辛普森一家
The Simpsons S31E12
Part 1
May 26, 2020, 8:24 a.m.
辛普森一家
第三十一季 第十二集
晚上好 霍雷肖先生
Guten Abend, Herr Horatio.
把剩下的给我
Gib mir die Karte.
田镇
春田镇
春田镇对吧
Springfield, eh?
那就是我要去的寻宝之地
Then that's where I'm going treasure hunting.
你是说我们要去的寻宝之地
You mean we're going treasure hunting.
我们会在这周内找到沉船
We'll find that sunken ship within the week.
Grid 274 by 319.
四十年后
深度60米 声呐探测
Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
无果
Nothing.
继续下一个读数
Proceed to next reading.
Grid 274 by 320.
深度60米 声呐探测
Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
无果
Nothing.
船长 长范围多普勒雷达显示
Captain, the long-range Doppler shows a squall
暴风正从东北方过来
coming out of the nor'east.
我们最好掉头回去等风暴过去
We'd best head back to wait it out.
我猜猜 你今天没寻到宝
Let me guess, you didn't find any treasure today.
你跟医生说增加药量的事了吗
Did you talk to the doctor about going up on your dose?
风暴搅乱了海底
The storm stirred up the seafloor.
我们必须从断脊的南面重新探测
We'll have to resound everything south of the break.
坐标 274 6
Grid 274 by 6.
深度30米 声呐探测
Depth 30 meters. Sounding.
无果
Nothing.
我做了烤肉当晚饭
I made us a roast for dinner,
然后丢掉了
then threw it away.
很抱歉我一直没能给你一儿半女
I'm sorry I never gave you any children.
Grid 291 by 502.
深度70米 声呐探测
Depth 70 meters. Sounding.
第二声回响
A second ping.
第二声回响
A second ping!
我等了大半辈子就为了说这句
I've waited half a lifetime to say this.
潜水员们 上装备
Divers, gear up!
我们找到了
We found it.
我们终于找到了伙计们
We finally found it, boys!
我没浪费这一生
I didn't waste my life!
市长
你是来惊叹咱的战利品的吧
I see you've come to admire our plunder.
其实这些战利品属于这个小镇
technically that plunder belongs to the town.
它是在春田镇政♥府♥管辖范围内被发现的
It was discovered in Springfield city limits.
不 我们在非建制海域内发现了金子
No, we found the gold in unincorporated waters!
这些发现属于我们
The survey says it's ours!
抱歉 春田镇重新规划了界限
Sorry, but the town redrew the boundaries...
春田镇
就在昨天
yesterday.
但我们秘密工作了四十年
But we worked in secret for 40 years.
我假装成一个浅薄单调的小角色
I pretended to be a flimsy, one-note character.
你怎么知道的
How did you know?
我本该是你的宝贝
I should have been your treasure.
春田镇政♥府♥
今晚会议主题
如何享受我们的财宝
各位 春田镇发掘了一批财宝
All right, people. This town's got doubloons.
谁有好主意
Who's got ideas?
如果我没听到好主意 我们就再建一座体育场
If I don't hear anything good, we're building another stadium,
没有参赛队会来
and no team will come here.
不如建一座新钟楼 每一小时
How about a new town clock where, every hour,
耶稣都在原谅魔鬼
Jesus forgives the Devil?
建一家新动物园 多放点有意思的动物
A new zoo with more attractive animals.
承诺给我们的死亡小组呢
What about those death panels we were promised?
政♥治♥术语
起源于2009年有关联邦医疗保健立法的辩论
不知道想说什么 先喊两嗓子
Shouting out something before I know what I'm gonna say.
没有珍珠果酱乐队的摇滚名人堂
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame with no Pearl Jam!
抱歉 我有个主意
Excuse me. I have an idea.
马姬 你看看安排
Now, Marge, if you'll check your program,
唠叨者反对在最后一项
nagging objections are at the end.
会议安排
1)宣布宝藏
2)有趣的主意
3)操纵投票
4)唠叨者反对
看看这个世界
Look at the world.
孩子们的未来充满挑战与未知
Our children's future is challenging and uncertain.
这笔天降之财是我们最后的最佳的机会
This windfall is our last, best hope
赋予孩子们面向未来时可能需要的工具
to give our kids the tools they'll need to face that future.
