辛普森一家

The Simpsons S31E19

Part 2 May 26, 2020, 8:25 a.m.

I don't know how you did things back in "Michigan."
手势引号♥意味着这不是真的
Air quotes are for when something's not a real thing.
但是在我的教区我们为教众服务
But in my parish, we minister to our flock.
我敢说必要且难以启齿的事情
And I'm not afraid to say the hard things that need to be said.
I 二十七
"I" 27.
-什么 -他刚才说什么
- What? - What did he say?
我们听不到
We can't hear you.
B 三
"B" Thr-three.
我很乐意帮你把号♥码喊出来
You know, I'd be happy to yell out numbers for you.
让你少说话
Help save your voice.
宾戈游戏需要一位严肃且经验丰富的主持人
Bingo requires a firm, experienced caller.
G G 四十八
"G" "G" 48.
N 四 N 四十三
"N" Four... "N" 43.
我啥也没有
I got nothing.
我想我能胜任
I think I can handle it.
我在神学院的时候
When I was in seminary school,
我是我们划船队里嗓门最大的人
I was the shouty guy on our rowing team.
我们当时不让说舵手这个词
We weren't allowed to say "Coxswain."
宾戈游戏不适合新手
Bingo is not for newbies.
字母的发音很容易混淆
The letters sound very similar.
B 十五
"B" 15.
基♥督♥教传统中♥朝♥拜初生耶稣的东方三圣贤之一
B就是巴尔萨泽
"B" as in Balthazar.
他刚才说的是加尔萨泽吗
Did he say Galthazar?
中了
Gingo!
金格带你去厕所
Gingo take you to bathroom.
我不想去
I don't want to go.
这对我来说也太难了
Hey, this no picnic for Gingo either.
又空荡荡的
Empty again.
那两人只是过来亲热的
And those two just came here to make out.
如果我们在教堂做的话就不能怀孕了
If we do it in a church, I, like, can't get pregnant.
早上
Uh, good mor...
抱歉
Excuse me.
兄弟姐♥妹♥们♥
Brothers and sisters,
勒弗乔伊牧师的嗓音有些问题
Reverend Lovejoy is experiencing some vocal difficulties.
少说话牧师
Save your voice, Reverend.
现在我们取消教堂活动
Now, we could cancel church.
上帝已经预见到了这次意外
But God clearly foresaw this
还派来了替补牧师帮忙完成礼拜
and sent us a backup pastor to finish the service.
教堂活动不会取消了
Church will not be canceled.
现在有请我们新来的年轻牧师伯德·莱特
Now please help me welcome our new youth minister Bode Wright.
谢谢很谦恭耶稣会喜欢的
Thanks. That's very meek. Jesus would've loved it.
我在想当牧师在休整的时候
I was thinking, while the reverend rests his voice,
也许我们可以合唱一首歌♥
maybe we could all sing a song.
牧师如果你同意的话咳嗽一声
Uh, Rev, if that's okay with you, um, cough once.
我们不懂两声咳嗽是什么意思
We did not establish what two coughs means,
我就当作是两声同意了
so I'll take that to mean two yeses.
我们唱首歌♥好不好
Why don't we sing, I don't know,
《奇异恩典》怎么样你们都熟悉这首
"Amazing Grace"? You all know that one.
如果不熟这首歌♥在你的赞美诗集中
Or if you don't, it's in your hymnal under
《奇异逗号♥ 恩典》那里
"Grace, comma, amazing."
*奇异恩典何等甘甜*
*Amazing grace, how sweet the sound*
*我罪已得赦免*
*That saved a wretch like me*
*前我失丧今被寻回*
*I once was lost but now I'm found*
*也曾失明如今复明*
*'Twas blind, but now I see.*
这是在白人教堂里发生过的
This is the most exciting thing that ever happened
最激动人心的事了
in a white church!
这么多年的恩典都平平无奇
All these years of mediocre grace.
终于有奇异恩典了
Finally, it's amazing.
耶稣基♥督♥的音乐会肯定
This must've been what it was like
就是这样
at Jesus's concerts.
谢谢你们现在我们
Thank you. Now we'd,
我们来唱几首新圣歌♥
we'd like to do a couple of new psalms.
-*哈利路亚哈利路* -*哈利路亚*
- *Hallelujah, hallelu* - *Hallelujah*
*哈利路亚哈利路*
*Hallelujah, hallelu*
哈利路亚
*Hallelujah*
教堂里正有大事发生
