明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S01E11
Part 1
April 29, 2021, 12:21 p.m.
Some people might say that it's cliche
有人会觉得坐马车
to take a horse-drawn carriage ride through Central Park,
游中♥央♥公园很老土
but I say it's like living in an Edith Wharton novel.
但我觉得像是游走在伊迪丝·沃顿的小说世界里
Or actually like living
或者更贴切的说是生活在
in a HBO adaptation of an Edith Wharton novel,
HBO电视台由小说改编的电视剧里
and, like, Kate Winslet's in it,
凯特·温斯莱特也在里面
and there's, like, boobs and stuff.
还有像是蠢货之类的
Sorry, wait, what was your question?
等等 抱歉你刚问什么来着
Where's your favorite pizza place?
你最喜欢的批萨店是哪家
And that was, like, 20 minutes ago.
而且这好像是20分钟前问的
Tonight's been really fun, Mindy.
今晚玩得很高兴 Mindy
I almost don't want it to end.
我甚至都不想结束
Doesn't have to.
不一定要结束
What was that?
怎么了
Oh, Peanut Butter's getting up in years.
噢 "花生酱"年纪大了
She's a good old girl.
她是个听话的老妞
Ain't that right, Peanut Butter?
对吧 花生酱
Peanut Butter, no!
花生酱 不要啊
I-I-I can't lose you, girl.
我 我 我不能没有你啊 妞
Oh, my God, that horse just had a heart attack.
噢 天呐 那匹马犯心脏病了
Mindy, you're a doctor. Do something.
Mindy你是医生 救救她吧
I'm a gynecologist, Evan!
我是妇科医生 Evan
Why don't you web design her back to life?
你怎么不编套程序让她复活呢
Okay. Okay, okay. The police are here.
好了 好了 好了 警♥察♥来了
We don't have to worry about this anymore.
不用我们再操心了
Just sit down.
坐下吧
Peanut Butter is failing, officer.
花生酱摔倒了 警官
Don't worry, we're having a great time.
别担心 我们今天过得很愉快
Sir, I think you need to make the humane decision.
警官 我认为你的决定应该仁慈一些
No! You put that gun away.
不 你把枪收起来
Okay, we should go to a bar.
好吧 我们还是去找间酒吧好了
Ah!
啊
I'm feeling a little--
我觉得有点
Yeah, yeah, uh, rain check.
是的是的 呃 改天再聚
Maybe you can, um...
也许你 呃...
call me in a few months.
可以过几个月再联♥系♥我
Yeah, we'll see.
好的 回头见
I told him that I think I have enough refrigerator magnets.
我给他说过我觉得冰箱贴已经够用了
Good morning, team.
早上好 组员们
You're all three minutes late, but hey,
你们都迟到了三分钟 不过 嘿
I'm more laid-back on Saturdays.
我星期六会睁一只眼闭一只眼
What's with work Saturday, Dr. C, anyway?
星期六到底有什么工作啊 C医生
Yeah, last time I'm gonna say it.
嗯 这话我最后再说一次
Saturdays are for one thing:
星期六只有一件工作
Cartoons.
动画片
Yeah, Saturday's when I run errands.
是啊 星期六供我消遣的日子啊
Look, I want this practice to have a competitive edge,
听着 我希望我们的事业能更有竞争优势
so I'm taking on a few more patients on the weekends.
所以我在周末多加了几个问诊病人
But to sweeten the deal, I brought you breakfast.
但是作为补偿 我给你们买♥♥了早餐
Ooh, egg sandwiches and hash browns?
噢 鸡蛋三明治和土豆煎饼吗
Uh, cheeseburger omelets.
呃 奶酪汉堡和蛋卷
No. No, you eat garbage, you do garbage work.
不不不 你们吃了垃圾食品会影响工作质量
Shredded wheats.
麦片
It's healthy work fuel,
这可是健康食品
and it tastes...
而且口感
Enough.
还行
Enjoy.
享用吧
Hey, why aren't Dr. Lahiri and Dr. Reed coming in? Yeah.
嘿 为什么Lahiri医生和Reed医生没来啊 是啊
Maybe they don't have the Castellano work ethic.
可能他们没有Castellano医生这样的职业道德吧
What's so funny?
什么那么好笑
This chart.
这个表格
Okay.
