost this year.
让我们铭记
木耳Bridget
木耳Bridget
死于艾滋病
凸起Teddy
凸起Teddy
死于艾滋病
柔韧Sydney
柔韧Sydney
死于艾滋并发症
栗色Buster
栗色Buster
死于车祸
栗色Buster
开玩笑啦
栗色Buster
死于艾滋病
坚挺Rex
坚挺Rex
死于把身体贡献给
坚挺Rex
死于把身体贡献给
携带典型艾滋病的
坚挺Rex
死于把身体贡献给
携带典型艾滋病的
同性恋大象
下面揭晓最佳色情演员
And now, to present the Boney for best actor!
掌声有请裹皮革侏儒精肉身•恶魔
Please welcome Flesh Devil, the leather-bound midget freak.
以及奥斯卡金像奖得主苏珊•萨兰登
And academy award winner Susan Sarandon.
第68届奥斯卡最佳女演员
苏珊有道是优秀的动作片演员可以招来观众捧场
Susan, it is said that a good porn actor invites the audience to come.
没错肉身•恶魔但伟大的动作片演员可以引发观众共鸣
Yes, Flesh Devil, but a great porn actor also invites the audience to feel.
色请大奖最佳演员获得者...
The Boney Award for best actor goes to...
坚挺Rex
Rex Erection!
我仅代表坚挺Rex接受这一荣誉
I'd like to accept this on behalf of Rex Erection.
他既不性感也不洒脱演技更是烂到家
He wasn't sexy or handsome, he was a horrible actor
但给你们看啥你们都能撸
but you guys will jerk off to anything.
谢谢
Thank you.
都特么扯淡
This is bullshit!
谁不承认我公爵才是史上最佳?!
Everyone knows Duke is the greatest of all time!
这个不是要我带回家那座吧?
That's not the one I take home, is it?
不敢相信Woody走了
I can't believe Woody's gone.
猜得到他在遗嘱里都留给我什么了么?
Do you have any idea what he left me in his will?
他的爱哎呦多贴心呐
His love. Oh, isn't that sweet?
祝你朽死在地狱老贱男
Hope you rot in hell, cheap old man.
Connie 你怎么这样了?
Connie, what happened to you?
Steve说我被鬼逮了 Denzel说鬼又跑了
Steve said a ghost got me, then Denzel said the ghost left
然后就没有然后了
and there's no use investigating the situation any further.
好耶林警们我们来引蛇入洞吧
Howdy, Rangers. It's time to bust ass!
我了个...
What the...
我假死了一下下好让坚挺Rex的传奇万古长青
I faked my own death so Rex Erection's legacy could live on forever.
老子可不会让鸡动公爵偷走老子奋斗来的一切
I wasn't about to let Duke Dick steal everything I worked for!
可棺材盒里确实有个死人让我们给埋了
But there was a body in the casket that we buried.
是啦我在奎兹诺斯后面发现一个昏倒的纳瓦伙流浪汉
Oh, yeah. That was some homeless Navajo I found passed out behind Quiznos.
奎兹诺斯: 美国知名快餐品牌纳瓦伙人: 印第安居民集团中人数最多的一支
咋了? 我给他50块呢
What? I gave him 50 bucks.
抱歉我们晚了
Sorry we're late.
鬼啊
Ghost!
快抄打鬼棒
Quick! Grab the ghost bats!