辛普森一家
The Simpsons S27E07
Part 3
Dec. 8, 2020, 12:14 p.m.
and jazz is all about following the rules, you know.
爵士乐的一切就是遵循规则 你懂的
Come on, guys. Don't I get a puff?
快拿来 伙计们 敢不敢给我来两口
I really have the munchies.
真是太饿了
Bye!
回见
We've got to get her back.
我们得去接她回来
Pack your things. We're heading for New York.
收拾东西 上纽约
We should get a place there. We go so often.
我们得在那买♥♥个房♥子 毕竟那么常去
I can't believe I'm gonna be performing here.
真不敢相信我要在这里表演了
I already got my ticket!
我已经买♥♥好票了
Ah, so many seats.
好多座位啊
Damn it!
见鬼
Lousy electric car.
破电动汽车
Dad, just 'cause it got hit by lightning that time
老爸 它只不过被闪电击中了一下
doesn't make it electric.
是不会因此变成电动的
Shut up, boy.
闭嘴 小鬼
How may I help thee, friends?
有什么可以帮到你们的吗 朋友
Our car... broketh down.
我们的车坏了
Springfield Englisher accent?
春田镇的口音吗
You must know my ultra-liberal cousin Ned Flanders.
那你一定认识我那信仰极端自♥由♥主义的堂弟
Oh, he's brought such shame to our family
他的唇毛和两段婚姻
with his lip hair and two marriages.
简直给我们的家族蒙羞
And do you know he's left-handed?
你知道他还是左撇子吗
Um, can I please use the, uh,
我...我能
little bearded boys' room?
上个厕所吗
How deep did thou diggest?
你挖了多深
30 hands.
300米
With God's grace, it will be enough.
上帝保佑 应该够了
**Don't know why*
*不知道为什么
**There's no sun up*
*太阳没有照常升起
**In the...*
*在
**In the... in the...*
*在 在
How about "In the sky"?!
“在天空中”如何
The sky!
天空
You ought to know, sweetheart.
你要明白 宝贝
You were there when God created it.
你都老的跟地球差不多年纪了
Eh, go shave a coconut.
真是鸡蛋里挑骨头
I turned down Transformers on Broadway for this?
我拒绝了百老汇变形金刚的邀约就为了这个吗
I was a Megatron-sized fool!
我真是个超级无敌大傻♥逼♥
Kristen Chenoweth was set to play Sam Witwicky's mother.
克莉斯汀·切诺维斯都准备出演萨姆·维特维奇的妈妈了
This is how mad I am! Fade to black!
我要气死了 灯光调暗
You can't be serious!
你没说真的吧
I said fade!
我说了调暗
Everyone, meet me back here in however long it takes
我吃五片安定以后睡醒时
to wake up from five Valium.
我醒过来我们就在这里集♥合♥ 不管多久
On the dot!
必须准时
Hey, man, how'd you get that seat?
老兄 你怎么有座位坐的
They thought I was pregnant.
他们以为我怀孕了
It's showtime, Laney. Time to see if there's still
该上台了莱妮 检验你的”事业”
a spark left in that smoldering Duraflame log you call a career.
是否还能燃起火花的时刻到了
Hey, Laney.
嗨 莱妮
Moe, I need you.
老谋子 我需要你
To make me feel confident, strong and beautiful.
让我感到自信 强大和美丽
Boy, I'm not real good at boosting self-esteem there.
亲爱的 我不知道怎么帮你建立自信
But, uh, if you make a mistake, I can fire my gun.
但是 如果你出错了 我会开枪
And that's what the critics will be yappin' about tomorrow.
明天人们就会议论这个了
That's not encouragement!
那可不是鼓励
Those are your lyrics!
是你的歌♥词
**I had a dream*
*我做了一个梦
**A dream about you, baby*
*梦里都是你 宝贝
**It's gonna come true, baby*
*美梦将成真 宝贝
**They think that we're through*
*他们觉得我们已经结束
**But, baby*
*但 宝贝
**You'll be swell*
*你会是最好的
**You'll be great*
*你会是最棒的
**Gonna have the whole world on a...*
*你会拥有整个世界 在
**On a...*
*在
**Plate*
*你的盘中
Cheering for someone getting a word right.