好了
Let's get to work, guys.
大家开始工作吧
Nope, it's--
不 是...
it's a--
这是个...
I'm gonna put this in my drawer.
我会把这玩意儿先放在我的抽屉里
Okay, everybody to work.
好了 大伙工作吧
Ugh, what is his deal?
呃 他发什么神经了
All right, come on, guys.
好了 大伙们
There's only one thing the lowly worker can count on
卑微的打工仔唯一反抗资本家的
to fight back against the workplace tyrant.
残酷压榨的手段就是
Facebook.
脸书
Nope. Booby traps.
不是 是恶作剧
What? No.
什么 才不是
Check this out. Oh, yeah.
看好了 噢 耶
Oh, yes, Morgan. This is a classic.
噢 是的Morgan 这个手法很经典
What are you doing, Morgan?
Morgan你在干嘛
Oh, my God. Just watch.
噢 天呐 看好了
Dr. C is gonna come out of his office,
C医生会从他的办公室出来
and when he does--
然后当他...
What are you doing?
你在干什么
Nothin', nothin'.
没什么没什..
You're gonna dump that water on my head?
你是想要把水泼我头上吗
No.
不是
I was gonna...dump it on my head.
我是想...泼自己头上
Saturday.
星期六
Man, Saturdays in Greenwich are the best.
格林威治镇的星期六是最美好的 伙计
I love Carl,
我很喜欢Carl
but I gotta say I really like this lineup.
但是我更喜欢现在的搭配
You, me, the kid, waffles.
你 我 孩子 华夫饼
Carl is actually going out of town for a week,
实际上Carl会一个星期都不在家
and I don't want to stay here.
然后我真不想留在这里
It's creepy. I think the house is haunted.
感觉挺恐怖的 总觉得这房♥子里闹鬼
Gwen, this house was built in 2007.
Gwen这可是2007年才建的新房♥子
Well... Oh, you know what?
好吧 噢 我觉得
You should come stay with me in the city.
你可以来城里跟我住
There's nothing scary about my apartment.
我公♥寓♥里没有什么可怕的
I mean, it was the site of a horrible garment fire,
虽然它的原址发生过一起很可怕的火灾
but that was, like, in 1912.
不过是1912年的事情了
Do you want to have a sleepover at Mindy's?
你想去Mindy家过夜吗
Does that sound fun, Riley?
你觉得有意思吗 Riley
Oh, yeah.
噢 对哦
Okay, yeah, Riley would come.
对对 Riley也一起来
Okay. That is cool. Cool beans.
是的 很好 太好了
No, no, no. Not "Cool beans."
不不不 不是"太好了"
You forgot about my daughter.
是你根本忘记我女儿的存在
Can you please...
你能不能
Riley, listen.
Riley听着
Obviously, I want you to come to the city
我非常希望你和你妈妈
with your mother and stay with me.
一起到城里跟我一起住
All right? We will have so much fun.
可以吗 会很好玩的
Oh, there's that new play at NYU
纽约大学上了一部新剧
where the actors start in the audience,
演员会突然出现在观众席
and then they kinda, like, creep out and scare--
然后观众会被吓到
I want a bunk bed.
我想要双层床
Yes, okay, all right. I'll get you--I'll get you a bunk bed.
好的 没问题 我会给你...我给你买♥♥双层床
Are you sure about this?
你确定
Of course.
当然
I can do anything as long as it's just paying for something.
钱能解决的问题都不是问题
I posted a video to your wall.
我推荐给你了一个视频
Do you like fat cats that squeeze into small boxes?
你喜欢看胖猫挤进小箱子吗
Betsy, don't make me unfriend you again.
Betsy 别让我再鄙视你
Oh, my ex Dominic just added four photos
噢 我的前任Dominic刚发了四张图
to the album "Brunch."
在"早午餐"图集里
Did you guys not hear that phone ringing?
你们都没有听见电♥话♥铃♥声♥吗
Every time I walk by,
每次我路过
you guys are doing your Facebooks.
你们都在玩"脸树"
It's called "Facebook," Dr. Castellano.
是"脸书" Castellano医生
Myface, tweetster, hash bags, I don't care.
脸 鸟叫 垃圾袋 我不关心
Are you trying to get it wrong?
你是故意说错的吗
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