为了成功 我们的孩子们必须要接受教育
To succeed, our kids must have an education
基于科学 技术
based on science, technology,
工程 还有数学
engineering and math.
简称科技工数
STEM.
如果觉得马姬的主意很无聊
All who find Marge's idea tiresome,
打一个夸张讽刺的呵欠
let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn.
好吧 好吧 我请了一个人
Okay, okay. I brought someone
你们肯定愿意听他说"科技工数"教育
you will listen to about STEM education.
哥伦比亚唱片艺术家约翰·传奇
Columbia recording artist John Legend.
*科技工数 科学 技术 工程 数学*
*STEM, science, tech, engineering and math*
*不仅仅是计算机课的时髦说法*
*More than a trendy way to say computer class*
*科技工数 不仅为了傻子呆子和书呆子*
*STEM, it's not just for dorks, dweebs and nerds*
*能把你们的废物孩子变成扎克·伯格*
*It'll turn all your dumb kids to Zuckerbergs*
*科技工数 因为这未来用代码书写*
*STEM, 'cause the future is written in code*
*做个应用 上市就能赚大钱*
*Make an app, get big cash from an IPO*
*科技工数*
*STEM*
*科技工数*
*Oh, STEM*
谁能拒绝丝滑的慢爵士
Who could say no to a silky slow jam
歌♥唱学习科学技术的重要性
about the importance of technology-based learning?
我永远不会有孩子 因为我的蛋被科学虐惨了
I'll never have kids because my nards were cooked by science.
但是如果我能有孩子 我希望他们能学习
But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn
导致他们不能存在的科学
about the science of why they don't exist.
我想感谢约翰·传奇...的太太
I'd just like to thank John Legend...'s wife
克莉茜·泰根 带他来到现场
Chrissy Teigen for bringing him here today.
结果发现 她最爱的
Turns out, there's nothing she loves more
就是帮图享粉丝的忙
than doing personal favors for her Instagram followers.
马姬 我小孩脸上沾着番茄酱的照片
Well, Marge, you did call the picture I posted
你都评论了"可可爱爱"
of my kids with ketchup on their faces "adorbs."
的确 灰常可可爱爱
It was. It was totes adorbs.
宝贝 我们该走了
Baby, we got to get going.
要赶不上我们夫妇款香水的发布会了
We're gonna be late for the launch party for our couples' perfume.
我在和我的网友线下聊天
I'm talking to my online friend IRL.
去给孩子的平板电脑充电
Go charge the kids' iPads.
来吧 春田镇
Come on, Springfield!
给你们的孩子建立明日校园
Build your children the school of tomorrow.
我做到了
I did it.
我给了孩子们未来的希望
I gave our kids hope for the future.
有没有歌♥写的是
You have any songs about
我能不履行评审团义务
how I should be allowed to skip jury duty?
*列入评审名单算什么公正*
*How is it justice to impanel a man*
*在疯狂三月的日子里*
*During March Madness?*
春田镇科技工数学院
领导 如果你被迫退休会去做什么
What are you gonna do with your forced retirement, sir?
我对本地的一家跳伞俱乐部感兴趣
I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club
他们需要有人在办公室接电♥话♥
who needs someone to sit in the office and answer phones.
谁在乎呢
Yeah, well, who cares?
我会去俄亥俄河坐船[猎艳]
I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise.
那里有好多寡妇
Lot of widows on the Good River.
好多寡妇
Lot of widows.
新学校的气味
New school smell.
无纸化教室 个人平板电脑
Paperless classrooms, personal tablets,
还有不能乱塞东西的储物柜
and uncrammable lockers.
这太尴尬了
Man, this is embarrassing.
一家二十一世纪的学校
巴仔·辛普森
Bart Simpson.
欢迎 我叫赞恩·弗朗 是这所学校的CEO
Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong, this school's CEO:
合作教育导师
Collaborative Educational Outreacher.
史金纳二代 我要打断你一下
I'm gonna stop you right there, Skinner 2.0.
我不管你怎么包装
It doesn't matter how you dress it up.
所有学校都是儿童监狱
All schools are kid prisons.
我要让你在这里独处
Well, I'm putting you in solitary,
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