明迪烦事多（2012）
The Mindy Project S01E10
Part 1
April 29, 2021, 12:20 p.m.
The new year means
新的一年意味着
putting the previous year's mistakes behind you,
把去年那些囧人囧事抛在脑后
like the slightly-less-than-graceful way
比如在前男友的婚礼上
you handled your ex-boyfriend's wedding...
毁掉淑女形象
Ahh!
啊
Or the fact that the world
或是整个宇宙打定主意
is hell-bent on turning you into a cat lady...
要将你变成养猫老太婆这一事实
Ew! What the hell?
呃 搞什么鬼
Disagreements with your best friend
和最好的朋友吵架
or discovering that your perfect blond boyfriend
发现你的完美金发男友在骗你
is a lying, gross snake with a long-term girlfriend,
在他和另一个女友藕断丝连的同时
making you the mistress.
你无辜的晋升成了小三
But the new year is a chance to wipe the dry erase board of life clean,
但是新年像是橡皮擦 将人生的画纸擦干净
and start over,
重新开始
unless some idiot has used a permanent marker.
除非你蠢到用了钢笔
Ugh, new year's resolution number one:
呃 新年宣言第一条
Stop undercutting my analogies.
不再自拆自的台
Resolution number two: Meet a guy.
新年宣言第二条 邂逅新的人
Uh, maybe we'll start with resolution number three:
呃 也许我们该说说新年宣言第三条
Get a new look.
改头换面
Come on.
搞毛线啊
Moving on to resolution number four:
继续说第四条好了
Get in shape.
减肥瘦身
Yup.
好吧
Those dancers, they had clearly practiced that routine
那些舞者 很明显在我去之前
for many weeks before I arrived,
已经练了好几次了
and I just spent $800 on a stupid grandpa suit.
而且我还花了800美元买♥♥了件老大爷的衣服
The murderer-- Well, you know what?
那个带刀男 呃 你知道吗
The murderer could've been a dream,
那个带刀男可能只是个幻影
because afterwards, Taylor swift was there,
因为后来 Taylor swift也出现了
and she was, uh, pushing me around the city in a stroller.
她还 呃 用婴儿车推着我逛大街
Okay, look, I know ever since Josh cheated on you,
好了 听着 我知道自从知道Josh欺骗了你之后
you see the world as a scary place, but--
你就觉得自己处在一个疯狂的世界 但是
Wait! Are you barfing?
等等 你吐了吗
Gwen, stress barfing
Gwen 只是应激性呕吐而已
is a natural reaction to realizing
我是不适应
that you are surrounded by liars with secret girlfriends.
这个遍布劈腿男的社会
Okay, you can't live in fear, Mindy.
好吧 你不能再活在恐惧中了 Mindy
Wait, Alex? Are you guys hanging out without me?
等等 Alex 你们俩逛街不叫我
Alex? Alex who? Rodriguez?
Alex 哪个Alex啊 Rodriguez吗
Yeah? Terrible save.
谢了 真是圆得好
Do I look or sound like a baseball player?
难道我听起来像个棒球运动员吗
Okay, Mindy, listen.
好了 Mindy 听着
We're sorry, but you can get mad at us.
我们很抱歉 但是你不能怪我们
All you ever do lately is just bury yourself
你最近不是把自己埋在工作里
in your work and hide in your apartment.
就是躲在你的安乐屋
Actually, I can,
事实上 是的
because my apartment is the only place
因为我的安乐屋是唯一一处
that I feel safe right now.
让我感觉安全的地方
I have food, I have alcohol,
我有吃有喝的
I have 600 channels, and none of them want to hurt me.
我还有600个频道的电视看 而没一个会伤害我
Oh, my God.
哦 我的神啊
I think my apartment has been robbed.
我想我的安乐屋被盗了
Robbed?
被盗了
The burglar's still in my house.
那个小偷还在我房♥子里
Gwen, I want an all-black choir at my funeral.
Gwen 葬礼上我想要个全黑人的唱诗班
Hey! Get out of here!
给我滚出来
Okay, disable his groin!
冷静 攻击他的小♥弟♥弟♥
Hey, guys.
嘿 伙计们
Yeah, it's not a murderer. It's just my little brother.
不是小偷 只是我的弟弟来了
Rishi, what are you doing here?
Rishi 你跑这来干什么
What are any of us doing here?
那我们该在这做什么
Hey, do not be a smartass, all right?
好了 别自作聪明 好吧
You nearly gave me a heart atta--Damn it, Rishi.
见鬼 你差点吓得我心脏病发 Rishi
Do you know how long it took me to get rid of my Boston accent?
你知道我花了多长时间才摆脱我的波士顿口音
A wicked long time, you fartknocker.