Something exciting's happening at the church.
我们去看看
Let's check it out.
好了我想我们都懂恩典是奇异的
All right, I think we get it. Grace, it's amazing.
我知道大部分人都会在礼拜结束前
I know most of you usually save your "Hallelujahs"
才唱《哈利路亚》
for when church is over.
我喜欢这种随意范儿
I adore the informality.
但如果可以的话我想我或许可以
But if it's okay, I thought maybe I could just speak
与你们开诚布公地谈一谈
to you guys straight from my heart.
我事先没有任何准备
I don't have anything planned,
但我想我该谈谈有关上帝的事对吧
but I guess I should talk about God, right?
身处教堂身为牧师
Church. Pastor.
我是该谈谈有关上帝的事
Makes sense I should talk about God.
其实我今早醒来的时候
But the truth is, I woke up this morning
不是很确定我是否信仰上帝
and I wasn't really sure if I believed in God.
没有上帝
No God?
堵住耳朵孩子们
Fingers in your ears, boys.
堵得死死的
Till you can feel the brain.
没关系没事的
It's okay. Everything's fine.
我我只是醒来感觉有些疑虑
I-I just woke up with some doubt.
和在座的大多数人一样我确定
Like many of you did, too, I'm sure.
世上有太多的伤痛和苦难
There's so much pain and suffering in the world,
我不确定是否真的有人在那里
I wasn't sure anyone was really out there.
在云端看着我们
Watching us. On a cloud.
这是我们想象中的上帝是吧
That's how we think of God, right?
对于大多数人上帝只是个监控无死角的
To many of us, God is just an angry, old miser
易怒的老吝啬鬼
with a killer surveillance system.
大家都挑吝啬鬼的刺儿
Everyone picks on the miser.
麻利点刮不然没小费
Shave faster or no tip!
我麻利点好的
I shave-a faster, all right.
快点我要去出席葬礼
Hurry up. I'm going to a funeral.
您要去出席葬礼好的
You're going to a funeral, all right.
这可真是磨洋工
This is taking too long.
我不能再这么拖延了
I got to stop procrastinating.
然后我静下心来思考这件事
Then I got quiet and thought about it.
我突然醒悟上帝可能不在云端
It hit me that maybe God isn't up there, you know.
所谓的在别处
"Somewhere else."
上帝可能此刻就在这里
Maybe God's right here and now.
触手可及
As close as the air on your skin.
我第一次不再感到孤单
For the first time ever, I don't feel alone.
活着真美好
Life is worth living.
我雇你杀我的交易取消
Hey, forget that hit I called on myself, huh?
已经太迟了
Yeah, well, I said too late.
你就不能只收我跟踪费吗
Can't you just charge me a stalking fee?
好吧百分之四十
Okay, 40%.
而且你只能在应用软件上取消
And you can only cancel on the app.
好吧那我
All right, I-I'll just, uh...
我手♥机♥卡死了
My screen is frozen!
已删除消息读取失败
无法取消
或许上帝只是我们共同创造和铭记的
Maybe God is just a word for a love
爱的代名词
that we create and remember together.
这种爱不会因被质疑而气愤
A love that isn't mad at us for our doubt
不会因你是酒鬼而发怒
or angry at us because we're alcoholics.
终于我的成就得到了认可
Finally, recognized for my accomplishments.
我们多数人心中的上帝都以自己为原型
I think so many of us have made a God that's like us,
而不是别的参照物
instead of the other way around.
上帝爱多样性
God loves diversity.
他不止创造了一种花
God didn't just make one type of flower.
世间存在着数以千计的品种
He made thousands of different flowers--
玫瑰百合兰花
roses, lilies, orchids--
野草也同时生出
and He made the weeds, too.
但他一视同仁
But He loves all of them indiscriminately.
像蜜蜂那样
Just like the bees.
你令本骄傲黄蜂人感到羞愧
You have made this bumblebee a humble bee.
耶稣曾说 "让野草和麦子一同生长"
Jesus said, "Let the weeds grow with the wheat."
这意味着它们都得到了上帝的庇护
That means it's all in the game.