明迪烦事多（2012）

The Mindy Project S01E10

Part 4 April 29, 2021, 12:20 p.m.

I am such a mess
我一团糟
that I have stooped to coming to you
所以不得不来找你
to rub hot stones on my body.
揉点热石到我身上去
Well, you've made a wise choice, Ms. Silverado.
好的你做了个明智的选择 Silverado女士
Follow me.
跟我来
Uh, Brendan, it's actually--it's Mindy.
呃 Brendan 其实我是Mindy
It's Mindy from downstairs. Yeah, I know.
楼下的Mindy 我知道
Sorry I didn't take off all my clothes.
抱歉我没有把衣服全脱了
Didn't ask you to.
我有没要你脱
Yeah, bet you would've loved that.
是啊你倒是想哦
Okay, this works better if you don't talk.
听着治疗时你最好别开口
Fine. Okay, here we go.
好吧好了开始了
What? Brendan, that is so cold.
怎么了 Brendan 好冰
Well, we actually use a combination of hot and cold stones, so--
是的其实我们用到了冷热两种宝石所以
Okay, well, then, advertise it as "Hot and cold stone treatment."
好吧那就在广♥告♥上宣传这是 "冷热宝石疗法"
I don't deliver someone's baby and then instead remove their spleen.
我就不会先接生孩子再切掉脾脏
Okay. This one's hot.
好吧这个是热宝石
It's not that hot.
没有那么热
No, you're right. It--it is warm.
是你说的对它它很温暖
I thought it was going to be hotter, so I was surprised.
我原本以为会比这个烫所以有点思想准备不足
Can we try a small one now? Yes.
那我们现在来是一个小点的吧好的
Okay, here we go.
那我放了
What could possibly be wrong? What?
又有什么问题
Just that was accurate. What you described is accurate.
就是因为很准确跟你的描述一样
And that sort of surprised me a little.
然后我有点惊讶
Okay, what would make you feel more comfortable?
好吧那怎么样才能让你觉得舒服
Just stone me.
继续揉石头就是了
Sky done, mountains needed.
天空拼好了下面该拼山了
I'm worried about Manny.
我很担心Manny
I mean, he just-- he fell asleep in his ice cream.
我是说他吃着冰激凌就睡着了
I just walked away. He'll be fine.
我就悄悄走开了他会没事的
Oh.
噢
Here come the lovebirds.
鸳鸯伴侣出来了
You guys were just watching Charlie Rose, right?
你们俩是在看<查理罗斯>对吧
One way of putting it.
可以这么说
Thanks, fellas, and don't worry.
谢谢你们别担心
I'm going to talk to my son about your rent...
我会去跟我儿子说说你们租金的事情
That's awesome.
太棒了
Uh, the first chance that Esther
第一次有机会让Esther陪我
lets me come up for air.
停下来休息一会
Hey! Get away from my wife!
嘿离我老婆远点
What?
什么
You never mentioned that Manny was Esther's husband.
你从来没说过Manny是Esther的老公
I must have forgot.
我肯定是忘记了
I'm gonna kick your ass!
我要打烂你的屁♥股♥
Now, wait, she is tired of you!
等一下她厌倦你了
She wanted to hear some Korean war stories for a change.
她现在想听关于朝鲜战争的故事
That was a man's war.
那才是是男人的战争
Well, I'll show you-- What the--?
好啊那我就给你演示演示什么才是
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
噢哇哇哇哇哇
You, tricking a war veteran, you crafty bastard!
你敢耍老兵你个狡猾的魂淡
No, I'm not crafty! I didn't know, I didn't know!
不我不是狡猾我不知道我不知道
Okay, are we cool on the rent? Yeah, yeah.
好吧房♥租的事情不会受影响的对吧是的
Manny, I'm sorry about everything.
Manny 我很抱歉
Greatest generation.
你是最伟大的一代
Well, you're a ball of stress.
好吧你简直就是个充满压力的球
Oh, God, Brendan, my brother's dropping
噢天哪Brendan 我弟弟想要退学
out of college to become a rapper.
去当说唱歌♥手
Our relationships with our siblings
兄弟姐妹之间
are often fraught.
难免有些磕磕碰碰
Wait, what are you talking about?
等一下你说什么
You and Duncan are, like, best friends.
你跟Duncan就跟好朋友一样
Not always.
也不总是这样
When I was in college, I read Walden,
我上大学的时候读<瓦尔登湖>
and I decided I wanted to live in the woods on my own for a year,
然后决定我要独自去丛林生活一年