为说对了一句歌♥词而欢呼
That is a low bar.
水准真低
Four tickets, please.
请给我四张票
I'm sorry, ma'am. The show is sold out
对不起女士 票已经卖♥♥完了
for reasons that elude me.
我也不清楚为什么
My daughter's in there.
我女儿在里面
Eh, we all got our problems.
我们都有自己的麻烦事儿
I'm a ticket seller for a dying art form.
我是个快死了的售票员
Hey, uh, you're a union man, right?
嗨 你是工会会员把
Brother?
老兄
Why didn't you say so?
你怎么不早说
I have no choice now but to be corrupt.
那我只能给你开个后门了
In you go.
进去吧
**Everything's gonna be*
*所有的事都会变为
**Bright lights and lollipops*
*闪耀光芒和棒棒糖
Come on, let's sneak her out.
来 我们把她偷偷带走
Under the guise of soliciting for Broadway Cares.
用百老汇关怀中心募捐的名义
Wait. Wait, Homer.
等等 等等 侯默
Look at our little girl.
看我们的姑娘
She's got chops.
她真有天赋
Honest-to-goodness chops.
真正的天赋
Yeah. Letting our daughter go on the road
是啊 让我们的女儿跟着一个80岁的歌♥剧天后
with an 80-year-old diva and some sketchy jazz guys
和这些肤浅的爵士男一起
was the best decision we ever made.
是我们这辈子做的最棒的决定
**Everything's coming up roses*
*所有事美好而顺利
**For me and for you!*
*为了你和我
Mom, that was the greatest night of my life!
妈妈 这是我一生中最棒的一个夜晚
When does the show start?
演出什么时候开始
It did, and it was wonderful.
已经开始了 而且它太棒了
Eh, she's been bitten by the showbiz bug.
她已经被娱乐圈腐蚀了
And when that happens, only working with Bruce Willis
事已至此 只有跟布鲁斯·威利斯共事
can extinguish it.
才能治疗她的病了
Okay. Just finish out the tour.
好吧 就待到巡回演出结束吧
We'll see you in Pittsfield.
我们皮茨菲尔德见
No way!
没门
Pittsfield ain't happening for this little scene stealer.
这抢镜小妞不会去皮茨菲尔德了
I love you, Lisa, but you got a bigger ovation than me.
我爱你 丽莎 但是你比我更受欢迎
So we can never share the same stage again.
所以我们不能再同台演出了
What? How can you say that?
什么 你怎么能说这些话
Showbiz lesson number seven:
娱乐圈守则第七条
just when things are going great,
当事情一帆风顺时
they pull the rug out from under you.
他们会给你一记沉重的打击
Bad news, Laney. We're shutting down.
坏消息 莱妮 我们要取消接下来的演出了
Never cleared the rights to "Everything's Coming Up Roses."
我可从没有保证过什么”一切美好而顺利”
See what I mean?
懂我说的了吗
Also, we're gonna need that rug.
还有 我们要拿走这块毯子
Mom, suddenly I really want to go home.
妈妈 我突然好想回家
If you go, let me give you one huge piece of advice:
你要走的话 我再给你个重要的建议
take the Eighth Avenue side,
走第八大道
then catch a cab and circle back.
叫辆出租车兜一圈
And away... I... go!
我走啦
Well, Laney, youse, uh... you still got me.
莱妮 你还有我
See how gaudy his house is?
看 多俗气的房♥子
A brass doorknocker?
黄铜的门环
Who lives here, Caligula?
谁住在这里 卡利古拉[罗马皇帝]
'Tis troubling.
这真烦人
Cousin Jacob! All the way from Pennsyl-diddly-vania!
雅各布堂兄 一路从宾夕狄德利法尼亚来
I see thou art still using the Devil's "Diddly."
你还在用魔鬼的语言”狄德利”
Well, I must confess, I-I do over-diddly.
好吧 我承认 我用了太多
And I see your house is lit by Edison's witch lights.
我看到你的房♥子点着爱迪生的女巫之灯
Who's holier than thou now, Ned?
现在比你更虔诚是谁呢 内德
Homer, you've shown me that I'm guilty of the sin of pride,
侯默 你告诉了我骄傲是一种罪恶
and that just makes me love you more.
这让我更爱你了
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