奇异天使

Strange Angel S01E09

Part 5 June 8, 2020, 10:15 a.m.

Stay the fuck away from me.
杰克
Jack!
如果我们要带上洛杉矶的所有人
If we take the entire population of Los Angeles County,
粗略的计算大概是二十五万人
its roughly2.5 million people,
然后分成两部分
and divide that in two,
因为很明显
because Im only interested in women,
我只对女人感兴趣
obviously,but then, uh,
我们需要去除所有不符合年龄条件的人
we need to remove everyonethats not age appropriate,
也就是说至少会减少了三分之二
which reduces that numberby at least two-thirds.
所以是416666.66个人
So 416,666.66.
这是循环小数
Well, its-itsa repeating decimal,
所以我们四舍五入就是416667人
so lets just call it 416,667.
恩舍吧
Yeah, lets.
但我们还是需要再减少
But then we needto reduce it even further.
因为有一点我没车
For one, I dont own a car,
所以我能去的地方很有限
so i am somewhat limited geographically.
算入住在我附近能走到的最远的地方
And accounting for age-appropriate women
并且还要年龄合适
that live in a close proximity,
这个数值就至少降了
that brings the number down by at least
四分之三面对现实吧
three-quarters,and lets face it,
我附近年龄合适的女人不可能都很吸引我
Im not gonna find every age-appropriate woman nearby
甚至喜欢我的人
attractive and an even smaller
可能更少
percentage will beinterested in me.
我之前说什么来着别小瞧自己
Whatd I say aboutselling yourself short?
重点是
The point is, um,
如果算上品味的话理论上来说
when you account for taste,there are about 5,208 women
在洛杉矶大概会有5208个女人合适
in all of Los Angeles that are theoretically suitable,
或者整个人口的百分之二
or .2% of the entire population.
这还是算上了单身女人的时候
And when you factor in women that are single
要是更严格的话就是我能有机会相处上的女人
and, more critically, how manyIll get along with...
但要是那么说这算起来就复杂了
Well, at that point, the mathgets quite complicated.
可不是
Mm-hmm.
可以这么说
Suffice it to say,
亲爱的你简直就是违背数学规律的存在
you, my dear,are a statistical anomaly.
百万分之一或者
One in a million, or...
是
rather, um...
二十五万人之中的
.992
那零点九九二
in 2.5 million.
你为什么要跟我说这个
Why are you telling me all this?
你看不出来我
Cant you see that...
你就是我的真命天女
you are literallythe one for me.
数学证明了一切
This math proves it.
那其他的会让你产生怀疑吗
Did something make you doubt it?
里奇
Richie.
你需要的不是数学是信念
You dont need math.You just need faith.
你说的对
Youre right.
我从来没对别人有过这种感觉
Ive never felt this way about anyone.
我之前也不知道我会有这种感觉
I wasnt even entirely sure that I was capable.
我想可能这就是我表达感情的方式吧
I guess this is my way of trying to say something
这样比起说出那三个字
that could more efficiently
更确切一些
be expressed in three words...
我爱你
I love you.
哦
Oh.
而且我非常确定
And Im fairlycertain that
你就是我想共度余生的那个人
I want to spendthe rest of my life with you.
是我说的太多了吗
Did I say too much?
对不起但我说的是事实
I-Im sorry, butits the truth.
不不是这样
No, no,its not that.
指示
Its just...
我有些事要告诉你
Theres somethingI have to tell you.
我们遇见的那一晚
The night we met
不是巧合
wasnt a coincidence.
然后发生什么了
What happened next?
然后发生什么了
What happened next?
我说了我只能记得这么多
I told you,thats all I can remember.
这没用
Its not working.
再想想
Try again.
没有别的了
Theres nothing else.
使劲想
Keep trying.
拜托你可以停下吗
Please, can we stop?
告诉我你是不是看见什么了
What is it?Are you seeing something?
告诉我
Tell me.
苏珊
Susan?
苏珊
Susan.
走
Come on.
是谁
Who is it?
谁和你在一起苏珊
Who was there with you, Susan?
我接受
Ill take it.
明智的决定没想到你竟然需要花这么久才能想好
Wise decision. Was surprised youneeded so long to think on it.
嘿你知道住在这的人
Hey, um, do you know what happened
出什么事了吗
to the guy who lives here?
真是问到我了房♥东说他没交房♥租就走了
Beats me. Landlord said he took off without paying rent.
是你朋友吗
He a friend of yours?
不是不怎么熟
No. Hardly knew him.
你好
Hello?
你好
Hello?
杰克
Jack!
杰克你在干嘛
Jack, what are you doing?
我在处理东西
Im getting ridof everything.
你应该能理解
You should understand.
你对处理东西最擅长了
Youre such a big believer in purging all of a sudden.
我不想再伪装自己了
Im done pretending.
我没办法载人去月球
Im not gonna lead mankind to the moon.
这世界不是凭我的一己之力可以撬动的
Im not gonna bend the world to my will.
我就是一个化学公♥司♥的检查员而已
Im a gainfully employed chemical company supervisor.
杰克
Jack...
没事没关系
Its okay. Its okay.
这样最好了
This is for the best, really.
你对阿加佩的看法是对的
You were right about the Agape.
确实会摧毁人
It does corrupt people.
大家会觉得自己想做什么都能做成
It makes them believe that theycan have anything they want,
然而却是被扭曲过的
however twisted.
- 杰克我没 - 请你让我说完
- Jack, I dont...- Please, let me finish.
欧内斯特不在这住了
Ernest left thisgodforsaken neighborhood,
我们也要搬走
and were gettingout of here, too.
你不是想要三居室吗我们要四个
You want three bedrooms?Why not four?
真是我们说不定会生双胞胎
Heck, maybewell have twins.
但最重要的是
But most of all,
你不再用离开我的方式惩罚我了
you can stop punishing me by going.
好吗我已经吸取过教训了
Okay? Ive learned my lesson.
我只是想回到过去的样子
I just want things to go backto the way they used to be.
如果我回不去呢
What if I cant?
我可能回不到我过去的样子
I dont think I can go backto who I used to be.
我不想这样
I dont want to.
拜托你别这样说
Please dont say that.
我知道我之前做过一些错事
I-I know Ive madesome mistakes.
不是那样我
Its not that. I...
我今天学到了一些东西
I learned something today,
关于我的自我
something about myself.
什么
What?
什么
What?
对不起
Im sorry.
马格努斯知道吗
Does the Grand Magus know?
- 不要别 - 我受够了
- Dont, dont. - Im done with all of it.
我要我老婆回来
I want my wife back.
靠
Shit.
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