久到我都记不清了 你个傻叉
How did you get in here?
你怎么进来的
Your landlord let me in.
你的房♥东让我进来的
You know, a well-spoken Indian can get into anywhere he wants.
说一口甜言蜜语的印度小伙总可以得到他想要的
I once got myself on the field at a Redskins game,
我曾经凭借我的口才混进了Redskins运动场
and I met Leon Panetta.
我还见到了Leon Panetta
Oh, okay, well, shouldn't you be back in school by now?
哦 好吧 你现在不应该返校了吗
Oh, my God. Did my tuition check bounce?
哦 大神 难道我给你寄的学费支票退回来了
Sometimes, they don't take those hunger game checks seriously,
有时候 他们真不把那些<饥饿游戏>支票当回事
but I get such good Mockingjay points.
我还特地拿了<嘲笑鸟>的
Relax, Mindy, all right?
放松点 Mindy 好吧
School doesn't start for a week, and I was just getting
学校还没开学 和老爸老妈
so bored hanging out with mom and dad, you know?
待在一起有多无聊 你又不是不知道
Massachusetts is...
马塞诸塞州是...
The worst.
最烂的
Yeah, name one exciting thing that ever happened in Concord.
康科德简直是无聊之国的首府
Aw, I can't stay mad at you.
哎 我就是生不了你的气
Look at you, you're, like, the Indian Justin Timberlake.
看看你 你简直是印度版的Justin Timberlake
Thanks. You're awesome.
谢啦 潮爆了
I am going to take you for sushi tonight.
我今晚带你去吃寿司
Morning, Dr. L.
早上好啊 L医生
Uh, whoa, whoa, Shauna, Betsy, please stop undressing
呃 哇 哇 Shauna Betsy 不要用眼睛
my baby brother with your eyes, little cradle robbers.
强♥奸♥我的弟弟了 发春期的大龄剩女们
You don't have to.
不 随便看吧
Guys, this is Rishi.
伙计们 这是Rishi
Hi. Morning.
好啊 早安
Come here. Hey, Morgan, Morgan.
过来 嗨 Morgan Morgan
Stop cracking his back.
别压他的背
His spine wasn't aligned.
他的脊椎不大对称
His spine is perfect. Now...it is.
他的脊椎很完美 现在 是了
What is college like, Rishi? Um
大学是什么样子的 Rishi 呃
Is it all food fights?
是不是到处都是食物大战
He doesn't really have time to get into food fights, Betsy,
他说真的没有时间去食物大战 Betsy
because he is going to be the future valedictorian
因为他将在斯坦福大学的
of Stanford university.
毕业典礼上演讲
Wow. Oh. Whoa.
哇 哇
Guys, I might have the curves, but he ruins the curves.
伙计们 我虽有身材 他可是学霸
Did you understand what I meant by that?
你们明白我说的是什么意思吗
You had to listen to this for twenty years, huh?
你听她说冷笑话 听了20年了吧
You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din.
你可比我勇敢 <古庙战茄声>
I mean, not Gunga Din, the, uh-- the other guy, Cary Grant.
不是<古庙战茄声> 是 呃 另一个人 Cary Grant
How's it going, man? What's up?
你好吗 你呢
Associates, a word?
合伙人 能谈一谈吗
Go study, Rishi.
好好学习哈 Rishi
Are you wearing arm garters?
你是戴着手臂吊袜吗
When I do office accounting, Danny,
我做会计工作 Danny
I try to look the part.
就要有个会计样
Okay, we've got terrible news here.
好了 我们有麻烦了
They've doubled our rent. Doubled it?
他们把租金加倍了 加倍
Why would the landlord do this?
为什么房♥东这么做
George has always been so nice to us.
George对我们一直挺好的
Remember when his wife died?
他妻子过世的时候
He gave me all her old bras.
他还把她所有的胸罩给了我
We're gonna have to move the practice.
我们不得不搬家了
Okay, okay, I just saw a vacancy for a place
好的 好的 我刚刚看到在Staten大街
next to a laundromat back in Staten.
看到一个待租地 旁边是自助洗衣店
Good people out there,
邻里都很和善
plus a blast of good-smelling air all day.
而且整天都有着好闻的洗衣粉味
What do you think?
你觉得怎么样
I will not work in Staten Island.
我才不会去Staten岛工作
I will not take a boat to work like I am in the Vietcong.
我才不会坐着小船去工作 好像越南共♥产♥党一样
You in?
那你呢
Wow, let's move you out of range
哇 我把你扶到一边去
of my expensive table, which is from Sweden.
离我的办公桌远点 它可是瑞典货
Yep, just calm down.
放松点
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