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The Simpsons S27E21
Part 2
Dec. 8, 2020, 12:18 p.m.
Maybe he has trouble talking in the dark.
也许他不喜欢在黑暗中交流
Hey, Jerry, bring up number seven.
杰瑞 把七号♥灯亮起来
No! Jerry, no!
不 杰瑞 不
No!
不
Jerry, stop it! No! Don't...
杰瑞 住手 不 不要
Oh, no!
不
Okay, okay, okay, um... Fear of public speaking.
好吧 好吧 害怕公众演讲
Well, that's not really an object,
这并不算是话题
but we'll make it work.
不过也能行
New York City, loveless marriage,
纽约 没有爱情的婚姻
fear of public speaking.
害怕公众演讲
They've pulled back the bow-- now let the arrow take flight.
他们已经拉开了弓 现在要放箭了
You know, I'm gonna move over a seat.
我还是换个座位吧
We now take you to an apartment
现在我们将带领你们来到
on 68th and Columbus avenue.
68号♥街哥伦布大道
What? What? Cathy, what's wrong?
怎么了 凯西 发生什么事了
I-I... I-I...
我 我 我
I...
我...
Aw, for heaven's sakes, Cathy, when we got married,
老天爷 凯西 我们刚结婚时
you used to speak for hours.
你能滔滔不绝好几个小时
But since we moved to New York City, nothing!
自从搬来纽约 你就什么都不和我说了
Wow. It all magically fits.
居然如此合适
Come on, Cathy, say something! Anything!
拜托 凯西 说点什么 什么都行
Fuggedaboutit!
可拉倒吧
And scene!
落幕
I said "Fear of public speaking."
我说了"害怕公众演讲"
Yes, you did. Very nice. Return to your seat immediately.
是的 你真棒 快回座位去吧
Wow. Wow. These guys do everything I can't.
这些人能做到所有我做不到的事
Maybe they can teach me.
也许他们能教我
I don't know that they're interested in that.
我不知道他们是否感兴趣
$500 for the first eight classes.
前八节课五百美元
That's kind of expensive.
有点贵
Couldn't people just form their own groups for free?
不能免费自行组队吗
And scene.
落幕
Excuse me, is this the, uh,
抱歉 这里是
improv class?
即兴表演课吗
Yes, and... Come in.
是的 进来吧
Sit anywhere?
随便坐
Yes, and... be quiet.
是的 保持安静
This is it.
就是这个感觉
I feel my mind exploding with premises.
我脑子里充满了设定
So many ideas,
这么多点子
but how do I turn them into comedy?
但要怎样把它们变成喜剧呢
Homer, could-could you stay with us, please?
侯默 注意听讲好吗
I don't know how.
我不知道该怎么做
The secret is to lose yourself
秘密就是放松自己
And become, say, a suicidal auctioneer.
然后变成一个想要自杀的拍卖♥♥师
I could not possibly imagine what such a person would say.
只是难以想象这是一个人说出来的话
Well, just remember, it's-it's not you.
只需记住 那不是你
Don't you get it? The secret to life
你还不明白吗 人生的秘密
has been right in front of you.
一直就在你的眼前
Don't be yourself!
不要做自己
Uh, uh, okay.
好吧
What am I bid for this noose?
这个绞索的出价是多少
Do I hear $100?
有人出价一百元吗
No?
没有吗
Going... Going...
继续 继续
That's great! Really took my mind off my sick grandmother.
太棒了 成功减少了我对生病祖母的担忧
Looks like the hospital left a message.
医院给我发来了信息
Gotta go. See ya!
我得先走了 再见
It made me laugh.
连我都被逗笑了
So, then, you pay me? No, never!
那你会付钱给我吗 绝不
And if you open your own school, we'll break your legs!
如果你也开办学校的话 我们会打断你的腿
You want to give him the one we can never crack?
你想让他试一下我们一直没能解决的那个吗
Queen of Norway buying a car.
挪威女王买♥♥汽车
Oh, dear! I can't a-fjord it!
天啊 我"负蛋"不起
A star is born.
一颗新星冉冉升起
Excuse me.
打扰一下
I'm from the city. Are you aware that you live
我是政♥府♥的 你知道你现在住的地方
in a historical treehouse preservation district?
属于历史树屋保护区吗
May I see your permits?
我能看看你的许可证吗
I don't have permits.
我没有许可证
Don't worry.
别担心
D-don't worry.
别担心
I'll take care of it.
我会处理的
I've got to hand it to you, dad.
我不得不称赞你一下 老爸
You went from fear of public speaking
你从一开始害怕公开演讲
to starting your own improv troupe.
到现在开办一个即兴表演剧团
Improv is exciting,
即兴表演很刺♥激♥
but totally safe.
但又超级安全
Like driving a helicopter on the ground.
就像是在地面上开直升机一样
Um, that's not safe.
那个很不安全
Don't deny the premise.
不要否认前提
That's anti-improv.
那是反即兴表演
Note for new character, "Auntie improv."
新角色 "即兴阿姨"
May I hear a suggestion?
大家有什么建议吗
People, don't freak out,
大伙 不要惊慌
but the improv critic from the Springfield Shopper
《春田购物杂♥志♥》的即兴表演评论家
is in the audience.
就坐在观众席上
Steve Thurlson?
斯蒂芬·德尔森
No, Thurlson is their improv reporter.
不 德尔森是他们的即兴表演记者
Grant Hood is their improv critic.
格兰特·霍德是他们的评论家
Then who's Jennifer Whitehead?
那詹妮弗·怀特海德是做什么的
Oh, she writes improv think pieces.
她专门写即兴分♥析♥文章
You know, trends, big picture stuff.
就像是发展趋势 大环境之类的
Who does the top ten list
谁负责撰写
at end-of-year "Best of improv" issue?
年度十大最佳即兴表演特辑
They each write their own.
他们每个人都会写
Oh, yeah.
没错
I forgot about that. That's true.
我都把这个忘了 确实是这样
Hi, everybody.
大家好
We are "premises, premises."
我们是"前提 前提"组合
Yes, it says on google that there are 5,012 improv groups
谷歌♥上面大约有5012个即兴表演团体
with that name.
在使用这个名字
Take it, Homer.
你来 侯默
Uh, okay, I need a location.
请给我一个地名
Uh, Jackson Square in New Orleans.
新奥尔良的杰克逊广场
And a type of person that might be there.
还需要一类会出现在那里的人
Someone with confidence.
有自信的人
Mm, I...
我
I ga-ron-tee it!
我保真[口误]
So, Tuesday is the treehouse warming.
周二是树屋聚会
Nelson's gonna show us his mom's bra.
内尔森会给我看他妈妈的胸罩
That's the thing that boobs touch.
那是挨着胸部的衣服
Whoa, automatic blinds.
天啊 自动百叶窗
Yeah, I think my mom put those in.
我想是我妈妈装的
No need to thank her.
不用感谢她
She's just doing her job.
这是她应该做的
The keebler elves are real!
饼干精灵是真的
Pass the gravy, Bart.
递一下肉酱汁 巴仔
Yo.
给
Thank you.
谢谢你
Geez, who ordered the crab?
天 谁点了螃蟹
There's crab?
有螃蟹吗
There's no crab.
没有螃蟹
There's no "thank you's", no appreciation.
没有感谢 没有感激
Nothing.
什么都没有
Uh, who was that directed at?
这是在说谁
Bart!
巴仔
Pass the gravy, please.
递一下肉酱汁 谢谢
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