瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S02E07

Part 5 Oct. 7, 2020, 2:19 p.m.

You know what, rick? I guess, in a way, maybe—
你知道么Rick 我想从某种程度上来讲可能
Already lost interest. Get in the car.
没兴趣上车
I've been inside a kid all day and, now,
我一整天都待在一个孩子的体内
I can feel my bones scraping each other.
我现在都能听到我骨头相互摩擦的声音
Uh, just so you're prepared,
让你有点心理准备
There's a bunch of dead mes in the garage.
车♥库♥里有一堆我的尸体
Huh! Sounds like our stories were connected by a theme.
哈听起来咱们的故事有一个共通的主题了
Not really, jerry.
不可能 Jerry
Probably a cosmetic connection your mind mistakes for thematic.
有可能就是表面上的联♥系♥而你的脑子觉得这是主题上的联♥系♥
Oh.
哦
Old rick! Ruinin' everything!
老Rick 毁掉一切
Master.
主人
Speak.
说
Coach Feratu's presence
Feratu教练的真身
Was discovered by the humans.
被人类识破了
He has been destroyed.
他被杀掉了
No bother.
没事
The mortals shall soon—
凡人们很快就会
I'm sorry, what did you say his name was?
不好意思你说谁来着
Coach Feratu. Coach Feratu.
Feratu教练 Feratu教练
That was his real name, like his actual vampire name?
那是他的真名么他的吸血鬼真名
No no no no. His vampire name was balik alistane.
不不不不他的吸血鬼命叫Balik Alistane
Why the [beep] would he name himself
他怎么[哔]给自己起这么个名啊
after a famous vampire movie? Was he doing a bit?
跟那么有名的吸血鬼电影一样的他演什么戏呢
I do not know, your unholiness.
我不知道我不洁的主人
Jesus [beep] Christ.
耶稣[哔]基♥督♥啊
From now on, no more of this clever-name bullshit.
从现在开始不许再有这些自以为机智乱起名的破事
When a vampire is pretending to be a human,
吸血鬼假装人类的时候
They can just call themselves
他们只能给自己起像什么
Alan Jefferson or something like that.
Alan Jefferson之类的名
It's crazy, right?
真有病是不是
I mean, am I being an asshole?
我是说我这么做很混♥蛋♥么
Okay, I feel like everybody in the room
好吧我觉得屋里每一个人
Is looking at me like I'm the buzzkill.
都跟看着个扫兴鬼一样看着我
I'm not?
我不是
Good. Okay. Great.
好挺好很好