and Duncan thought it was a terrible idea.
Duncan觉得那是个坏主意
Yeah, I agree with Duncan. That's a huge waste of time.
是啊我同意那简直是在浪费时间
Well, I headed off into the wilderness
是啊但是我还是一个人
on my own anyway.
去了野外
Three days later,
三天后
I was discovered delirious and dehydrated,
我被发现的时候神志不清并且严重脱水
fighting off yearlings for access to a doe teat,
和幼鹿抢奶水喝
but guess who discovered me.
但是你猜是谁找到我的
Bootleggers.
偷猎的人
See, when your brother stumbles,
所以当你弟弟遇到困难的时候
as we all do, it's nice to have someone there
能有个人血脉相亲的人在身边
who shares the same blood type.
是多么美好的事情
Oh. This is all nonsense.
哦这也太扯了
No, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't.
别别别别别不要不要
I'm sorry, Brendan, I mean, you do give
抱歉 Brendan 我想说你关于
really good advice about brothers.
兄弟姐妹间的建议太棒了
Great. This is great.
很好太好了
Oh, God, I am so sorry about your stones.
噢天哪弄掉了你的宝石很抱歉
Now that they've hit the ground, they're rocks.
当他们掉在地上之后他们就只是普通的石头了
Stones and rocks come from the ground.
宝石和石头都是地里挖出来的
Do you take insur-- No, of course not.
你买♥♥了保险吗好吧肯定没有
Look who's here, look who's here. Mindy, you came?
看看谁来了看看谁来了 Mindy 你来了
Yeah, of course, to support my little brother.
是啊当然我来支持我弟弟
Oh, God, did our fighting give you the stress barfs?
哦天呐我们昨天吵架让你紧张到呕吐吗
No, we got bigger problems than that.
不是我们有更大的麻烦
Yeah, my backup singer cancelled,
是啊我的伴唱不能来了
so now, I can't even perform.
所以现在我根本就不能表演了
Oh, no.
噢不是吧
What?
怎么了
Turn around. No.
转过啦不
Okay.
好吧
Wait, Morgan, that's a great idea.
等等 Morgan 这个主意不错
Mindy, you could sing my hook, right?
Mindy 你能跟我对唱的对吧
Here are the lyrics.
这是歌♥词
I do love singing, but I don't know.
我是很喜欢唱歌♥ 但是我也不知道行不行
Yeah, I don't know either.
是啊我也不知道
Morgan, shut up! How many people are here?
Morgan 闭嘴台下有多少人
Not that many. A handful.
没多少一小群
Okay, let's see.
好吧我看看
There's a lot of people here.
有好多人
Mindy, don't get-- You're gonna get used to --
Mindy 别...你会习惯...
Oh, God. Stop.
哦天哪别这样
You're being judged by a white rapper.
白人说唱家都要鄙视你们了
Rishi, I wish that I could sing your hook for you.
Rishi 我希望能和你对唱
I just--I'm a doctor. I can't go out there and sing.
但是我只是一个医生没有能力站到舞台上唱歌♥
I happen to agree with her.
我现在也这样觉得
Your sister's a great person, zero stage presence.
你姐姐很厉害但是没有舞台经验
Rishi, I know you wanted a woman to sing this part,
Rishi 我知道你需要一个女生和你对唱
but I did play Effie White
但是我曾经在奥蒂斯维尔上演的
in the Otisville production of Dreamgirls.
<追梦女郎>中扮演过Effie White
My cell mate said it was, "Better than solitary."
我室友说我唱的"比原唱还好"
Always recycle, okay?
记得循环利用好吗
Plastic and paper, we need to save our environment.
塑料和纸张我们要保护环境
See you guys later.
大家再见
Our next act is out of Palo Alto, California,
接下来是来自加州帕罗奥多市
and when my man isn't dropping rhymes,
这位哥们儿没在妙语连珠时
he's eye-droppin' experimental medicines from Stanford's artificial cornea lab.
就在斯坦福大学的人工角膜研究室做眼角膜实验
Y'all put y'all hands together for Reazy-Peazy!
大家热烈欢迎 Reazy-Peazy
Mindy, come on. I gotta go on right now.
Mindy 快点呀我要上台了
I can't do it. I can't do it.
我办不到我办不到
I'm gonna-- I feel sick.
我会...紧张到吐的
Do you want the lyrics?
你要歌♥词吗
I don't even need the lyrics. Thank you.
我根本不需要歌♥词谢谢你
I'm gonna freestyle this. What?
我会即兴发挥的什么
I'll see you out there. Rishi, it's gonna be fine.
我们台上见 Rishi会没事的